Max’s Dad
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“thanksgiving food is amazing” said with the panache of a visitor from outer space
November 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
“thanksgiving food is amazing” said with the panache of a visitor from outer space
100% correct. No notes.
*I learned Klingon as a kid in enough time to be UPSET when Marc Okrand just decided that Klingon would have a word for "to be" because General Chang needed to quote Shakespeare in The Undiscovered Country. Just straight up fucked up the language.
November 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM
100% correct. No notes.
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*I learned Klingon as a kid in enough time to be UPSET when Marc Okrand just decided that Klingon would have a word for "to be" because General Chang needed to quote Shakespeare in The Undiscovered Country. Just straight up fucked up the language.
November 27, 2025 at 8:50 PM
*I learned Klingon as a kid in enough time to be UPSET when Marc Okrand just decided that Klingon would have a word for "to be" because General Chang needed to quote Shakespeare in The Undiscovered Country. Just straight up fucked up the language.
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This is why OpenAI is selling so aggressively to education at all levels—they want to create entire generations of users incapable of reading, writing and thinking without ChatGPT to hold their hands
And teachers and professors should call this out for what it actually is
And teachers and professors should call this out for what it actually is
To bear out this rosy projection, HSBC assumes that OpenAI will become "as ubiquitous [...] as Microsoft 365" (345mm users worldwide) while bringing in 10x the number of users (3bn).
November 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
This is why OpenAI is selling so aggressively to education at all levels—they want to create entire generations of users incapable of reading, writing and thinking without ChatGPT to hold their hands
And teachers and professors should call this out for what it actually is
And teachers and professors should call this out for what it actually is
I missed the episode of West Wing where CJ Craig told a reporter to “shut the fuck up” - does anyone have a link?
The spirit of Thanksgiving has infused the White House press office today, bringing us together in a blessed moment of harmony and goodwill.
November 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I missed the episode of West Wing where CJ Craig told a reporter to “shut the fuck up” - does anyone have a link?
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I feel much safer today knowing that we deported a Babson College student back to a country where she hasn't lived since childhood.
She wasn't even flying internationally. She was flying to Texas.
She wasn't even flying internationally. She was flying to Texas.
A Babson College student wanted to surprise her family for Thanksgiving. She was deported instead. - The Boston Globe
Any Lucia Lopez Belloza was at Logan to catch a flight to Texas when immigration authorities detained her as she was about to board the plane.
www.bostonglobe.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:47 AM
I feel much safer today knowing that we deported a Babson College student back to a country where she hasn't lived since childhood.
She wasn't even flying internationally. She was flying to Texas.
She wasn't even flying internationally. She was flying to Texas.
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... no, no, that's Ottoman Recline revisionism
November 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
... no, no, that's Ottoman Recline revisionism
It's always the people you least expect that do something to you that rips your fucking heart out.
November 26, 2025 at 7:52 AM
It's always the people you least expect that do something to you that rips your fucking heart out.
I’ve often said my Jeep is temperamental but still loves me. Can I marry it?
My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
can’t fucking catch a breath
make it stop
make it stop
November 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I’ve often said my Jeep is temperamental but still loves me. Can I marry it?
I just saw someone on LinkedIn - LINKEDIN - say “I talk to ChatGPT about everything & it’s become my best friend.”
A full grown adult with a job.
He doesn’t have a best friend! It’s a glazing machine that just spits back what he wants to hear.
I wouldn’t hire that guy to clean a potato gun.
A full grown adult with a job.
He doesn’t have a best friend! It’s a glazing machine that just spits back what he wants to hear.
I wouldn’t hire that guy to clean a potato gun.
November 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I just saw someone on LinkedIn - LINKEDIN - say “I talk to ChatGPT about everything & it’s become my best friend.”
A full grown adult with a job.
He doesn’t have a best friend! It’s a glazing machine that just spits back what he wants to hear.
I wouldn’t hire that guy to clean a potato gun.
A full grown adult with a job.
He doesn’t have a best friend! It’s a glazing machine that just spits back what he wants to hear.
I wouldn’t hire that guy to clean a potato gun.
Mark Kelly puts his hands up and covers his face likes he’s playing peekaboo.
“Senator? Senator where are you? Where did you go?” - Whiskey Pete
Kelly removes hands from face.
“Oh there you are!”
“Senator? Senator where are you? Where did you go?” - Whiskey Pete
Kelly removes hands from face.
“Oh there you are!”
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Mark Kelly puts his hands up and covers his face likes he’s playing peekaboo.
“Senator? Senator where are you? Where did you go?” - Whiskey Pete
Kelly removes hands from face.
“Oh there you are!”
“Senator? Senator where are you? Where did you go?” - Whiskey Pete
Kelly removes hands from face.
“Oh there you are!”
Please don’t make fun of Pete, he has problems with object permanence as well.
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Please don’t make fun of Pete, he has problems with object permanence as well.
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All of these elite coastal media people are acting like the residents of the Vortex in Zardoz.
