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NEW: A page from Bondi's burn book. This is a list of the searches by Rep Jayapal of the unredacted Epstein files. That means the DOJ grabbed her search terms from the computers they set up for members of congress to view the Epstein files to use as ammunition. The photo is from Reuters.
February 11, 2026 at 11:36 PM
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Not only that, but we are talking about different forms of ID. You don’t need an ID that provides proof of citizenship to fly or at that grocery store Donald Trump goes to where you need to show ID.
And if it did, Americans would riot.
February 12, 2026 at 1:52 PM
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These dudes think this is so clever.

Beyond the difference in harms that accompanies the age limits for booze and voting, there were 26,000+ arrests of minors for liquor law violations in 2019. It’s a relatively common crime.

There are functionally no arrests each year for in-person voter fraud.
Rep. Brian Steil: "I flew home to my home state of Wisconsin, went to buy a 6 pack a beer, the clerk asked for my ID, confirmed it, and then I was allowed to buy the beer. I just think it's nuts that we protect our beer more than our ballots."
February 12, 2026 at 1:38 PM
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CNBC: What about the horrific conditions in DHS detention centers? Do they need to be looked at?

REP. JASON SMITH: I'm sure those conditions never existed under Biden or Obama

CNBC: I'm sorry, sir. I'm not asking about Biden. I'm asking about conditions right now. I think it's a natl embarrassment
February 12, 2026 at 1:24 PM
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Yes! Thank you! “Art” isn’t a compliment, it’s a collective noun. Most of the time people debating whether something is “art” is just gatekeeping horseshit. Fuck that, how boring! “Is this good art? Or is it shitty?” There’s the actual question worth discussing!
February 11, 2026 at 8:56 PM
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“Is this shitty art” helps shift the view window over on how I’d ask how to take in a piece and I will use that from now on
February 11, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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“is this art” gets asked a lot, and regardless of the answer to that question, “is this shitty art” is a better one
EDGELORD STUDIOS, of course he fucking would, he's so god damned annoying in that particular way

ooh, astronauts and cat astronauts, the originality is staggering
February 11, 2026 at 7:07 PM
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She is an empty suit, of course. And an absolute nasty piece of cornbread.

She is also, to my somewhat trained ear, absolutely, positively terrified here. She is either intimidated by the process or deeply anxious about her relationship with her boss. Or both.

But she is terrified.
The question for Baghdad Bondi was, how many of Epstein’s co-conspirators and pedophiles have you indicted or investigated?

Answer: The Dow is over $50K.
February 12, 2026 at 12:51 PM
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Cardi B called out ICE at her show last night: “Bitch, if ICE come in here we’re gonna jump they asses. Bitch, I got some bear mace in the back. They ain’t taking my fans, bitch”
February 12, 2026 at 1:01 PM
saw someone make a robust and valid argument against bioessentialism to an account with replies turned off that ALSO made a post that said "trans women have testosterone because they have testes" and what are we doing here
February 12, 2026 at 6:49 AM
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I just imagine the occupants of the car naked.
Is it just me or does everyone get nervous when they're stealing a car
February 12, 2026 at 5:58 AM
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I didn't expect the Jeffrey Epstein story to contain assistant editor workflow gore but lmao
February 12, 2026 at 5:19 AM
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Steve Jobs had the most treatable form of pancreatic cancer around and he refused conventional treatments which he admitted at the time of his death cost him is life. I'm BEGGING you not to use celebrities who only reveal tiny bits of their medical diagnosis to make a larger point about society
February 12, 2026 at 5:19 AM
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This is also why AI content filters routinely flagged Black and Disabled online communications as "rude" or "intolerant." This is also why BlueSky's default content filters are shit.
February 11, 2026 at 9:13 PM
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As I repeatedly emphasize to my students: the presence of a fallacy in discourse does not render the broader argument irrelevant and many "fallacies" are premised on a given network of cultural meanings. One could make a valid and sound argument for why someone is "bitchmade" and use it effectively.
February 11, 2026 at 9:13 PM
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Working on some new stickers for vending and so far this one is my favorite lmfao
February 12, 2026 at 5:17 AM
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gonna be like when usher did the halftime show a few years back where even widows with an iud could get pregnant from watching it
February 12, 2026 at 5:15 AM
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One thing we can all agree on is that not only are computers alive now, computers were ALWAYS alive
February 12, 2026 at 4:56 AM
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my favorite mario character is Princess Information
February 12, 2026 at 4:37 AM
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I let my floating aquarium plants grow out to ridiculous lengths and just removed most of them - nice to see my fish again.. SO many babies! #pets
February 12, 2026 at 1:36 AM
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"I am forged of divine gold sourced from the sacred hills of Medjugorje. I was purchased at a Miami-Dade jewelry store that is really a front for a Medicare fraud scheme. As God intended."
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-a...
I Am Pam Bondi’s Shiny Gold Cross Necklace
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was “accessorize.” I am equal parts holy relic and regional pageant tiara. I...
www.mcsweeneys.net
February 12, 2026 at 2:20 AM
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"Why is airplane WiFi so bad? Shouldn’t it be the best up here? Isn’t this where all the WiFi is?"
Airborne Thoughts of an Olympic Ski Jumper
Good take off… time for the weird forward lean. Make the pizza with your skis, yep. Heels are the tip, toes are crust. Nice, Spencer! You’ve got th...
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February 12, 2026 at 2:45 AM
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feels like i should re-post this every few weeks
NEW: Substack founders finally respond to Substackers Against Nazis. They say Nazis publishing and earning money on their platform is fine with them.

Their full statement here: substack.com/@hamish/note...
February 12, 2026 at 4:17 AM
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A dresser inside a museum in New York City has been discovered as a secret stop on the Underground Railroad — the first of its kind discovered in Manhattan in over 100 years
February 11, 2026 at 3:43 AM