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@timberbams.bsky.social
♡ʙᴀᴄᴏɴ ᴡʀᴀᴘᴘᴇᴅ ɢʀɪʟʟᴇᴅ ᴄʜᴇᴇsᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴᴏ ᴄʜᴀᴍᴘ ᴀᴍʙᴇʀ ᴅᴀᴡɴ ᴘᴏᴜᴛʏ ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇss ᴘᴀɴᴄᴀᴋᴇs ғɪʀsᴛ ᴏғ ʜᴇʀ ɴᴀᴍᴇ🥓🧀👑🏈❤️🔥🥁♡ᴅᴏᴏᴏ ᴅᴏᴏᴏᴏ ᴅᴏᴏᴏᴏᴏɪɴɢ @whatshisfaceme.bsky.social💖 sɪɴᴄᴇ '20♡♾️sᴍɪᴅɢᴇs♡
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♡ᴘɪᴢᴢᴀ connoisseur🍕
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♡ᴘɪᴢᴢᴀ connoisseur🍕
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♡ᴘʀᴏғᴇssɪᴏɴᴀʟ ᴄᴏᴜᴄʜ ᴘᴏᴛᴀᴛᴏ📺
The bad thing about waking up from a critical low blood sugar is that the remainder of the day you feel low no matter how your sugar is. That "45 minutes to recover from symptoms" yeah not a thing lol.
November 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM
The bad thing about waking up from a critical low blood sugar is that the remainder of the day you feel low no matter how your sugar is. That "45 minutes to recover from symptoms" yeah not a thing lol.
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who needs contraceptives when you can excessively quote lines from The Mask (1994) on every date you go on
November 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
who needs contraceptives when you can excessively quote lines from The Mask (1994) on every date you go on
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being in my 30s is so embarrassing. oh, my biggest weakness? the passage of time
November 18, 2025 at 5:03 PM
being in my 30s is so embarrassing. oh, my biggest weakness? the passage of time
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hey babe you ok? you’ve hardly eaten any mentos today, don’t you want to be fresh and full of life?
November 18, 2025 at 3:31 PM
hey babe you ok? you’ve hardly eaten any mentos today, don’t you want to be fresh and full of life?
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draw me like one of your conclusions
November 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
draw me like one of your conclusions
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"You don't speak German, Tom."
"Well, you can't really talk, Martin."
"Touché."
"Well, you can't really talk, Martin."
"Touché."
November 18, 2025 at 5:13 PM
"You don't speak German, Tom."
"Well, you can't really talk, Martin."
"Touché."
"Well, you can't really talk, Martin."
"Touché."
Oh yay, Twitter is down that means all of those people will be scrambling trying to remember their Bluesky password.
I miss this place with its golden tickets. I felt like I was Charlie Bucket.
I miss this place with its golden tickets. I felt like I was Charlie Bucket.
November 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Oh yay, Twitter is down that means all of those people will be scrambling trying to remember their Bluesky password.
I miss this place with its golden tickets. I felt like I was Charlie Bucket.
I miss this place with its golden tickets. I felt like I was Charlie Bucket.
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Listen. He's always been a piece of shit. But DEMENTIA DESTROYS DECORUM - my mom would never insult anyone before dementia. It slowly killed her filter, and she became rude. Granted, he didn't have much decorum before. But he didn't drop f-bombs or call women "piggy" on camera. He's deteriorating.
November 18, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Listen. He's always been a piece of shit. But DEMENTIA DESTROYS DECORUM - my mom would never insult anyone before dementia. It slowly killed her filter, and she became rude. Granted, he didn't have much decorum before. But he didn't drop f-bombs or call women "piggy" on camera. He's deteriorating.
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I work for a public library as the Resource Services Librarian, and we finally got @sgj.bsky.social book Killer on the Road. Cannot wait to get this out on the shelf for our patrons!
November 17, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I work for a public library as the Resource Services Librarian, and we finally got @sgj.bsky.social book Killer on the Road. Cannot wait to get this out on the shelf for our patrons!
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I really enjoy the thought that most of the people who used to know me don’t know me now.
November 18, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I really enjoy the thought that most of the people who used to know me don’t know me now.
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She will absolutely be cast in a Ryan Murphy show lol
November 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
She will absolutely be cast in a Ryan Murphy show lol
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if god is dead then who keeps smiting me
November 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
if god is dead then who keeps smiting me
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Hawaii’s Kilauea volcano erupts with massive streams of lava shooting into the sky. It's a stunning sight, and it really makes me think about how much PRESSURE it takes to send that much MASSIVELY HEAVY molten rock thousands of feet in the air like that.
November 17, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Hawaii’s Kilauea volcano erupts with massive streams of lava shooting into the sky. It's a stunning sight, and it really makes me think about how much PRESSURE it takes to send that much MASSIVELY HEAVY molten rock thousands of feet in the air like that.
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if some light saber wielding bloke in black armour hissed to me that he was my father, I'd be like "ok dude, then show me those smokes"
November 18, 2025 at 1:45 PM
if some light saber wielding bloke in black armour hissed to me that he was my father, I'd be like "ok dude, then show me those smokes"
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Quitting my job to focus on drinking enough water
November 18, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Quitting my job to focus on drinking enough water
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We're not conspiring against you bud, we're conspiring for you. We're hatching a plan to set you up for success.
November 17, 2025 at 8:31 PM
We're not conspiring against you bud, we're conspiring for you. We're hatching a plan to set you up for success.
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Twitter and chat gpt are down. Bad day for people who suck.
November 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Twitter and chat gpt are down. Bad day for people who suck.
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Thinking about becoming a handsome ER doc who doesn’t play by the rules
November 18, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Thinking about becoming a handsome ER doc who doesn’t play by the rules
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because i actually have loads to do i just started compiling a playlist of songs with my name in to some extent
November 18, 2025 at 4:30 PM
because i actually have loads to do i just started compiling a playlist of songs with my name in to some extent
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OK but hear me out: if you’re over five years old, your mother shouldn’t have to clean up after you, either.
November 17, 2025 at 5:28 PM
OK but hear me out: if you’re over five years old, your mother shouldn’t have to clean up after you, either.
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Question of the Day: Would you rather own a store or a restaurant?
What would you sell?
What would you sell?
November 17, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Question of the Day: Would you rather own a store or a restaurant?
What would you sell?
What would you sell?
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betty white album covers: thread
November 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
betty white album covers: thread
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corgi.exe has stopped
November 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM
corgi.exe has stopped