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As lovely as this is, Ronnie did it best. #totp

m.youtube.com/watch?v=6kXC...
Ronnie Spector - It's a Heartache
YouTube video by My music
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November 28, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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"This is lake directory, calling party barge
I'm on the phone with pond control, they say you are at large
Lend us your coordinates, we'll send a Saint Bernard"
November 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Is it because they’re cunts?
Why do England fans sing the song Sweet Caroline?
How has Sweet Caroline, first released by an American rock star Neil Diamond in 1969, suddenly become an England football song?
www.bbc.co.uk
November 28, 2025 at 9:16 PM
If someone knocks a drink over onto a four-way plug that’s on, is it OK to react with alarm and start shouting?
November 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Your cooking will taste like shit

Your car is going to explode

#chatgpt
November 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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"To get away from all the Apple stuff I'd come here & train with Jedi Master Yoda"
November 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Is Ringo in debt to the Mafia or something?
November 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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It’s Black Friday, or as it’s known since it went solo, Frankday Black.
November 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Weird the way the entire world went mad and only the creator of the IT Crowd was unaffected.
November 28, 2025 at 11:38 AM
The “new” final episode of “The Beatles Anthology” really shows how much they needed stylists in the early 90s.
November 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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"BUT WHEN IS IT WHITE FRIDAY!?"
November 27, 2024 at 8:51 PM
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look, the people in homes worth £2million or more are just going to have to cut back on lattes and netflix
November 27, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Myself and some Beatle scholars were talking about the Beatles mentioning each other in Beatles songs and have come up with this list-

“Boys” George
“Honey Don’t” George and Ringo
“Glass Onion” Paul

“The Ballad Of John And Yoko” features John in the title but not in the lyrics.
November 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Watching “Rebecca” for the first time and wondering where I’d heard cousin Favell’s voice before…
a cartoon tiger is laying down in the jungle with its mouth open .
ALT: a cartoon tiger is laying down in the jungle with its mouth open .
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November 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
GODDAMN IT! I brought my cat to the vape shop and because of woke he’s not allowed in!!!
November 27, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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The Beatles horrifyingly imprinted into the walls, and fools think they can make use of the recording medium!
All I can say is, steer clear of the stairs.

[The perfect The Stowe Tape pun ruined by this being a fortnight *before* Jane Asher met Paul McCartney, so she was unlikely to be there]
November 27, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Paying £6.66 for the complete “Men Behaving Badly” DVD feels portentous
November 27, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Drinking water was invented by big toilet to cause more piss
November 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Third song for the day: The Loves - Sweet Sister Delia

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Fun fact: I'm in this video! It's my lap The Superstar vomits onto!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps4Q...
Sweet Sister Delia (Fortuna POP!, 2008)
YouTube video by The Loves
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November 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Personally, rather than a mansion tax I'd simply put in an escalating 100%-and-up tax on multiple dwellings. Own a £2m London home? Fine, no new taxes. Own a £2m London home and a £100k flat you rent out? £2.1m tax a year. Own another flat? It doubles. £4.4m a year tax. A third? Doubles again.
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Watching porn with motion smoothing on.
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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The foundation of Magical Mystery Tour, take 3, is surprisingly simple, with Paul on piano, Ringo on drums, John on acoustic guitar, and George with a rockin' electric guitar part.
The Beatles - Magical Mystery Tour take 3 (basic track)
YouTube video by Producing The Beatles
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November 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
You’ll all be unsurprised to learn that Americans on Facebook do not like the changes made to the Beatles “Anthology” documentary.
November 27, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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dude if you're this lazy just make ambient noise
November 27, 2025 at 1:44 AM