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Simon Love
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Something something act of God insurance something something Richard Dorkins
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Guess who’s big in the back time? #popmaster
November 21, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Almost screamed myself into a headache laughing at this
November 21, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Getting my bastard hopes up
November 21, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Just punched the air and said “FUCKING YES!” when I opened this. All the way from Canada! @theboojums.bsky.social
November 20, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Not many artistes sending in their simpering end of year videos to Spotify then? Weird. #fuckspotify
November 20, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Apparently so
November 19, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Did Gian Sammarco die for nothing?
November 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
There he is
November 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
A biblically accurate Stratocaster
November 15, 2025 at 5:56 PM
So many jokes
November 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Do you like my lamp?
November 15, 2025 at 1:37 PM
The Mouse Loneliness Epidemic
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Having lunch in Rick Astley’s pub and these are the sauces available.

He’s never gonna give you (ketch)up.
November 14, 2025 at 12:50 PM
He's filling out job applications again and wanting to be distanced from the dangerous religion of Atheism
November 14, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Seven years ago today I saw Swamp Dogg live and in person. At one point he was singing "Gotta Get A Message To You" by the Bee Gees as he was wandering around the venue shaking everyone by the hand. Class.
November 13, 2025 at 3:19 PM
November 13, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Really enjoyed the first episode of @pantosplaining.bsky.social If they want a special celebrity guest star for an episode, I went to this panto and bought a copy of “Ooh I Could Crush A Grape” from Stu Francis himself at the stage door. No memory of the Chuckle Brothers though.
November 13, 2025 at 12:27 PM
November 13, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Watching “The Lost Boys” with our son. Some of the worst hairstyles ever seen on screen. And, for reasons unknown, a highly sexualised poster of Rob Lowe on a cupboard door.
November 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
YOUR CAR IS GOING TO EXPLODE
November 11, 2025 at 9:23 AM
I sincerely regret not buying this DVD when I saw it in a charity shop 13 years ago. They were both written by @stephenking.bsky.social
November 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Disappointed by “Frankenstein” Just film the book you fannies.
November 8, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Why have they modelled Victor Frankenstein on Nick O’Malley from Arctic Monkeys in the new version?
November 8, 2025 at 8:36 PM
if you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 8, 2025 at 7:25 PM