I’m trying to remember where that’s from without googling.

I refuse to believe someone who named themselves “Cacklesmack” is a serious person. It’s just not possible.

"an" harmonica as Charles Emerson Winchester III would say (when voiced by Hawkeye Pierce)

You can get a harmonica at Guitar Center for eight bucks - Suno is $15 a fucking month! What the fuck is she even talking about?

www.guitarcenter.com/Silver-Creek...

... no, no, that's Ottoman Recline revisionism

I meant “suffer through” but actually “suffer thorough” is always correct

I’m working on it. Need a little time. It took me four years to get them to watch DISCO after decades of refusing any Trek and they loved it. And they suffer thorough my yearly ST:WoK movie night.

There are always possibilities.

Conversation with spouse: Me: Good news: I want to take you to Paris next September

Bad news: it’s for the 60th anniversary international Star Trek convention

Response: I’d rather stay home than be forced to sit through a panel about Klingons and Cardassians at the Louvre.

Me: I can’t blame you

Do I guess we can eat cake them? Is that what he’s saying? Just checking.

No link to apply? Come on Tim Onion!

"“What we see is different from anything we see before. It’s an indication of an end phase, where people turn to rituals and odd beliefs,” says...archaeologist Detlef Gronenborn. “Then it breaks out in an orgy of violence. Then it stops, but it’s too late.”"

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

"now is the time of monsters...."

Imagine believing Dana Loesch has her finger on the pulse of America.

This is just clown shit.

Please don’t make fun of Pete, he has problems with object permanence as well.

It’s Mr. Pink Disease - Quentin Tarantino proved over 30 years ago in “Reservoir Dogs” that when someone complains about tipping with these arguments, everyone at the table thinks they’re an asshole.

It’s like, science.

All of these elite coastal media people are acting like the residents of the Vortex in Zardoz.

They are bored and comfortable, despite the general decline of their industry. Nothing really matters except personal vanity.