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Spooxie like from the horrifying YouTube channel RoxieProxy @roxieproxy.bsky.social · 5h

As the #1 Lubba glazer I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thinks this way 😭🙏

Spooxie like from the horrifying YouTube channel RoxieProxy @roxieproxy.bsky.social · 9h

A part of me thinks the PS5 just randomly decides to display this every now and then bc it ain't being used to play games so it has to appear like it's doing something useful

Spooxie like from the horrifying YouTube channel RoxieProxy @roxieproxy.bsky.social · 11h

Somehow never occured to me after all these years that:

>The moves Bowser gains in Galaxy 1 are copying the player's moveset
>Mario can block Bowser's spin with his own spin

Spooxie like from the horrifying YouTube channel RoxieProxy @roxieproxy.bsky.social · 14h

Yes, I'm currently halfway through writing an analysis on the new Lubba Storybook, and yes, I'm already at nine pages even though it's only four chapters long

In other news, the sky is blue

Lubba from Super Mario Galaxy 2 saying "Dude... fuck, yes."

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Getlucky12341 @getlucky12341.bsky.social · 16h

Play Xbox games?
No, More nonsense.

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Spooxie like from the horrifying YouTube channel RoxieProxy @roxieproxy.bsky.social · 16h

>Promises a no-nonsense version of Windows that can play all of your Xbox games
>Crammed with even more nonsense
>Can't play Xbox games

Yeah that sounds about right

Sean Hollister @seanhollister.bsky.social · 19h

My Xbox Ally and Xbox Ally X review.

The top phrases running through my mind while testing it:

"Someone's getting fired for greenlighting this launch"

"This is not an Xbox"

"If this is the future of Xbox, Xbox is screwed."

Went with the middle.

www.theverge.com/games/799698...

This is not an Xbox

Microsoft’s first “Xbox” handhelds are shipping not fully baked.

www.theverge.com

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Spooxie like from the horrifying YouTube channel RoxieProxy @roxieproxy.bsky.social · 18h

"Paper Mario sucks when it's self aware" "Paper Mario sucks when it takes itself too seriously" how about I explode you with my mind

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Spooxie like from the horrifying YouTube channel RoxieProxy @roxieproxy.bsky.social · 1d

Thank Christ they didn't address several issues to worsen the gameplay experience 🙏

Spooxie like from the horrifying YouTube channel RoxieProxy @roxieproxy.bsky.social · 1d

Spring Mario isn't even all that bad from a game design perspective it's just the worst bc it's way more fun to play all of the levels that use it with your normal moveset

Spooxie like from the horrifying YouTube channel RoxieProxy @roxieproxy.bsky.social · 1d

Persona 4 if it was woke

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Spooxie like from the horrifying YouTube channel RoxieProxy @roxieproxy.bsky.social · 1d

Bee Mario isn't even the worst power-up in Super Mario Galaxy lmao

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Spooxie like from the horrifying YouTube channel RoxieProxy @roxieproxy.bsky.social · 1d

That basically sums up Nin10doland's output tbh

Spooxie like from the horrifying YouTube channel RoxieProxy @roxieproxy.bsky.social · 1d

This fucking sucks can we bring back the "every Nintendo announcement needs to be a 3D Mario" ragebait

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Spooxie like from the horrifying YouTube channel RoxieProxy @roxieproxy.bsky.social · 1d

Should I pay $30 for Vegas if I've already pirated Premiere Pro

Spooxie like from the horrifying YouTube channel RoxieProxy @roxieproxy.bsky.social · 2d

Oh... Mario Kart World is DEAD dead...

Kirby Air Riders @kirby-air-rider.bsky.social · 2d

Susie is actually a heavyweight rider. Launch off a jump ramp to deploy propellers in mid-air and float! #KirbyAirRiders

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Spooxie like from the horrifying YouTube channel RoxieProxy @roxieproxy.bsky.social · 2d

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Spooxie like from the horrifying YouTube channel RoxieProxy @roxieproxy.bsky.social · 2d

Remember when Nintendo cancelled a live-action Zelda Netflix adaptation because they were unhappy that it was leaked

Stealth40k @stealth40k.bsky.social · 2d

All Game Freak Pokemon projects have leaked through 2030:

- Codename Gaia (Gen 10) releasing in 2026
- Codename Ringo (Legends 3: Galar) releasing in 2027 or later
- Codename Seed (Multi-previous region game) releasing in 2028 or later
- Gen 11 in 2030

Source: Teraleak

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Spooxie like from the horrifying YouTube channel RoxieProxy @roxieproxy.bsky.social · 2d

W post

Spooxie like from the horrifying YouTube channel RoxieProxy @roxieproxy.bsky.social · 2d

I'm literally always saying this!

Spooxie like from the horrifying YouTube channel RoxieProxy @roxieproxy.bsky.social · 3d

"I'm a chuckster!"

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Spooxie like from the horrifying YouTube channel RoxieProxy @roxieproxy.bsky.social · 3d

Even Mario is done with this game lmfao 😭

Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 4d

Two well-known voice clips from Super Mario Sunshine are Mario saying "Aren't I done yet?!" and "There's more?!" in an exasperated way, long presumed unused. However, there is actually a way to hear them in-game, as they have a chance to play when he enters a level at low health.

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Spooxie like from the horrifying YouTube channel RoxieProxy @roxieproxy.bsky.social · 3d

For reference, here's how much space my physical copy of Star-Crossed World takes up on my Switch 2. Because all of the high quality assets are contained on the cartridge, the game only has to allocate a few dozen megabytes for the day one patch

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Spooxie like from the horrifying YouTube channel RoxieProxy @roxieproxy.bsky.social · 3d

The file size discrepancy is normal but the way the article is worded implies that the patch contains all of the high quality Switch 2 assets and settings, the cartridge or digital upgrade pack would contain those contents and the patch would just enable compatibility between that and the game

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Spooxie like from the horrifying YouTube channel RoxieProxy @roxieproxy.bsky.social · 3d

Game with a $70 Nintendo Switch 2 cartridge btw

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Spooxie like from the horrifying YouTube channel RoxieProxy @roxieproxy.bsky.social · 4d

Hell yeah