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Elmore
@swodude.bsky.social
Just a dude that drove ships.
The most important, but often overlooked step to preparing gourmet franks and beans is a nice sear on the franks before adding them to the beans.
November 27, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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When another boy has a box
November 26, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Not gonna lie, I did not have "Senator Kelly posts a picture of his medals with the bottom two rows swapped and he gets called out by Secdef" on my bingo card and, quite frankly, I'm somehow surprised this is surprising me.
November 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you.

Who’s coming to save you?

I last watched a youtube video of an old Stadium Super Trucks race, and I look forward to their arrival.
November 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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clocking in for an unusually late shift at nvidia and for some reason they're having me pick up a bunch of boxes from the warehouse where we ship our cards out from and i'm being told to drive to the pier and throw them into the ocean
November 25, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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Just 1.5 more years until the next season of Severance…
November 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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I wonder how many people are gonna catastrophically fuck up thanksgiving by using chatgpt for their recipes
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Star Wars is like Weezer, where the later albums are terrible enough to make you hate the earlier ones you liked
November 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Celebrating International Men's Day in the traditional manner: by re-reading The Great Outdoor Fight
THE GREAT OUTDOOR FIGHT
The Great Outdoor Fight: details forthcoming.
achewood.com
November 19, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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"10 years ago, I was alone. Now I’m never alone. There are regular bikes cargo bikes, both with and without kids, there are scooters, both upright and seated, there are even people my age riding e-trikes. It’s market demand that’s changing our urban infrastructure and drivers need to get used to it"
November 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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[Gigantic bong rip:]
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Sorry everyone I got more important things to deal with right now
November 17, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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"This is the experience of living in a world that was never built for you: having to explain and defend yourself while providing infinite amounts of labor at the demand of people who do not recognize their nondisabled privilege."

This is an essential read.
November 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Every single person who's job is displaced by technology should receive lifetime compensation by the company replacing human labor with automation.

That cost should be factored into overall costs of implementation.
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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they gleefully announce the llm solves a difficult problem and then you find out...they use it to respond to an email, format some python, arrange two meetings in an 8 hour period.

we are going to let these people burn the planet because we are too nice to tell them they sound stupid.
lately i've been thinking about how LLMs must feel really amazing to use if you're a dumbass, but incredibly frustrating if you're just basically competent in life.
Is AI making job recruitment less meritocratic? We're getting some v interesting research studies on this question now, and the news is... not good. @jburnmurdoch.ft.com & I dive in, in the latest edition of our newsletter The AI Shift www.ft.com/content/e5b7...
November 14, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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What I love about these is every single one of them is an Elden Ring fit
It was this time last year that I was wholly distracted from pressing project deadlines by making this ragtag troupe. Currently resisting the pull to add new recruites...
November 14, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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Please enjoy this kitten drinking a bottle and getting all plump
November 14, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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yo mamma’s kerning so bad, all her hyperlinks say “dick here”
November 13, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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when people say what if there are prominent dems in the epstein files
November 12, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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In 1999, a woman named Jessica Gonzales sought and obtained an order of protection against her physically abusive husband ("AH"), who had repeatedly threatened to kill her and their three children. The order included language specifically limiting when and where AH was allowed to see the children.
November 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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I love how when you drop Airpods they have to explode out of the case. They're like a Victorian child who is not allowed his preferred juice. "Did you just fucking DROP me? Am I not your most precious baby?" They immediately become heat seeking missiles but for crevices under your couch.
November 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM