Max’s Dad
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... no, no, that's Ottoman Recline revisionism
November 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
... no, no, that's Ottoman Recline revisionism
It's always the people you least expect that do something to you that rips your fucking heart out.
November 26, 2025 at 7:52 AM
It's always the people you least expect that do something to you that rips your fucking heart out.
I’ve often said my Jeep is temperamental but still loves me. Can I marry it?
My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
can’t fucking catch a breath
make it stop
make it stop
November 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I’ve often said my Jeep is temperamental but still loves me. Can I marry it?
I just saw someone on LinkedIn - LINKEDIN - say “I talk to ChatGPT about everything & it’s become my best friend.”
A full grown adult with a job.
He doesn’t have a best friend! It’s a glazing machine that just spits back what he wants to hear.
I wouldn’t hire that guy to clean a potato gun.
A full grown adult with a job.
He doesn’t have a best friend! It’s a glazing machine that just spits back what he wants to hear.
I wouldn’t hire that guy to clean a potato gun.
November 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I just saw someone on LinkedIn - LINKEDIN - say “I talk to ChatGPT about everything & it’s become my best friend.”
A full grown adult with a job.
He doesn’t have a best friend! It’s a glazing machine that just spits back what he wants to hear.
I wouldn’t hire that guy to clean a potato gun.
A full grown adult with a job.
He doesn’t have a best friend! It’s a glazing machine that just spits back what he wants to hear.
I wouldn’t hire that guy to clean a potato gun.
Mark Kelly puts his hands up and covers his face likes he’s playing peekaboo.
“Senator? Senator where are you? Where did you go?” - Whiskey Pete
Kelly removes hands from face.
“Oh there you are!”
“Senator? Senator where are you? Where did you go?” - Whiskey Pete
Kelly removes hands from face.
“Oh there you are!”
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Mark Kelly puts his hands up and covers his face likes he’s playing peekaboo.
“Senator? Senator where are you? Where did you go?” - Whiskey Pete
Kelly removes hands from face.
“Oh there you are!”
“Senator? Senator where are you? Where did you go?” - Whiskey Pete
Kelly removes hands from face.
“Oh there you are!”
Please don’t make fun of Pete, he has problems with object permanence as well.
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Please don’t make fun of Pete, he has problems with object permanence as well.
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All of these elite coastal media people are acting like the residents of the Vortex in Zardoz.
They are bored and comfortable, despite the general decline of their industry. Nothing really matters except personal vanity.
They are bored and comfortable, despite the general decline of their industry. Nothing really matters except personal vanity.
November 24, 2025 at 6:23 AM
All of these elite coastal media people are acting like the residents of the Vortex in Zardoz.
They are bored and comfortable, despite the general decline of their industry. Nothing really matters except personal vanity.
They are bored and comfortable, despite the general decline of their industry. Nothing really matters except personal vanity.
Is this all the fucking news is now? Trying to “gotcha” 100% of the time? Does @nbcnews.com have any idea how horribly bad Welker is at her job?
Welker: Do you think that Trump is a fascist?
Mamdani: That’s something that I’ve said in the past. I say it today.
Welker: You’ve called him a despot. Do you still believe Trump is a threat to the democracy?
Mamdani: Everything that I’ve said in the past, I continue to believe.
Mamdani: That’s something that I’ve said in the past. I say it today.
Welker: You’ve called him a despot. Do you still believe Trump is a threat to the democracy?
Mamdani: Everything that I’ve said in the past, I continue to believe.
November 23, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Is this all the fucking news is now? Trying to “gotcha” 100% of the time? Does @nbcnews.com have any idea how horribly bad Welker is at her job?
30 what? Liters? Miles? Minutes? Marshmallows?
November 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
30 what? Liters? Miles? Minutes? Marshmallows?
But I'm in so deep
You know I'm such a fool for you
You got me wrapped around your finger
Do you have to let it linger?
Do you have to, do you have to, do you have to let it linger?
You know I'm such a fool for you
You got me wrapped around your finger
Do you have to let it linger?
Do you have to, do you have to, do you have to let it linger?
November 23, 2025 at 2:01 PM
But I'm in so deep
You know I'm such a fool for you
You got me wrapped around your finger
Do you have to let it linger?
Do you have to, do you have to, do you have to let it linger?
You know I'm such a fool for you
You got me wrapped around your finger
Do you have to let it linger?
Do you have to, do you have to, do you have to let it linger?
