cpgorski
cpgorski.bsky.social
cpgorski
@cpgorski.bsky.social
⚠ Invalid Handle. Fifth-level Bluesky elder. Obligate tacovore. Amanita. I am not actually the number 7. Am I the pleasant weirdo, or is Gonzo?

My dog runs this account, mostly. Send her a milkbone as soon as this place supports DMs.
Sorry, haven't had four and twenty eagles at once
November 26, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Ope. Found one, @meghancolleen.bsky.social !
November 26, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Yep. Sucks, man. But if you tried to help, and they won't take your metaphorical hand... it's not like you can just kick them in the shins till they figure it out

Agency, yeah, that
November 26, 2025 at 6:02 AM
You tried to help, based on what they told you at the time.

That's probably all you could do...
November 26, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Go make the top one on this page and change your life!

gumbopages.com/food/dessert...
Pecan Pie
gumbopages.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:42 AM
... yes, and idk that I had realized he was the VA for Bing Bong...

Richard Kind, James Spader, Kurt Russell... some big names in that film, and somehow everybody thinks of MacGyver, who wasn't even in it

(Just the tv adaptation later)
November 26, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Funny thing is, I can find more pictures of eagles taken from my house than apple pies...
November 26, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Even if that's what he wanted, I absolutely *promise* he'd have more luck casting usable square ones...
November 26, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Yeah well, I only had one picture of an eagle from my yard handy, and I make a lot more pecan pies than apple.

I'm doing my part, where are y'all's?
a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor .
Alt: Starship Troopers: "I'm doing my part!"
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November 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Yeah it just feels a little circular. Need a well trained hand to care for a vintage pen, don't get a trained hand till I can practice with a vintage pen ( :
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Gotta get that bird in the brine soon... gonna sit a while first, though
November 26, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Idk how to get a well trained hand I'm afraid, or esp a soft one ( ;
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
... Sorry it's already a difficult evening ) :
November 26, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I... what?
November 26, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I think it means "I want some of that sweet venture capital"
November 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
"This job shouldn't pay enough for people to do it full time" fucking infuriates me all the time, in pretty much every context I've ever heard it
November 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Well, they're not wrong!...
a close up of a man 's face with the words " well you 're not wrong "
Alt: a close up of Ironman 's face with the words " well you 're not wrong "
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November 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Thanks for the tip. I'll probably do this "eventually", so I'll bookmark it rn... not exploring this before the holidays tho ( :
November 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM