cpgorski
@cpgorski.bsky.social
⚠ Invalid Handle. Fifth-level Bluesky elder. Obligate tacovore. Amanita. I am not actually the number 7. Am I the pleasant weirdo, or is Gonzo?
My dog runs this account, mostly. Send her a milkbone as soon as this place supports DMs.
My dog runs this account, mostly. Send her a milkbone as soon as this place supports DMs.
Oh no, I put too much mass in my pie, what do I do now?
Help
Help
November 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Oh no, I put too much mass in my pie, what do I do now?
Help
Help
Seen at the store last night... wish I had an excuse to use 'em this week, but these are beautiful ( :
November 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Seen at the store last night... wish I had an excuse to use 'em this week, but these are beautiful ( :
... actually in thinking about it, the blockchain is a great metaphor here.
You can waste a lot of money on it and it solves a problem nobody actually had
You can waste a lot of money on it and it solves a problem nobody actually had
November 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
... actually in thinking about it, the blockchain is a great metaphor here.
You can waste a lot of money on it and it solves a problem nobody actually had
You can waste a lot of money on it and it solves a problem nobody actually had
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
...Hang on, am I getting rescued by Geo. Washington and his army? Or by, like, Ken Burns and a couple historians?
...Hang on, am I getting rescued by Geo. Washington and his army? Or by, like, Ken Burns and a couple historians?
November 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
...Hang on, am I getting rescued by Geo. Washington and his army? Or by, like, Ken Burns and a couple historians?
...Hang on, am I getting rescued by Geo. Washington and his army? Or by, like, Ken Burns and a couple historians?
My lil house wolf makes all kinds of "I know they don't want me to bark, but..." vocalizations. "Rrrr..." "awaaaaaa?"
Doesn't howl much though. Which is mostly good when we hear the coyotes outside, bc half the rest of the neighbor dogs will...
Doesn't howl much though. Which is mostly good when we hear the coyotes outside, bc half the rest of the neighbor dogs will...
November 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
My lil house wolf makes all kinds of "I know they don't want me to bark, but..." vocalizations. "Rrrr..." "awaaaaaa?"
Doesn't howl much though. Which is mostly good when we hear the coyotes outside, bc half the rest of the neighbor dogs will...
Doesn't howl much though. Which is mostly good when we hear the coyotes outside, bc half the rest of the neighbor dogs will...
Introduce yourself with four spaceships.
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Introduce yourself with four spaceships.
name a film you’ve seen six times
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
name a film you’ve seen six times
Oh... flowering weed when I walked to lunch today... just a plain ol' dandelion being its own lovely bright spot of yellow self
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Oh... flowering weed when I walked to lunch today... just a plain ol' dandelion being its own lovely bright spot of yellow self
November 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I can't reskeet "DOWN, GERROLD! drop iiiiiiiit..." without losing context, so, screenshots!
November 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I can't reskeet "DOWN, GERROLD! drop iiiiiiiit..." without losing context, so, screenshots!
We are invisible! They can't see us if we don't move!
November 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
We are invisible! They can't see us if we don't move!
Nice fall colors by Dad's house today
November 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Nice fall colors by Dad's house today
Picking Bidens seeds off my church clothes, like a totally normal person
November 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Picking Bidens seeds off my church clothes, like a totally normal person
"Nope. The throw blanket and the recliner are mine tonight." --Dog
November 23, 2025 at 3:13 AM
"Nope. The throw blanket and the recliner are mine tonight." --Dog