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The "tetraethly lead made gen X into fascists" idea is so much funnier once you look at the chemical structure
November 21, 2025 at 8:31 AM
The "tetraethly lead made gen X into fascists" idea is so much funnier once you look at the chemical structure
The Second Lady of the United Stares doesn’t wash dinner dishes. This stuff of so mindboggingly, patently false - sure this is a small lie but it’s so fucking unbelievable to anyone close to Power in DC.
Like “the media.”
Yet it’s just reported as “this is what they said.”
Like “the media.”
Yet it’s just reported as “this is what they said.”
November 22, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The Second Lady of the United Stares doesn’t wash dinner dishes. This stuff of so mindboggingly, patently false - sure this is a small lie but it’s so fucking unbelievable to anyone close to Power in DC.
Like “the media.”
Yet it’s just reported as “this is what they said.”
Like “the media.”
Yet it’s just reported as “this is what they said.”
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“Among other things, her recklessness detonated my relationship with a good source in a key state.” seek help
November 22, 2025 at 6:58 AM
“Among other things, her recklessness detonated my relationship with a good source in a key state.” seek help
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if you get your credit card out to find out what happens you’ve strayed too far from god’s light
November 22, 2025 at 6:07 AM
if you get your credit card out to find out what happens you’ve strayed too far from god’s light
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All it takes is showing you’re not afraid of him. Mamdani tamed the bully. Pretty easy.
November 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
All it takes is showing you’re not afraid of him. Mamdani tamed the bully. Pretty easy.
This more than anything. It's his kryptonite and those dummies Schumer and Jefferies aren't "strong." Ergo, Trump doesn't respect them.
Yes. I think he recognizes strength.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
This more than anything. It's his kryptonite and those dummies Schumer and Jefferies aren't "strong." Ergo, Trump doesn't respect them.
"Every Which Way But Loose" remake
Glen Powell - Philo Beddoe
Aubrey Plaza - Lynn Halsey-Taylor
Danny McBride - Orville
Leslie Mann - Echo
Glen Close - Ma
Josh Brolin - Tank Murdock
I mean COME ON. We need this.
Glen Powell - Philo Beddoe
Aubrey Plaza - Lynn Halsey-Taylor
Danny McBride - Orville
Leslie Mann - Echo
Glen Close - Ma
Josh Brolin - Tank Murdock
I mean COME ON. We need this.
November 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
"Every Which Way But Loose" remake
Glen Powell - Philo Beddoe
Aubrey Plaza - Lynn Halsey-Taylor
Danny McBride - Orville
Leslie Mann - Echo
Glen Close - Ma
Josh Brolin - Tank Murdock
I mean COME ON. We need this.
Glen Powell - Philo Beddoe
Aubrey Plaza - Lynn Halsey-Taylor
Danny McBride - Orville
Leslie Mann - Echo
Glen Close - Ma
Josh Brolin - Tank Murdock
I mean COME ON. We need this.
Re-watching 3rd season of Lasso and just saw the episode with Zava’s backflip goal. Had to see the inspiration of that scene and it’s still as amazing as when I saw this movie in theaters almost 40 years ago.
Escape to Victory : Pele scores a magical goal R.I.P
YouTube video by MEDIA MIX
m.youtube.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Re-watching 3rd season of Lasso and just saw the episode with Zava’s backflip goal. Had to see the inspiration of that scene and it’s still as amazing as when I saw this movie in theaters almost 40 years ago.
Me searching on the word “Bush” to get news about the Cheney funeral today
a man wearing glasses and a metallic outfit says allo allo
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a metallic outfit says allo allo
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Me searching on the word “Bush” to get news about the Cheney funeral today
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Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it
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little known fact, anti-AI people know there are not only no electrons to be made, but just one chonk-ass time-traveller electron doing all the work 😈
November 19, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Worst Pearl Jam cover band...ever
November 18, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Worst Pearl Jam cover band...ever
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I want to take a moment to thank the entire Elias Law Group team who worked on the Texas redistricting case as well as our fearless clients. The thirteen Black and Latino voters we represented stood up to challenge Texas's unprecedented mid-decade redistricting. We all ow them a debt of gratitude.
November 18, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I want to take a moment to thank the entire Elias Law Group team who worked on the Texas redistricting case as well as our fearless clients. The thirteen Black and Latino voters we represented stood up to challenge Texas's unprecedented mid-decade redistricting. We all ow them a debt of gratitude.