ᴊɪɴɢʟᴇ ʙᴀᴍs ʀᴏᴄᴋ(ᴋᴄ ᴠᴇʀsɪᴏɴ🏈🎄🫧)™
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Me, when it happens.
December 19, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Me, when it happens.
When you’re not close with your mom, and the aunt everyone swore you were a carbon copy of (including her own kids) dies seven days before Christmas...every year after that, the season feels a little sadder.
December 19, 2025 at 1:53 AM
When you’re not close with your mom, and the aunt everyone swore you were a carbon copy of (including her own kids) dies seven days before Christmas...every year after that, the season feels a little sadder.
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i'm SFH (shitposting from home) today and they don't pay me nearly enough for this
December 18, 2025 at 4:10 PM
i'm SFH (shitposting from home) today and they don't pay me nearly enough for this
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it was probably a mistake teaching him to read
December 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
it was probably a mistake teaching him to read
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you ever get so high you feel like you have to remind yourself to breathe
December 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM
you ever get so high you feel like you have to remind yourself to breathe
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never give up your alone time bc that’s when you get to be really disgusting
December 16, 2025 at 3:07 PM
never give up your alone time bc that’s when you get to be really disgusting
Socializing would improve instantly if we asked less "So...whatcha doing?" and more:
"What are you obsessed with at 1:47am...and how did you manage to make it poetic and/or unhingedly funny?"
"What are you obsessed with at 1:47am...and how did you manage to make it poetic and/or unhingedly funny?"
December 16, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Socializing would improve instantly if we asked less "So...whatcha doing?" and more:
"What are you obsessed with at 1:47am...and how did you manage to make it poetic and/or unhingedly funny?"
"What are you obsessed with at 1:47am...and how did you manage to make it poetic and/or unhingedly funny?"
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installed a new hand-crank pencil sharpener in my basement please reskeet
December 16, 2025 at 5:36 AM
installed a new hand-crank pencil sharpener in my basement please reskeet
One extra charging cable for a phone you use every day is smart. Seven HDMI cables for a TV you don't own anymore is how basements get haunted.
December 16, 2025 at 4:04 AM
One extra charging cable for a phone you use every day is smart. Seven HDMI cables for a TV you don't own anymore is how basements get haunted.
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Rob Reiner, at worst, should have won the Jean Hersholt Humanitarian Award from the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences. At best, he should have received an honorary Oscar.
It's possible he turned it down multiple times, but this should be rectified.
It's possible he turned it down multiple times, but this should be rectified.
December 15, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Rob Reiner, at worst, should have won the Jean Hersholt Humanitarian Award from the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences. At best, he should have received an honorary Oscar.
It's possible he turned it down multiple times, but this should be rectified.
It's possible he turned it down multiple times, but this should be rectified.
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I think it's kind of beautiful that this was Rob Reiner's final line on television
December 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I think it's kind of beautiful that this was Rob Reiner's final line on television
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Still in a state of shock trying to process the tragic loss of one of the most gifted men in the entertainment industry & his wife when the Embarrassment-in-Chief disgraces common human decency with this repulsive, deranged statement.
#NoWords 🤮
#NoWords 🤮
December 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Still in a state of shock trying to process the tragic loss of one of the most gifted men in the entertainment industry & his wife when the Embarrassment-in-Chief disgraces common human decency with this repulsive, deranged statement.
#NoWords 🤮
#NoWords 🤮
RIP Meathead turned Master Storyteller. You gave us decades of heart and hilarity...Thanks for the films that became instant favorites. And for always advocating for what's right. You will be missed in this household, Rob Reiner 🥺💔
a man in a brown striped shirt is sitting at a table with a knife and fork .
Alt: a man in a brown striped shirt is sitting at a table with a knife and fork .
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 6:05 AM
RIP Meathead turned Master Storyteller. You gave us decades of heart and hilarity...Thanks for the films that became instant favorites. And for always advocating for what's right. You will be missed in this household, Rob Reiner 🥺💔
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Rob Reiner made some great movies but he was also unafraid to speak the truth, and was one of the public voices who knew you don’t squander your platform, and only got louder about opposing evil fucks as he got older. Legend.
December 15, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Rob Reiner made some great movies but he was also unafraid to speak the truth, and was one of the public voices who knew you don’t squander your platform, and only got louder about opposing evil fucks as he got older. Legend.
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Rob Reiner made THE PRINCESS BRIDE. He made WHEN HARRY MET SALLY. He made MISERY, SPINAL TAP, and countless other classics.
Rob gave us a great gift, and his and his wife's senseless murders are a devastating loss.
Rob gave us a great gift, and his and his wife's senseless murders are a devastating loss.
December 15, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Rob Reiner made THE PRINCESS BRIDE. He made WHEN HARRY MET SALLY. He made MISERY, SPINAL TAP, and countless other classics.
Rob gave us a great gift, and his and his wife's senseless murders are a devastating loss.
Rob gave us a great gift, and his and his wife's senseless murders are a devastating loss.
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The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.
December 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.
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They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
December 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
Well...I'm going to drown out reality and play video games...bottoms up KC 🍻
December 14, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Well...I'm going to drown out reality and play video games...bottoms up KC 🍻
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My kingdom for commercials that match the volume of the broadcast
December 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
My kingdom for commercials that match the volume of the broadcast
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Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."
December 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."
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I’m gonna bake manicotti tonight.
Without jarred sauce.
Without jarred sauce.
December 13, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I’m gonna bake manicotti tonight.
Without jarred sauce.
Without jarred sauce.
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No, babe, it's all the sober drivers that scare me
December 14, 2025 at 4:08 PM
No, babe, it's all the sober drivers that scare me
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What if our pets see us as their pets?
December 14, 2025 at 3:58 AM
What if our pets see us as their pets?