They are bored and comfortable, despite the general decline of their industry. Nothing really matters except personal vanity.
They are bored and comfortable, despite the general decline of their industry. Nothing really matters except personal vanity.
November 24, 2025 at 6:23 AM
All of these elite coastal media people are acting like the residents of the Vortex in Zardoz.
They are bored and comfortable, despite the general decline of their industry. Nothing really matters except personal vanity.
They are bored and comfortable, despite the general decline of their industry. Nothing really matters except personal vanity.
Is this all the fucking news is now? Trying to “gotcha” 100% of the time? Does @nbcnews.com have any idea how horribly bad Welker is at her job?
Welker: Do you think that Trump is a fascist?
Mamdani: That’s something that I’ve said in the past. I say it today.
Welker: You’ve called him a despot. Do you still believe Trump is a threat to the democracy?
Mamdani: Everything that I’ve said in the past, I continue to believe.
Mamdani: That’s something that I’ve said in the past. I say it today.
Welker: You’ve called him a despot. Do you still believe Trump is a threat to the democracy?
Mamdani: Everything that I’ve said in the past, I continue to believe.
November 23, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Is this all the fucking news is now? Trying to “gotcha” 100% of the time? Does @nbcnews.com have any idea how horribly bad Welker is at her job?
30 what? Liters? Miles? Minutes? Marshmallows?
November 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
30 what? Liters? Miles? Minutes? Marshmallows?
But I'm in so deep
You know I'm such a fool for you
You got me wrapped around your finger
Do you have to let it linger?
Do you have to, do you have to, do you have to let it linger?
You know I'm such a fool for you
You got me wrapped around your finger
Do you have to let it linger?
Do you have to, do you have to, do you have to let it linger?
November 23, 2025 at 2:01 PM
But I'm in so deep
You know I'm such a fool for you
You got me wrapped around your finger
Do you have to let it linger?
Do you have to, do you have to, do you have to let it linger?
You know I'm such a fool for you
You got me wrapped around your finger
Do you have to let it linger?
Do you have to, do you have to, do you have to let it linger?
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The "tetraethly lead made gen X into fascists" idea is so much funnier once you look at the chemical structure
November 21, 2025 at 8:31 AM
The "tetraethly lead made gen X into fascists" idea is so much funnier once you look at the chemical structure
The Second Lady of the United Stares doesn’t wash dinner dishes. This stuff of so mindboggingly, patently false - sure this is a small lie but it’s so fucking unbelievable to anyone close to Power in DC.
Like “the media.”
Yet it’s just reported as “this is what they said.”
Like “the media.”
Yet it’s just reported as “this is what they said.”
November 22, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The Second Lady of the United Stares doesn’t wash dinner dishes. This stuff of so mindboggingly, patently false - sure this is a small lie but it’s so fucking unbelievable to anyone close to Power in DC.
Like “the media.”
Yet it’s just reported as “this is what they said.”
Like “the media.”
Yet it’s just reported as “this is what they said.”
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“Among other things, her recklessness detonated my relationship with a good source in a key state.” seek help
November 22, 2025 at 6:58 AM
“Among other things, her recklessness detonated my relationship with a good source in a key state.” seek help
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if you get your credit card out to find out what happens you’ve strayed too far from god’s light
November 22, 2025 at 6:07 AM
if you get your credit card out to find out what happens you’ve strayed too far from god’s light
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All it takes is showing you’re not afraid of him. Mamdani tamed the bully. Pretty easy.
November 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
All it takes is showing you’re not afraid of him. Mamdani tamed the bully. Pretty easy.
This more than anything. It's his kryptonite and those dummies Schumer and Jefferies aren't "strong." Ergo, Trump doesn't respect them.
Yes. I think he recognizes strength.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
This more than anything. It's his kryptonite and those dummies Schumer and Jefferies aren't "strong." Ergo, Trump doesn't respect them.
"Every Which Way But Loose" remake
Glen Powell - Philo Beddoe
Aubrey Plaza - Lynn Halsey-Taylor
Danny McBride - Orville
Leslie Mann - Echo
Glen Close - Ma
Josh Brolin - Tank Murdock
I mean COME ON. We need this.
Glen Powell - Philo Beddoe
Aubrey Plaza - Lynn Halsey-Taylor
Danny McBride - Orville
Leslie Mann - Echo
Glen Close - Ma
Josh Brolin - Tank Murdock
I mean COME ON. We need this.
November 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
"Every Which Way But Loose" remake
Glen Powell - Philo Beddoe
Aubrey Plaza - Lynn Halsey-Taylor
Danny McBride - Orville
Leslie Mann - Echo
Glen Close - Ma
Josh Brolin - Tank Murdock
I mean COME ON. We need this.
Glen Powell - Philo Beddoe
Aubrey Plaza - Lynn Halsey-Taylor
Danny McBride - Orville
Leslie Mann - Echo
Glen Close - Ma
Josh Brolin - Tank Murdock
I mean COME ON. We need this.