Gary Legum
@glegum.bsky.social
Writer. Mope. I don't know what the hell you're talking about, Lucy, and I want you to shut up.
If I'm a Jays fan right now, my first thought is "You did what?"
BREAKING: The New York Post has learned Dylan Cease to Blue Jays. $210M, 7 years
November 26, 2025 at 11:31 PM
If I'm a Jays fan right now, my first thought is "You did what?"
Ha ha ha, classic Lizza and Nuzzi!*
*Unethical, low, selfish behavior that should get both of them banished from journalism and also polite society forever.
*Unethical, low, selfish behavior that should get both of them banished from journalism and also polite society forever.
November 26, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Ha ha ha, classic Lizza and Nuzzi!*
*Unethical, low, selfish behavior that should get both of them banished from journalism and also polite society forever.
*Unethical, low, selfish behavior that should get both of them banished from journalism and also polite society forever.
Well then.
New: @theins.press saw the Witkoff-Dmitriev plan six months ago in draft form—except it was all Dmitriev. Bloomberg reports now Dmitriev told Ushakov he’d pass along a Russian plan and the Americans “can present it as their own”: theins.press/en/politics/...
Made in Moscow: The “U.S. peace plan” for Ukraine was substantially formulated months ago by Kremlin operative Kirill Dmitriev
Since it was first published on Nov. 20, the much-discussed 28-point plan for ending the war in Ukraine has borne all the signs of a Kremlin information operation. In fact, many of its most controvers...
theins.press
November 26, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Well then.
For fuck's sake.
MS NOW confirms: The FBI is working with Capitol Police to schedule interviews with the six Democratic lawmakers who urged service members to refuse to comply with illegal orders.
November 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
For fuck's sake.
This is the exact opposite of correct.
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
This is the exact opposite of correct.
*rubs eyes*
I regret to inform you there is more Olivia Newzzi: the print VF will feature a nude portrait by artist Isabelle Brourman that is also destined for Art Basel Miami Beach. Notably, its inclusion appears be a surprise to VF staff. VF looking worse and worse here. www.artnews.com/art-news/new...
November 25, 2025 at 1:56 PM
*rubs eyes*
Jesus, he's Lieutenant Niedermeyer.
When you draw a platoon leader like Hegseth, it’s your worst nightmare. You just ride it out until he’s gone and gets replaced by someone who isn’t a complete jackass. Only a fool like Trump would put one of them in charge of the entire defense department.
November 25, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Jesus, he's Lieutenant Niedermeyer.
Oh dear.
On the day that DOJ and a bunch of Texas allies are trying to clean up Dhillon's last mess, she has decided to weigh in on the Comey dismissal.😂
November 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Oh dear.
Does he think if passengers all wear polos and slacks, they won't berate the plane's crew the next time they are forced to sit on the tarmac for seven hours?
Sean Duffy: "Dressing with respect -- whether it's a pair of jeans and a decent shirt, I would encourage people to maybe dress a little better which encourages us to maybe behave a little better. Let's try not to wear slippers and pajamas as we come to the airport."
November 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Does he think if passengers all wear polos and slacks, they won't berate the plane's crew the next time they are forced to sit on the tarmac for seven hours?
"Orders are presumed to be lawful." Not with this crew, they're not.
Hegseth is now threatening to recall Sen. Mark Kelly to active duty in order to court martial him.
November 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM
"Orders are presumed to be lawful." Not with this crew, they're not.
LOLLLLLLL
Oh, Tish James case dismissed too. Now Miss Hannigan has to start her orphanage.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/24/p...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/24/p...
Federal judge dismissed indictments against Letitia James and James Comey | CNN Politics
A federal judge dismissed the indictments against former FBI Director James Comey and New York Attorney General Letitia James on Monday.
www.cnn.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:26 PM
LOLLLLLLL
Congrats on inventing AI Don Rickles.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Congrats on inventing AI Don Rickles.
Quick reminder that Bobby reportedly does a fair amount of hallucinogenics.
“One day [trump] sat on the plane with me. We were talking about Syria, and he drew a map of the Mideast for me. And it was a perfect map,” Kennedy told me. “Then he drew in the troop strength of each country, and also the troop strength on various borders.”
