Simon Love
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Love the thought of pub food so bad that even the dog couldn't stomach it
Pub where 19 customers and dog fell 'violently' ill given zero hygiene rating
Diners were taken ill following a roast dinner at The Cwrt Henllys bar and restaurant in Cwmbran - it has now been given a zero food hygiene rating
www.mirror.co.uk
November 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Love the thought of pub food so bad that even the dog couldn't stomach it
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Something something act of God insurance something something Richard Dorkins
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Something something act of God insurance something something Richard Dorkins
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Aw, Jimmy Cliff. First thing that popped into my head was his appearance on Never Mind the Buzzcocks, where he reduced the sometimes very abrasive Mark Lamaar to putty belting out 'Many Rivers to Cross'
November 24, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Aw, Jimmy Cliff. First thing that popped into my head was his appearance on Never Mind the Buzzcocks, where he reduced the sometimes very abrasive Mark Lamaar to putty belting out 'Many Rivers to Cross'
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Day to day, I'm neck and neck with giving in
I’m the same old wreck I've always been
I’m the same old wreck I've always been
November 24, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Day to day, I'm neck and neck with giving in
I’m the same old wreck I've always been
I’m the same old wreck I've always been
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They Aborted Your Girlfriend, Charlie Brown! (1975)
May 4, 2025 at 3:21 AM
They Aborted Your Girlfriend, Charlie Brown! (1975)
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(Darth Vader Voice) I have sucked off slender man
November 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
(Darth Vader Voice) I have sucked off slender man
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Just Nancy having a few cans and some tabs with Liza and Goldie.
November 23, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Just Nancy having a few cans and some tabs with Liza and Goldie.
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"Thirty-eight years ago today a Chicago television signal was hijacked and the airing program was replaced by a stranger in a Max Headroom mask. The perpetrator has never been identified."
November 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
"Thirty-eight years ago today a Chicago television signal was hijacked and the airing program was replaced by a stranger in a Max Headroom mask. The perpetrator has never been identified."
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It's time we faced up to the inconvenient truth that Paul McCartney murdered Rupert Bear.
November 23, 2025 at 10:05 AM
It's time we faced up to the inconvenient truth that Paul McCartney murdered Rupert Bear.
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I just cut my own hair
November 23, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I just cut my own hair
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When did this come in?
Morrissey, somehow managing to be a more ridiculous version of Stewart Lee’s ‘These days if you say you’re English’ parody
November 23, 2025 at 3:17 AM
When did this come in?
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Gosh I don’t care.
November 23, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Gosh I don’t care.
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My dyslexia keeps making me think that people posting about COP30 is something about C3P0. Keep getting worried about Antony Daniels
November 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
My dyslexia keeps making me think that people posting about COP30 is something about C3P0. Keep getting worried about Antony Daniels
There’s only one thing worse than South London, West London.
I have spent 90 minutes crammed onto platforms populated by people who’ve been to the Winter Wonderland to get to Hammersmith.
I made the mistake of changing at Green Park. You NEVER change at Green Park!!
I have spent 90 minutes crammed onto platforms populated by people who’ve been to the Winter Wonderland to get to Hammersmith.
I made the mistake of changing at Green Park. You NEVER change at Green Park!!
November 22, 2025 at 6:04 PM
There’s only one thing worse than South London, West London.
I have spent 90 minutes crammed onto platforms populated by people who’ve been to the Winter Wonderland to get to Hammersmith.
I made the mistake of changing at Green Park. You NEVER change at Green Park!!
I have spent 90 minutes crammed onto platforms populated by people who’ve been to the Winter Wonderland to get to Hammersmith.
I made the mistake of changing at Green Park. You NEVER change at Green Park!!
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Instagram has become such an unusable piece of crap that I've started reading books.
November 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Instagram has become such an unusable piece of crap that I've started reading books.
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AI bros claim they’re making art accessible but here’s the thing: art is already accessible to literally everyone. Anyone can make art. All you need to do is fight the mythic crimson Crayola beast and collect the seven sacred gems of Pencilia.
November 22, 2025 at 1:09 PM
AI bros claim they’re making art accessible but here’s the thing: art is already accessible to literally everyone. Anyone can make art. All you need to do is fight the mythic crimson Crayola beast and collect the seven sacred gems of Pencilia.
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While on tour promoting 'Wake Up Dead Man', Rian Johnson goes off on AI for “making everything worse in every single way.” bit.ly/47UBPfH
November 22, 2025 at 2:00 AM
While on tour promoting 'Wake Up Dead Man', Rian Johnson goes off on AI for “making everything worse in every single way.” bit.ly/47UBPfH
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
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The onslaught of piped in Xmas music is workers rights issue. It was THE thing I complained to management about when I worked @ B&N.
If we had to hear “Baby Shark” everywhere we went for two whole months out of the year we’d throw a fit, right?
And rightfully so.
So tell me, why do we put up with it when the song is “Frosty the Snowman”?
And rightfully so.
So tell me, why do we put up with it when the song is “Frosty the Snowman”?
November 22, 2025 at 5:25 AM
The onslaught of piped in Xmas music is workers rights issue. It was THE thing I complained to management about when I worked @ B&N.
Charlie CEX has made a film for A24. Game’s gone.
November 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Charlie CEX has made a film for A24. Game’s gone.
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Oh bribery to make pro-Russia speeches you say? Wow that’s crazy
November 21, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Oh bribery to make pro-Russia speeches you say? Wow that’s crazy
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Has Bob Dylan ever been attached to wires and then hoisted above the audience to play his guitar as he flies? That would be most impressive!
November 21, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Has Bob Dylan ever been attached to wires and then hoisted above the audience to play his guitar as he flies? That would be most impressive!
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BREAKING: Paramount halts production on “tasteful” pornographic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film
November 21, 2025 at 2:03 PM
BREAKING: Paramount halts production on “tasteful” pornographic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film