Mike Sacks
@mikebsacks.bsky.social
Vanity Fair, The New Yorker, 12 Books, Writer, New Audio Project with Jon Hamm, John Waters, Rhea Seehorn, Bobby Moynihan, STANLAND, on Sonar Network https://www.stanlandseries.com/
https://mikesacks.com
https://mikesacks.com
Whoa! Lou Reed’s stunt double sure could dance! From the 1984 video for “I Love You, Suzanne”
November 9, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Whoa! Lou Reed’s stunt double sure could dance! From the 1984 video for “I Love You, Suzanne”
The absolute perfect piece of currency to tip the stripper in the club just next to the airport off I-95.
November 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
The absolute perfect piece of currency to tip the stripper in the club just next to the airport off I-95.
Ten minutes from now?!!!!
November 9, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Ten minutes from now?!!!!
Let me smack you in the balls and you smile more, you executive cunts
November 8, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Let me smack you in the balls and you smile more, you executive cunts
Donald Trump is the worst that America has ever produced. It's like staring at the sun, it's so pure.
November 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Donald Trump is the worst that America has ever produced. It's like staring at the sun, it's so pure.
In 2014, a friend sent me this photo he took on a plane. It's of Joan Rivers reading my book "Poking a Dead Frog." Wish I had been on the plane, as I was a huge Joan Rivers fan. Still am. Pray this wasn't the last book she ever read. Love her and miss her. The world could use her now.
November 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
In 2014, a friend sent me this photo he took on a plane. It's of Joan Rivers reading my book "Poking a Dead Frog." Wish I had been on the plane, as I was a huge Joan Rivers fan. Still am. Pray this wasn't the last book she ever read. Love her and miss her. The world could use her now.
Have to say, not completely happy with the cinematographer I hired
November 7, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Have to say, not completely happy with the cinematographer I hired
Such a damaged country
November 7, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Such a damaged country
I visited a sick kid in the hospital today. Will definitely ask permission next time. And will make sure they know me. And I won’t play a guitar. A blow-up party guitar. And sing the Mississippi blues. And pass the hat around after.
November 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I visited a sick kid in the hospital today. Will definitely ask permission next time. And will make sure they know me. And I won’t play a guitar. A blow-up party guitar. And sing the Mississippi blues. And pass the hat around after.
When I look back at my college yearbook photo, I can only think, WHAT IN THE HELL WAS I SMOKING?!
November 6, 2025 at 4:21 PM
When I look back at my college yearbook photo, I can only think, WHAT IN THE HELL WAS I SMOKING?!
Has to be the "Mamdani Bump."
November 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Has to be the "Mamdani Bump."
November 5, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Well, you were confident enough to think you could ever write a novel.
November 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Well, you were confident enough to think you could ever write a novel.
Me? Nothing much. Just nude, in my treehouse in Prospect Park, overlooking the long meadow, wondering how it all went so right.
November 4, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Me? Nothing much. Just nude, in my treehouse in Prospect Park, overlooking the long meadow, wondering how it all went so right.
STANLAND! Award-winning, 5 part comedy audio series about a Maryland guy who discovers a Narnia type world and fucks it up but fast. Starring Rhea Seehorn, Bobby Moynihan, Jon Hamm, John Waters, Timm Sharp, Steve Little, Lauren Adams, Eric Jason Martin. Out now from Sonar Network. With SG Wilson.
November 3, 2025 at 6:27 PM
STANLAND! Award-winning, 5 part comedy audio series about a Maryland guy who discovers a Narnia type world and fucks it up but fast. Starring Rhea Seehorn, Bobby Moynihan, Jon Hamm, John Waters, Timm Sharp, Steve Little, Lauren Adams, Eric Jason Martin. Out now from Sonar Network. With SG Wilson.
Ladies and gentlemen, my all-time favorite photo caption!
November 3, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, my all-time favorite photo caption!
It’s like an art project you make at the kitchen table two hours before it’s due.
November 3, 2025 at 1:59 PM
It’s like an art project you make at the kitchen table two hours before it’s due.
An anti-immigrant comment on the NY Post about last night's UK train knife attack:
November 2, 2025 at 5:25 PM
An anti-immigrant comment on the NY Post about last night's UK train knife attack:
Took advantage of that extra hour by not being able to sleep and wondering where it all went wrong
November 2, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Took advantage of that extra hour by not being able to sleep and wondering where it all went wrong
Specific, but I'll be going this Halloween as Albert Brooks's shoulder hair in "Modern Romance"
October 31, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Specific, but I'll be going this Halloween as Albert Brooks's shoulder hair in "Modern Romance"
WHOA! THEY'RE JUST LIKE US!!!!!!! AMAZING!
Fuck off
Fuck off
October 31, 2025 at 3:09 PM
WHOA! THEY'RE JUST LIKE US!!!!!!! AMAZING!
Fuck off
Fuck off