A. Sharpie
@asharpie.bsky.social
Gratefully freed from the tiny hands of the worst president in U.S. history.
We comply with all federal orders that allow us to do whatever Stephen Miller wants.
November 30, 2025 at 5:26 PM
We comply with all federal orders that allow us to do whatever Stephen Miller wants.
It's $1.49 in the town where Uncle Rico threw that football over those mountains.
a man wearing a blue shirt with the words right on written on it
ALT: a man wearing a blue shirt with the words right on written on it
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
It's $1.49 in the town where Uncle Rico threw that football over those mountains.
It's 3.12% if the regime's own CPI is to be believed. Do they think we don't own computers?
US Consumer Price Index: Food (I:USCPIF)
US Consumer Price Index: Food (I:USCPIF)
November 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
It's 3.12% if the regime's own CPI is to be believed. Do they think we don't own computers?
US Consumer Price Index: Food (I:USCPIF)
US Consumer Price Index: Food (I:USCPIF)
It's not optional in MAGALAND
November 30, 2025 at 4:54 PM
It's not optional in MAGALAND
Secretary of "Trump Has a Type"
November 30, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Secretary of "Trump Has a Type"
It will be a glorious day when Stephen Miller sleeps behind a door locked from the outside.
November 30, 2025 at 4:49 PM
It will be a glorious day when Stephen Miller sleeps behind a door locked from the outside.
She is exclusively on the public stage because of her appearance. Without it, Trump would never have promoted her into a position where we'd give even half a damn about her bubbleheaded opinions.
November 30, 2025 at 4:46 PM
She is exclusively on the public stage because of her appearance. Without it, Trump would never have promoted her into a position where we'd give even half a damn about her bubbleheaded opinions.
Trump is a moron stooge, willingly manipulated by dark voices. The curent root of this anti-immigrant hate and propaganda is Stephen Miller. He is the actual Wizard behind Trump... a grand imperial one.
November 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Trump is a moron stooge, willingly manipulated by dark voices. The curent root of this anti-immigrant hate and propaganda is Stephen Miller. He is the actual Wizard behind Trump... a grand imperial one.
I haven't watched a Sunday news program in over 5 years
November 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I haven't watched a Sunday news program in over 5 years
If democratic leadership doesn't hold a press conference with those defrauded by this scam to ask them if they feel that justice was served, it's malpractice.
Protip: If they're trying to get it covered by Fox News, see if you can find some hot blonde scam victims.
Protip: If they're trying to get it covered by Fox News, see if you can find some hot blonde scam victims.
November 30, 2025 at 1:45 PM
If democratic leadership doesn't hold a press conference with those defrauded by this scam to ask them if they feel that justice was served, it's malpractice.
Protip: If they're trying to get it covered by Fox News, see if you can find some hot blonde scam victims.
Protip: If they're trying to get it covered by Fox News, see if you can find some hot blonde scam victims.
Boating while brown.
November 30, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Boating while brown.
A+
Also, there goes Dimon's aircraft carrier.
Also, there goes Dimon's aircraft carrier.
November 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM
A+
Also, there goes Dimon's aircraft carrier.
Also, there goes Dimon's aircraft carrier.
U.S. Government 2025: "All Trolling, All the Time"
November 29, 2025 at 9:54 PM
U.S. Government 2025: "All Trolling, All the Time"
"I mean, sure, it's murder. But how is it playing with the base?" - President Stephen Miller
November 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
"I mean, sure, it's murder. But how is it playing with the base?" - President Stephen Miller
He f's it up 3 times out of 10. Bet.
November 29, 2025 at 7:42 PM
He f's it up 3 times out of 10. Bet.
Michigan Man of the Year, but for wars.
November 29, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Michigan Man of the Year, but for wars.
Oh snap. FIFA will have to invent another award for him.
November 29, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Oh snap. FIFA will have to invent another award for him.
Giant sticker: "PREGNANT WOMEN SHOULD NOT OPERATE FARM MACHINERY OR DRINK MALT LIQUOR WHILE OPERATING THIS TOASTER."
Problem solved.
Problem solved.
November 29, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Giant sticker: "PREGNANT WOMEN SHOULD NOT OPERATE FARM MACHINERY OR DRINK MALT LIQUOR WHILE OPERATING THIS TOASTER."
Problem solved.
Problem solved.
Insurance companies.
Thanks for visiting my TED talk.
Thanks for visiting my TED talk.
November 29, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Insurance companies.
Thanks for visiting my TED talk.
Thanks for visiting my TED talk.
"Groceries. It's a bag with different things in it."
When they build the Trump Memorial, this will be the quote on it.
When they build the Trump Memorial, this will be the quote on it.
November 29, 2025 at 3:36 PM
"Groceries. It's a bag with different things in it."
When they build the Trump Memorial, this will be the quote on it.
When they build the Trump Memorial, this will be the quote on it.
"Chicago Mix?"
"Is there any other kind????"
"Is there any other kind????"
November 29, 2025 at 3:26 PM
"Chicago Mix?"
"Is there any other kind????"
"Is there any other kind????"
"Is that a green curry in that Tupperware, my son? WELL, IS IT??"
November 29, 2025 at 1:52 PM
"Is that a green curry in that Tupperware, my son? WELL, IS IT??"