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Elmore
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Just a dude that drove ships.
Also an eight-pack of basic hotdogs cost like $6.50 what the hell?
November 27, 2025 at 12:41 AM
When the convoy of honda civics with underglow lighting starts following you just pull over and let them do the job for you.
November 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Tangent, but at age 45 I finally bought a decent quality bullet journal specifically for the purpose of hand-writing my favorite recipes (leaving plenty of room for errata.)

I cannot believe I didn't think to do this decades ago. It's an absolute game-changer.
November 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Reposted by Elmore
Star Wars is like Weezer, where the later albums are terrible enough to make you hate the earlier ones you liked
November 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Y'all
November 19, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Bro begins his argument by saying if we were a fascist state, could we really be freely posting here? And I'm like, yeah a fascist the gov't would absolutely let you post about us not being fascist.

No fucking clue that there are people who CAN'T post freely online. JFC.
November 16, 2025 at 12:56 PM
This is not to say you need to just pay them for eternity to not do anything, but at the very least be responsible for training them for a new position of equal or greater pay. Give them the benefit of finding a new job without the pending doom of bills that need to be paid.
November 14, 2025 at 2:16 PM