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Mike Sacks
@mikebsacks.bsky.social
Vanity Fair, The New Yorker, 12 Books, Writer, New Audio Project with Jon Hamm, John Waters, Rhea Seehorn, Bobby Moynihan, STANLAND, on Sonar Network https://www.stanlandseries.com/

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Perhaps not quite as natty as he might have thought. Black Friday shoppin' in Brooklyn.
November 29, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I often think of the Hollywood hubris here. "I made it, ma!"

Yeah, not so fast, asshole
November 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Gives a shit
November 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Well, you can cross that one off my "bucket list" ... taking a dump while wearing a fancy top hat.
November 29, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Not sure why a reporter isn't the first to defend other White House reporters. It's a golden ticket. It's Dorothy clicking her heels together three times. You'll be saved from having to report on that scumbag. You'll be world famous. Instead, you choose to write from the trenches about this scumbag?
November 28, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Reposted by Mike Sacks
@jasonroeder.bsky.social and I wrote a fake college catalogue for all of those seniors now applying to college. It's that time of year again!

Out from @mcsweeneys.net

"Woodmont is one of the funniest things I’ve read in years!"— Jack Handey

Best comedy book by @vulture.com

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Welcome to Woodmont College: No Refunds
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November 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I couldn’t believe it, but it is true. This is the very last shot ever taken on the Hindenburg.
November 28, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Still can’t believe this was based on a John Cheever New Yorker story from 1953.
November 27, 2025 at 10:52 PM
On my “fart walk” if anyone wants to chat
November 27, 2025 at 10:08 PM
All hail the genius of Chris Elliott

www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0kW...
Chris Elliott's Very Special Marlon Brando Thanksgiving | David Letterman
YouTube video by Letterman
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November 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
"Best Thanksgiving ever! The frozens are just as good as the real!"
November 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Chaddy is rolling the tennis court dry, Lawrence is tending to the champion peacocks, Miss Maddie is in the kitchen prepping the creamed spinach, father is at group, and mother is playing backgammon alone, by the fireplace, sipping a dry breakfast martini. A beautiful start to another Thanksgiving!!
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Better in theory: being with family.
November 27, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Fantastic piece. “When Chuck Grassley was born in 1933, Hitler and Stalin were both still alive, and the chocolate chip cookie had not yet been invented.”

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Only a Failing System Could Produce Chuck Grassley
One of the most powerful people in Congress is a 92-year old Iowan who’s obsessed with Dairy Queen, his vacuum cleaner, and ruining the lives of his constituents. So why haven’t the Democrats beaten h...
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November 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Off for a post-Thanksgiving meal fart walk. A little early, I guess.
November 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
In my opinion, John Hughes's best movie. And I feel that the great John Candy should have been nominated for an Oscar.
November 26, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I guess the key to life is to dance like nobody's watching, even though it's Thanksgiving, you're nude, and you're on a neighbors trampoline
November 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Met a real character in New Orleans.
November 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Fuck off, asshole
November 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Temp agency just called. Something about filling in and working PR at Campbell’s Soup for the day? Should be fun!
November 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
My Goon Cave is coming along nicely. Real happy I went with the professional designer.
November 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
This cover
November 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM