cpgorski
@cpgorski.bsky.social
⚠ Invalid Handle. Fifth-level Bluesky elder. Obligate tacovore. Amanita. I am not actually the number 7. Am I the pleasant weirdo, or is Gonzo?
My dog runs this account, mostly. Send her a milkbone as soon as this place supports DMs.
My dog runs this account, mostly. Send her a milkbone as soon as this place supports DMs.
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cpgorski
@cpgorski.bsky.social
· Dec 10
Tell your friends you love them.
Make it weird if you have to
Make it weird if you have to
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Canis latrans
Strix varia
Haliaeetus leucocephalus
Pantherophis obsoletus
Cambaridae, some sort
Canis latrans
Strix varia
Haliaeetus leucocephalus
Pantherophis obsoletus
Cambaridae, some sort
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
lynx rufus
puma concolor
cervus canadensis
antilocapra americana
tamiasciurus douglasii
lynx rufus
puma concolor
cervus canadensis
antilocapra americana
tamiasciurus douglasii
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
California Kit Fox
California Condor
Galapagos Hawk
Pronghorn Antelope
Gasperetti's Horned Viper
California Kit Fox
California Condor
Galapagos Hawk
Pronghorn Antelope
Gasperetti's Horned Viper
November 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Canis latrans
Strix varia
Haliaeetus leucocephalus
Pantherophis obsoletus
Cambaridae, some sort
Canis latrans
Strix varia
Haliaeetus leucocephalus
Pantherophis obsoletus
Cambaridae, some sort
This is what happens when you go drinkin' at the Hilbert hotel bar
Last(?) edit:
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a pint. The second one, a cup. Then 4 oz, then 2 oz, and so on. The barman hands over a quart and says, "You mathematicians, you don't know your limits."
#joke
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a pint. The second one, a cup. Then 4 oz, then 2 oz, and so on. The barman hands over a quart and says, "You mathematicians, you don't know your limits."
#joke
November 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
This is what happens when you go drinkin' at the Hilbert hotel bar
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OK, who narced?
November 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
OK, who narced?
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happy International Pie for Breakfast Day to all who celebrate
November 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
happy International Pie for Breakfast Day to all who celebrate
... @joy-shines.bsky.social saw the bit in Fellowship of the Rings where you see black smoke and orcs carrying iron and stone to work on Barad-dûr and polluting the very sky and earth to do it and declared that he was building a "data center" and that's gonna stick with me a while
November 28, 2025 at 6:24 PM
... @joy-shines.bsky.social saw the bit in Fellowship of the Rings where you see black smoke and orcs carrying iron and stone to work on Barad-dûr and polluting the very sky and earth to do it and declared that he was building a "data center" and that's gonna stick with me a while
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Cartoon: Loch Nessman.
November 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Cartoon: Loch Nessman.
*snrk.*
I'll laugh at this out of context too
I'll laugh at this out of context too
Positrons?
POSITRONS?
The whole idea of positrons is at least half spin.
POSITRONS?
The whole idea of positrons is at least half spin.
November 28, 2025 at 5:21 AM
*snrk.*
I'll laugh at this out of context too
I'll laugh at this out of context too
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Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image
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Reminded this evening of the first (AND STILL GREATEST) TikTok I ever saw 😃
Tik Tok Mr. Sandman Cat
YouTube video by TehWaffal
youtube.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Reminded this evening of the first (AND STILL GREATEST) TikTok I ever saw 😃
Hope y'all had a day worth being thankful for.
November 28, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Hope y'all had a day worth being thankful for.
Walkies accomplished, bird and ham out of the oven, sausage stuffing in the oven, at least some folks say they're en route.
Tired but: Thankful to have good people in my life.
Happy to have some solid rectangle-friends too... happy Thanksgiving y'all
Tired but: Thankful to have good people in my life.
Happy to have some solid rectangle-friends too... happy Thanksgiving y'all
November 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Walkies accomplished, bird and ham out of the oven, sausage stuffing in the oven, at least some folks say they're en route.
Tired but: Thankful to have good people in my life.
Happy to have some solid rectangle-friends too... happy Thanksgiving y'all
Tired but: Thankful to have good people in my life.
Happy to have some solid rectangle-friends too... happy Thanksgiving y'all
Current status: blackbirds
November 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Current status: blackbirds
Tfw you want another gulp of coffee and almost grab a mug full of ham glaze
November 27, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Tfw you want another gulp of coffee and almost grab a mug full of ham glaze
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Happy Thanksgiving!
WKRP Turkey Drop
YouTube video by Brian Henigin
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Happy Thanksgiving!
Still a space cadet from headache + analgesics: ✓
Got to start food prep in an hour: ✓
Still a lot of cleaning before then: ✓
Doggo obnoxious and underfoot: mostly ✓
Ehh we'll get it sorted out as well as necessary; it'll be Fine™
Got to start food prep in an hour: ✓
Still a lot of cleaning before then: ✓
Doggo obnoxious and underfoot: mostly ✓
Ehh we'll get it sorted out as well as necessary; it'll be Fine™
November 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Still a space cadet from headache + analgesics: ✓
Got to start food prep in an hour: ✓
Still a lot of cleaning before then: ✓
Doggo obnoxious and underfoot: mostly ✓
Ehh we'll get it sorted out as well as necessary; it'll be Fine™
Got to start food prep in an hour: ✓
Still a lot of cleaning before then: ✓
Doggo obnoxious and underfoot: mostly ✓
Ehh we'll get it sorted out as well as necessary; it'll be Fine™
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Maybe I’ll tell y’all about Thanksgiving in Uzbekistan, where I was in the peace corps 2000-2001.
I lived in a town; nearest American lived in a qishloq - a true village. A few of us somehow figured out to meet there. (How? No internet, no phones. No recollection of how we planned anything.) 1/
I lived in a town; nearest American lived in a qishloq - a true village. A few of us somehow figured out to meet there. (How? No internet, no phones. No recollection of how we planned anything.) 1/
November 27, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Maybe I’ll tell y’all about Thanksgiving in Uzbekistan, where I was in the peace corps 2000-2001.
I lived in a town; nearest American lived in a qishloq - a true village. A few of us somehow figured out to meet there. (How? No internet, no phones. No recollection of how we planned anything.) 1/
I lived in a town; nearest American lived in a qishloq - a true village. A few of us somehow figured out to meet there. (How? No internet, no phones. No recollection of how we planned anything.) 1/
*heh*. Holiday humor...
November 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
*heh*. Holiday humor...
Unpopular opinion: borscht is better than green bean casserole, anyway
Whatever stress your Thanksgiving may bring, at least you're not this woman on Threads who is now frantically searching for an open store so she can buy green beans that aren't beets.
November 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Unpopular opinion: borscht is better than green bean casserole, anyway
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they think they get a plate—
November 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
they think they get a plate—
Good morning to the buffleheads out fishing for their Thanksgiving dinner!
#CritterSpotting
#WeirdDuckTime
#CritterSpotting
#WeirdDuckTime
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Good morning to the buffleheads out fishing for their Thanksgiving dinner!
#CritterSpotting
#WeirdDuckTime
#CritterSpotting
#WeirdDuckTime
Went to bed a little late, ehh, I'll finish Txgiving prep tomorrow
Woke up with a headache, so, there's that ...
Woke up with a headache, so, there's that ...
November 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Went to bed a little late, ehh, I'll finish Txgiving prep tomorrow
Woke up with a headache, so, there's that ...
Woke up with a headache, so, there's that ...
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Prancer Things (1989)
December 6, 2024 at 3:09 PM
Prancer Things (1989)
Idk how long Swift has been interacting with how much of the physical part of her computer, but she's right and it's all true. None of it should work, not the historical cobbled together shoestring and baling wire nor the modern magic.
When you learn about the lower levels of electronics below the abstractions you're just like there's no fucking way this goddamn works. Holy shit oh my god. They traced it on fucking paper and shrunk it with a lens? And that was the easy early part???
It's all unbelievable hell. All the way down.
It's all unbelievable hell. All the way down.
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Idk how long Swift has been interacting with how much of the physical part of her computer, but she's right and it's all true. None of it should work, not the historical cobbled together shoestring and baling wire nor the modern magic.
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One of my neighbors has really nailed the vibe.
November 27, 2025 at 3:50 AM
One of my neighbors has really nailed the vibe.