Erik Johnson
terminalmage.bsky.social
Erik Johnson
@terminalmage.bsky.social
BEBOP SKIPPITY TIPPITY TAP THOSE TOES
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Found the actual men in women's bathrooms assaulting women.
ICE agents illegally break into a woman's bathroom in a NY nutrition bar manufacturing plant. "Pull up your pants," says a male agent. The agents only had a warrant to review employer documents. They didn't have a warrant to search for, detain, or arrest anyone there.
December 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
That cheese grater hat, I'm dying 😂
December 21, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Me: I don’t see the appeal of boxing

TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers

Me:
December 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I didn't think the Seahawks uniforms could get any worse. And yet.....
December 19, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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This They Might Be Giants TONIGHT SHOW performance of "Birdhouse In Your Soul" from 1990 remains firmly lodged in my noggin thanks to the Tonight Show Band's full commitment and Doc Severinsen's incredible trumpeting... It took an already great song and made it transcendent.
August 23, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Yeah, but is it though?
Mark Kelly: "This president, when he says things like 'third world countries,' what is he really saying? I think what he's saying is he doesn't want brown people in our country. And that's disturbing. It's un-American."
November 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line, Charlie Brown
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold, Charlie Brown
I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Nate Burleson out there today looking like an extra from the wedding episode of Andor season 2.
November 24, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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“Cook brats, cook chops, their heat shouldn't be that hot
Keep your juices in the chops, keep your juices in the brats
Serve 'em on paper plates, 'tato salad and grape pop

Favorite actor Dennehy, favorite drink O'Doul's
Bears, Hawks, Sox, Bulls”
November 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Someone with better video-editing skills than myself should edit the end of this game together with the scene where 2015 Biff gives 1955 Biff the almanac. IYKYK.
Jeff Joniak’s call of the game-winning kick, via NFL Daily Podcast
November 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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posted this four months ago but tonight as buckaroos like mamdani sweep elections i will post again. hope this is sign to all establishment goofs that trotting to the center is not the move. protect the buckaroos who are in perilous circumstances and do not give an inch
how about no
November 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
October 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
October 15, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Die Bill-Swerski-Abteilung
Don’t think these Texas National Guard guys are going to be chasing any immigrants around Chicago on foot
October 8, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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fifty years after the second nuremberg trials there are gonna be kids going into their grandfathers basement and finding these in carefully hidden display cases
September 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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I guarantee he absolutely will not be ok with whatever backlash comes. These faith fuckers are more sensitive than a clitoris, and they don't know what that is either.
September 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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TikTok will be co-owned by China and Trump allies, Paramount was sold to a pro-Trump billionaire who's also set to buy Warner Bros, X is owned by an apartheid-bred fascist, WaPo and Meta are owned by Trump-cowering billionaires, and Murdoch owns the Fox empire. Here's why media has a liberal bias.
September 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Inshallah
August 15, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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🤨
August 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Happy Don't Be A Dick Day, to all who celebrate.

dontbeadickday.com
July 29, 2025 at 11:37 PM
July 23, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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i think the big middle event between george floyd protests and covid that accelerated this hard right turn in elite circles was tech employees using slack to stage walk-outs and force concessions from management. tech bosses got a first whiff of organized labor's power and started reading mein kampf
Only in America could a white man with a current net worth of $2 billion see himself as part of a victimized group. 🤦‍♂️
July 13, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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so we are freeing and giving a visa to a guy with an actual criminal history of being a danger to those around him so he can testify against a dude with no record who got picked up kinda by mistake
The Trump admin has freed Jose Hernandez Reyes because he can testify against Abrego Garcia.

Hernandez, who has been deported 5 times, has also been arrested for:

—DUI w/ a handgun;
—cocaine possession;
—illegally transporting migrants; and
—drunkenly firing a gun.

Free link: wapo.st/40i4Ttt
Star witness against Kilmar Abrego García was due to be deported. Now he’s being freed.
Jose Ramon Hernandez Reyes is a three-time felon released early from federal prison to a halfway house in exchange for testifying against Kilmar Abrego García.
wapo.st
June 29, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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The second America started allowing immigrants to come to New York City — which I peg at around maybe 2007 — everything went to hell
This would've been a daily stormer thread a decade ago. Neo-nazi conspiracy theories are mainstream now.
June 26, 2025 at 4:53 AM