Gary Legum
@glegum.bsky.social
Writer. Mope. I don't know what the hell you're talking about, Lucy, and I want you to shut up.
EMPTINESS IS LONELINESS
AND LONELINESS IS CLEANLINESS
AND CLEANLINESS IS GODLINESS
AND GOD IS EMPTY,
JUST LIKE ME
AND LONELINESS IS CLEANLINESS
AND CLEANLINESS IS GODLINESS
AND GOD IS EMPTY,
JUST LIKE ME
November 23, 2025 at 4:09 AM
EMPTINESS IS LONELINESS
AND LONELINESS IS CLEANLINESS
AND CLEANLINESS IS GODLINESS
AND GOD IS EMPTY,
JUST LIKE ME
AND LONELINESS IS CLEANLINESS
AND CLEANLINESS IS GODLINESS
AND GOD IS EMPTY,
JUST LIKE ME
shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SH
November 21, 2025 at 6:58 PM
shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SH
Me when a client wants to move up a deadline.
November 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Me when a client wants to move up a deadline.
You have too many, or not enough? I'm going to need some clarification here
November 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM
You have too many, or not enough? I'm going to need some clarification here
"Let me get a burrito and, uh, any economic data you might have."
November 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
"Let me get a burrito and, uh, any economic data you might have."
A "go back to Africa" in the wild! Good luck with this, Steve.
November 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
A "go back to Africa" in the wild! Good luck with this, Steve.
It is difficult to quite express just how unhinged Steve Bannon is. Man's got more loose screws than a table from IKEA.
November 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM
It is difficult to quite express just how unhinged Steve Bannon is. Man's got more loose screws than a table from IKEA.
I mean, you're still employed.
November 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I mean, you're still employed.
Mamdani late tonight, according to frightened and paranoid weirdos with an irrational hatred of him.
November 4, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Mamdani late tonight, according to frightened and paranoid weirdos with an irrational hatred of him.
It's ridiculous how much time and energy the president is putting into renovating half of Washington while letting the psycho twins Stephen Miller and Russ Vought run the government.
October 31, 2025 at 6:45 PM
It's ridiculous how much time and energy the president is putting into renovating half of Washington while letting the psycho twins Stephen Miller and Russ Vought run the government.
I appreciate Junior once again giving me an excuse to post this classic.
October 29, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I appreciate Junior once again giving me an excuse to post this classic.
Oh man, this quote is going to sting Hegseth as nothing has ever stung him before.
October 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Oh man, this quote is going to sting Hegseth as nothing has ever stung him before.
For one thing, the Nazis wore armbands.
October 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
For one thing, the Nazis wore armbands.
Absolutely fuckton of protesters in Virginia Beach, all paid, I'm sure. Thanks, Mr. Soros!
October 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Absolutely fuckton of protesters in Virginia Beach, all paid, I'm sure. Thanks, Mr. Soros!
The National Guard is not trained to be cops, that's one reason it absolutely should not be getting called up to serve as such. Jesus, being a billionaire rots your brain.
October 11, 2025 at 2:02 AM
The National Guard is not trained to be cops, that's one reason it absolutely should not be getting called up to serve as such. Jesus, being a billionaire rots your brain.
This picture on Bari's Free Press article about being sold is too perfect.
October 6, 2025 at 5:26 PM
This picture on Bari's Free Press article about being sold is too perfect.
Came across this Hegseth quote from his big speech to the generals, and let me say that I would very much like to see that drunken oaf do an hour of hot yoga. He'd pass out in ten minutes.
October 1, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Came across this Hegseth quote from his big speech to the generals, and let me say that I would very much like to see that drunken oaf do an hour of hot yoga. He'd pass out in ten minutes.
Good night for baseball.
September 20, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Good night for baseball.
According to Axios, this is the list of speakers at Charlie Kirk's funeral on Sunday. This service is going to take 178 hours.
September 20, 2025 at 8:21 PM
According to Axios, this is the list of speakers at Charlie Kirk's funeral on Sunday. This service is going to take 178 hours.