NEW: When RFK Jr. first told Trump that Tylenol might cause autism, the president wanted to tweet out a warning. Kennedy told him not to do that. There was nuance, and the drug companies would push back. “I don’t give a shit about that,” Trump responded. www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
November 24, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Quick reminder that Bobby reportedly does a fair amount of hallucinogenics.
How does all of this keep getting so much dumber.
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 AM
How does all of this keep getting so much dumber.
We're getting that sequel to Cats, aren't we.
A person directly familiar with the conversations tells Semafor that Donald Trump has personally pressed Larry Ellison to revive Brett Ratner's "Rush Hour" franchise.
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
Exclusive: How Trump is trying to remake American culture — starting with his favorite buddy-cop franchise
The president is offering some creative input on potential upcoming projects.
www.semafor.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
We're getting that sequel to Cats, aren't we.
*meeting Candace Owens in a dark garage* Ms. Owens, this information could get me killed, but you need to know the French intend to weaponize crusty baguettes against you.
A friend has alerted me to this pressing and very real international incident involving the very sane Candace Owens.
November 24, 2025 at 1:23 AM
*meeting Candace Owens in a dark garage* Ms. Owens, this information could get me killed, but you need to know the French intend to weaponize crusty baguettes against you.
His Orangeness is really on one today.
I guess “jail” is less harsh than execution. Should we call that progress?
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 PM
His Orangeness is really on one today.
EMPTINESS IS LONELINESS
AND LONELINESS IS CLEANLINESS
AND CLEANLINESS IS GODLINESS
AND GOD IS EMPTY,
JUST LIKE ME
AND LONELINESS IS CLEANLINESS
AND CLEANLINESS IS GODLINESS
AND GOD IS EMPTY,
JUST LIKE ME
November 23, 2025 at 4:09 AM
EMPTINESS IS LONELINESS
AND LONELINESS IS CLEANLINESS
AND CLEANLINESS IS GODLINESS
AND GOD IS EMPTY,
JUST LIKE ME
AND LONELINESS IS CLEANLINESS
AND CLEANLINESS IS GODLINESS
AND GOD IS EMPTY,
JUST LIKE ME
Sounds as if things are going great.
November 23, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Sounds as if things are going great.
I ... what?
Russia flat out rejects Trump's 28-point peace plan: "Even in a reduced military and territorial form, Ukraine would remain a significant danger, requiring us to keep our forces on the western borders."
November 22, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I ... what?
*logs in for five minutes* Well, that's enough Internet for the rest of my life.
A little birdie told me someone was posting excerpts chez Elon and other than the English language and all that is decent about life the biggest loser is Part Deux is Vanity Fair
November 22, 2025 at 3:25 PM
*logs in for five minutes* Well, that's enough Internet for the rest of my life.
If I were Stephen Miller, I'd be googling "countries without extradition treaties" on a regular basis.
detailed WashPost account of how Trump and Stephen Miller sidelined serious lawyers so they could fabricate a justification for committing murder
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White House blew past legal concerns in deadly strikes on drug boats
The Trump administration sidestepped skeptical lawyers across national security agencies as it pursued a military campaign against alleged narcotraffickers, officials say.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 22, 2025 at 3:16 PM
If I were Stephen Miller, I'd be googling "countries without extradition treaties" on a regular basis.
I could never be on a panel like this because I'm the guy who would answer everything the conservatives said with "Where do you people even come up with this shit?"
Mockler: But you saw Donald Trump essentially undermining the Maga media ecosystem in real time. For the past few months, they've called Mamdani a jihadist communist, a threat to America who is incompatible with the governing style of America.
Lyman: He is
Mockler: Trump doesn’t think that
Lyman: He is
Mockler: Trump doesn’t think that
November 22, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I could never be on a panel like this because I'm the guy who would answer everything the conservatives said with "Where do you people even come up with this shit?"
Right when they have to negotiate a new CR to avoid another shutdown, too.
right now the GOP has a 6 vote margin (219-213) and that’s possibly down to 218-215 by the end of January if Dems win the TN-07 special (they will win TX-18)
Johnson getting closer and closer to having to get Thomas Massie on board for every… single… vote
Johnson getting closer and closer to having to get Thomas Massie on board for every… single… vote
November 22, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Right when they have to negotiate a new CR to avoid another shutdown, too.
What a day.
Greene: I will be resigning from office, with my last day being January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM
What a day.