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please share my friend's fundraiser for their cat! they're almost halfway to their goal of paying for their cat's surgery
Donate to Help us to fund Meechi’s emergency surgery, organized by Noah Foster
My name is Noah Foster, I am 23 years old, and I live in Athens Georgia. my gir… Noah Foster needs your support for Help us to fund Meechi’s emergency surgery
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saw someone make a robust and valid argument against bioessentialism to an account with replies turned off that ALSO made a post that said "trans women have testosterone because they have testes" and what are we doing here
February 12, 2026 at 6:49 AM
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I just imagine the occupants of the car naked.
Is it just me or does everyone get nervous when they're stealing a car
February 12, 2026 at 5:58 AM
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I didn't expect the Jeffrey Epstein story to contain assistant editor workflow gore but lmao
February 12, 2026 at 5:19 AM
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Steve Jobs had the most treatable form of pancreatic cancer around and he refused conventional treatments which he admitted at the time of his death cost him is life. I'm BEGGING you not to use celebrities who only reveal tiny bits of their medical diagnosis to make a larger point about society
February 12, 2026 at 5:19 AM
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This is also why AI content filters routinely flagged Black and Disabled online communications as "rude" or "intolerant." This is also why BlueSky's default content filters are shit.
February 11, 2026 at 9:13 PM
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As I repeatedly emphasize to my students: the presence of a fallacy in discourse does not render the broader argument irrelevant and many "fallacies" are premised on a given network of cultural meanings. One could make a valid and sound argument for why someone is "bitchmade" and use it effectively.
February 11, 2026 at 9:13 PM
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Working on some new stickers for vending and so far this one is my favorite lmfao
February 12, 2026 at 5:17 AM
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gonna be like when usher did the halftime show a few years back where even widows with an iud could get pregnant from watching it
February 12, 2026 at 5:15 AM
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One thing we can all agree on is that not only are computers alive now, computers were ALWAYS alive
February 12, 2026 at 4:56 AM
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my favorite mario character is Princess Information
February 12, 2026 at 4:37 AM
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I let my floating aquarium plants grow out to ridiculous lengths and just removed most of them - nice to see my fish again.. SO many babies! #pets
February 12, 2026 at 1:36 AM
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"I am forged of divine gold sourced from the sacred hills of Medjugorje. I was purchased at a Miami-Dade jewelry store that is really a front for a Medicare fraud scheme. As God intended."
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-a...
I Am Pam Bondi’s Shiny Gold Cross Necklace
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was “accessorize.” I am equal parts holy relic and regional pageant tiara. I...
www.mcsweeneys.net
February 12, 2026 at 2:20 AM
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"Why is airplane WiFi so bad? Shouldn’t it be the best up here? Isn’t this where all the WiFi is?"
Airborne Thoughts of an Olympic Ski Jumper
Good take off… time for the weird forward lean. Make the pizza with your skis, yep. Heels are the tip, toes are crust. Nice, Spencer! You’ve got th...
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February 12, 2026 at 2:45 AM
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feels like i should re-post this every few weeks
NEW: Substack founders finally respond to Substackers Against Nazis. They say Nazis publishing and earning money on their platform is fine with them.

Their full statement here: substack.com/@hamish/note...
February 12, 2026 at 4:17 AM
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A dresser inside a museum in New York City has been discovered as a secret stop on the Underground Railroad — the first of its kind discovered in Manhattan in over 100 years
February 11, 2026 at 3:43 AM
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this is a level of complicity that had not occurred to me
Gallup will no longer measure presidential approval after 88 years thehill.com/homenews/med...
February 11, 2026 at 7:28 PM
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Rep. Balint, granddaughter of a Holocaust victim, walked out after Pam Bondi’s disgusting suggestion that Balint was antisemitic. Bondi’s reaction: SHE LAUGHED.
February 11, 2026 at 7:48 PM
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Court battle over surveillance footage at the Broadview ICE detention center reaches new levels of kafkaesque absurdity: The DOJ claimed it *couldn't afford* hard drives to put video footage on. Plaintiffs bought THE US GOVERNMENT hard drives. ICE "lost" them.

www.404media.co/government-l...
Government Loses Hard Drives It Was Supposed to Put ICE Detention Center Footage On
A Kafkaesque saga in which the government has failed to produce critical video footage has reached new levels of absurdity.
www.404media.co
February 11, 2026 at 6:09 PM
don't even talk to me if you're not bigger than nine inches 🎣😔
February 11, 2026 at 6:59 PM
the endgame for Cast n' Chill is kind of intense given what the game actually is, because I have been idle-fishing for weeks now and it's been a puzzle figuring out what sizes spawn where
February 11, 2026 at 6:56 PM
annoyed that my order for two bulk animal food containers was cancelled but delighted to find out that when I went to reorder them, they were $20 cheaper
February 11, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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Everypony loves downloading malware and playing Doom and opening zip bombs on their synth friends, but have you made sure they're properly up to date on their firewall? Defragmented their hard drive? Done a virus search?
February 11, 2026 at 6:20 PM
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Working artists/designers didn't "prepare for" the airbrush or digital typesetting or Quark or whatever. You evaluate whether it's a thing and learn it, or not. "Do it ASAP so my boss can make a buck even though it doesn't work yet" has always been fraught
February 11, 2026 at 5:45 PM
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I'm going to continue to push back on the "you have to ~believe in~ amd ~prepare for~ AI" stuff. Working slobs like myself didn't have to "prepare for" computers or internet, either it becomes a thing in your industry or it doesn't.
February 11, 2026 at 5:41 PM