The Meme Thief
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"They thought they could stop a demon I'm back." - Dracula flow, 2023
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Hahah what a self own.
Johnson: I was the product of an unplanned teen pregnancy and a lot of people tried to convince my young parents that they should take care of that problem
January 23, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Hahah what a self own.
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Eminem Vs Freddy Fazbear Animated
January 20, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Eminem Vs Freddy Fazbear Animated
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ENCYCLOPEDIA - The Antistar is (or was) a Vespertine rock and roll star, who liked to do drugs. He did so many drugs he eventually mutated -- into a corpse.
January 23, 2026 at 11:19 AM
ENCYCLOPEDIA - The Antistar is (or was) a Vespertine rock and roll star, who liked to do drugs. He did so many drugs he eventually mutated -- into a corpse.
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Gonna name my baby Longshanks
January 23, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Gonna name my baby Longshanks
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he got "please clap'd" at the international evil conference
January 22, 2026 at 10:55 PM
he got "please clap'd" at the international evil conference
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Grandpa Donald is decomposing before our very eyes.
January 22, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Grandpa Donald is decomposing before our very eyes.
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how do i get the taste of dick back in my mouth
January 7, 2026 at 10:47 PM
how do i get the taste of dick back in my mouth
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who the fuck cares fuck you
January 22, 2026 at 10:57 PM
who the fuck cares fuck you
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why the hell do I need a job I'm the main character
January 23, 2026 at 12:22 AM
why the hell do I need a job I'm the main character
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if you're cold, they're cold
give them takis and a gun
give them takis and a gun
January 22, 2026 at 9:53 PM
if you're cold, they're cold
give them takis and a gun
give them takis and a gun
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"be serious"
no
no
January 22, 2026 at 10:38 PM
"be serious"
no
no
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“Dad always said he didn’t want his body to just rot in the ground when there was so much humanity could learn by vacuum-sealing it with aromatics in a 135-degree water bath for two hours before finishing with a quick sear,” said Jasper Weaver’s son Jacob
Man Donates Body To Culinary Science
HYDE PARK, NY—Saying their beloved family patriarch had wanted to make one final contribution to the world he was leaving behind, relatives of the late Jasper Weaver confirmed Tuesday that he had dona...
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January 22, 2026 at 8:30 PM
“Dad always said he didn’t want his body to just rot in the ground when there was so much humanity could learn by vacuum-sealing it with aromatics in a 135-degree water bath for two hours before finishing with a quick sear,” said Jasper Weaver’s son Jacob
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someone must have opened up a pretty fucked up fortune cookie to bring us all to this point
January 22, 2026 at 8:48 PM
someone must have opened up a pretty fucked up fortune cookie to bring us all to this point
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ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn
January 22, 2026 at 7:00 PM
ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn
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I'VE BEEN AWAKE FOR ALMOST THREE HOURS AND IF I DON'T EAT SOON THERE'S GOING TO BE AN INCIDENT.
January 22, 2026 at 11:46 AM
I'VE BEEN AWAKE FOR ALMOST THREE HOURS AND IF I DON'T EAT SOON THERE'S GOING TO BE AN INCIDENT.
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"hrt isn't harmful" bullshit. i got shot in the head with a hrt dart round by an infiltrator mgs5 style and next thing i knew i was living off-lease in an east portland punk house with 5 other people named shit like Moss and Punished Horse
January 22, 2026 at 8:11 PM
"hrt isn't harmful" bullshit. i got shot in the head with a hrt dart round by an infiltrator mgs5 style and next thing i knew i was living off-lease in an east portland punk house with 5 other people named shit like Moss and Punished Horse
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good shitposting is all about your state of mind (unwell)
January 22, 2026 at 6:53 PM
good shitposting is all about your state of mind (unwell)
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one day you and your spouse will have your last anniversary and you probably won't even know it
pass the cake
pass the cake
January 21, 2026 at 4:31 PM
one day you and your spouse will have your last anniversary and you probably won't even know it
pass the cake
pass the cake
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Fuck doomscrolling. I don't need social media to feel doom.
January 21, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Fuck doomscrolling. I don't need social media to feel doom.
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