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ceo at doing my own thibg
November 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Or we could get more guns and make our roads comparatively safer
Insane but true fact: making US roads as safe as Canadian, Australian, or European roads would save more lives than eliminating murder from the US.
November 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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thinking about impersonating a police officer (playing on my phone in my car parked by the side of the road)
November 20, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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I have an idea for a news show that’s very similar to “to catch a predator” but instead it’s just people who say shit like this walking into a room and Isaac Chotiner is sitting there like “why don’t you take a seat…”
I'm struck by this clip of former Obama speechwriter Sarah Hurwitz saying Holocaust education has backfired in part because people Palestinians as victims: "They think the lesson of the Holocaust is…you fight the big powerful people hurting the weak people."

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November 20, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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There’s something to be said about all the most despicable little fascists in America that their illusion of past glory is in shit tier fast food, their only vision is dead eyed AI children describing a Walmart in the 00s.
Late-stage MAGA means accepting that things will never be great again
November 19, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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seems like that should be the main focus then huh
Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei thinks AI could help find cures for most cancers, prevent Alzheimer’s, and even double the human lifespan. cbsn.ws/4oRZ8Nm
November 17, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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It’s useful for people of my generation to be reminded that this wasn’t that long ago. Ruby Bridges isn’t just still alive—she’s only 71, not ancient!
65 years ago on Nov. 14, little Ruby Bridges was escorted into an all-white elementary school in New Orleans. Norman Rockwell, renowned for blissful depictions of Americana, did this remarkable painting for Look magazine. Printed as a double page, over-size spread, it's his masterpiece.
November 15, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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friends he, built to, try to keep his sanity, now
always, stuck on, this satellite of love we have
November 15, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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You can listen to him lay this all out here
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Tag urself I’m gambat chud
Epstein sent himself a list of names days before his arrest. Many of them are confirmed clients or implied ones.

Guess who is on the list:
November 13, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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I think we've moved way past "cancel your subscription" and on to "the new york times is a criminal organization opposed to democracy and human rights"
New York Times killed Weinstein and Epstein stories but just asked Ms Rachel if she was funded by Hamas.
November 13, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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Meanwhile, “did women ruin the workplace?”
November 13, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites
November 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Your Amazon order is expected to deliver today. This email was sent from an address that cannot accept incoming email. Please do not reply to this message.

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wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
November 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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chuck schumer has been barred from formally observing this year's lexus december to remember sales event. they can't stop him from standing outside, but he will not be allowed into the showroom and he cannot directly behold the obelisk or participate in the thousand screams
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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after a lifetime of constituents being furious at them for doing nothing the democrats have decided to do something the one time everybody begged them to do nothing
November 11, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Nothing better underscores that Dems have no values or beliefs than the fact that they called every issue except ACA subsidies a distraction and then proceeded to fully capitulate on ACA subsidies
November 10, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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When you have no language for, or reject the concept of, what SHOULD be, it turns out that everything that happens feels inevitable and any outcome you can claim you had a hand in feels like success!

That's bad! That's really, really bad!
November 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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apropos of nothing I wrote a book a long time ago about how the DLC and Bill Clinton redefined winning for an entire generation of Democrats as "getting something done" through bipartisanship and compromise rather than achieving (or even having!) a specific outcome in mind, and, what do I know.
Chaotic Neutral: How the Democrats Lost Their Soul in the Center
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November 10, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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I have Class A office space available for $22/sqft in My Ass
November 8, 2025 at 6:29 AM
The “good republicans” are the ones who don’t want you to notice that they’re the ones making it that way
be sure to remind your normie friends that this is *exactly* what conservatives want government to be: you and your loved ones jobless and starving while they take your money to build ballrooms and blow up fishermen
November 7, 2025 at 4:33 PM