Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺
@bagpuss.org
Welsh/Dutch bloke who makes silly games, videos and Photoshoppery. Friday night #TOTP botherer. Shitposting my way through a genetic heart defect.
Join me for a pint at bagpuss.org for a selection of my stuff.
YouTube: youtube.com/@bagpuss_org
Join me for a pint at bagpuss.org for a selection of my stuff.
YouTube: youtube.com/@bagpuss_org
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Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺
@bagpuss.org
· Nov 10
Dave 'Bagpuss' Forsey
A selection of Dave's nonsense – in beermat form!
bagpuss.org
It might be a bit early for a drink, but sod it – come join me for a pint on my website, where you can find a bunch of things that I have made in beermat form!
Important thread:
I said to a friend the other day that if I ever found myself in an intimate situation again, it’d be like they were cleaning under a very dusty sofa with their tongue.
January 29, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Important thread:
Dude has cheeks like two uncooked gammon steaks #TheApprentice
January 29, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Dude has cheeks like two uncooked gammon steaks #TheApprentice
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I can't wait to find out if the happy bubbly blonde woman on #TheApprentice actually turns out to be a massive racist with extreme right wing views who has been posting her opinion on Muslims every day on Twitter since 2012.
January 29, 2026 at 9:16 PM
I can't wait to find out if the happy bubbly blonde woman on #TheApprentice actually turns out to be a massive racist with extreme right wing views who has been posting her opinion on Muslims every day on Twitter since 2012.
Oh yeah I also once made a silly video about the beardy Amstrad bloke from The Apprentice but no-one talks about that #theapprentice
The Hmm-prentice – Alan Sugar hums the theme to The Apprentice
YouTube video by Bagpuss
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January 29, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Oh yeah I also once made a silly video about the beardy Amstrad bloke from The Apprentice but no-one talks about that #theapprentice
A new series of Dragons' Den starts this evening. Exactly a year ago I made this, and I still think it is one of my better videos – not that that's saying much. #dragonsden
Dragons' Den – Thirty Pounds
Can our plucky contestant win the support from the Dragons to buy a £30 birthday present for his girlfriend?Follow me on Bluesky https://bsky.app/profile/bag...
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January 29, 2026 at 7:46 PM
A new series of Dragons' Den starts this evening. Exactly a year ago I made this, and I still think it is one of my better videos – not that that's saying much. #dragonsden
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The Claudia Wickerman (1973)
January 28, 2026 at 8:09 AM
The Claudia Wickerman (1973)
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Back in the 1990s my first computer mouse came in this box. I always found the image baffling – is the red area a scrotum? Or is it a pert round bottom? Is the mouse turning its head 180 degrees like an owl to inspect its throbbing arse? So many questions.
June 12, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Back in the 1990s my first computer mouse came in this box. I always found the image baffling – is the red area a scrotum? Or is it a pert round bottom? Is the mouse turning its head 180 degrees like an owl to inspect its throbbing arse? So many questions.
The report about conditions in Amazon warehouses has been released
Smothering, bullying, stabbing: how it feels to be in one of the hottest places on Earth
Smothering, bullying, stabbing: how it feels to be in one of the hottest places on Earth
Everything felt like it was swelling, and despite my diligent consumption of water and Hydralyte, I couldn’t quite escape the persistent, low-level nausea. Even thinking took longer
www.theguardian.com
January 28, 2026 at 7:43 AM
The report about conditions in Amazon warehouses has been released
First cup of coffee: suddenly I feel invigorated, awake, ready to take on the world. This lasts twenty three seconds.
First cup of tea: suddenly I can say every tongue-twister ever devised.
January 28, 2026 at 7:11 AM
First cup of coffee: suddenly I feel invigorated, awake, ready to take on the world. This lasts twenty three seconds.
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I can totally retate to this woman.
January 27, 2026 at 6:14 PM
I can totally retate to this woman.
Can't wait to see Farage's directoral debut
January 27, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Can't wait to see Farage's directoral debut
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Well, here we go again…
January 27, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Well, here we go again…
Hit me Paul Shane one more time
January 27, 2026 at 8:29 AM
Hit me Paul Shane one more time
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Pictures you can hear.
January 27, 2026 at 7:37 AM
Pictures you can hear.
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RIP Sly Dunbar
Saw Sly & Robbie at The Town & Country Club in 1986 and thought my ears were going to explode.
But in a good way.
youtu.be/VVIsTZPp0iM?...
Saw Sly & Robbie at The Town & Country Club in 1986 and thought my ears were going to explode.
But in a good way.
youtu.be/VVIsTZPp0iM?...
Sly And Robbie - Boops Here To Go [1987] Official Music Video Remastered @Videos80s
YouTube video by 80's 90's Music Video's Remastered @Videos80s
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January 26, 2026 at 7:05 PM
RIP Sly Dunbar
Saw Sly & Robbie at The Town & Country Club in 1986 and thought my ears were going to explode.
But in a good way.
youtu.be/VVIsTZPp0iM?...
Saw Sly & Robbie at The Town & Country Club in 1986 and thought my ears were going to explode.
But in a good way.
youtu.be/VVIsTZPp0iM?...
The Suella Braverman press conference in full
January 26, 2026 at 1:05 PM
The Suella Braverman press conference in full
Today I discovered the cruel irony that Lorne Spicer – presenter of daytime TV chaff such as Cash in the Attic, Money Spinners, and Beat the Bailiff, and writer of the book Find a Fortune – went bankrupt in 2009.
January 26, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Today I discovered the cruel irony that Lorne Spicer – presenter of daytime TV chaff such as Cash in the Attic, Money Spinners, and Beat the Bailiff, and writer of the book Find a Fortune – went bankrupt in 2009.