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What a cute father/daughter picture! They seem like a nice… oh god. Oh Jesus Christ, no.
Kinda wild that these people are just in charge of things isn’t it
February 3, 2026 at 5:36 PM
What a cute father/daughter picture! They seem like a nice… oh god. Oh Jesus Christ, no.
Don't see what everyone's getting so worked up about. This is a beautiful Purity Ball portrait.
Kinda wild that these people are just in charge of things isn’t it
February 5, 2026 at 11:42 AM
Don't see what everyone's getting so worked up about. This is a beautiful Purity Ball portrait.
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When the Republican National Convention:
February 3, 2026 at 6:11 PM
When the Republican National Convention:
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Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
February 3, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
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I believe this is what is called the third mountain—perhaps the fourth—-after forcing your first wife to change her first and second name and then divorcing her to marry one of your employees
lol, lmao, lol, lmao
January 31, 2026 at 3:43 PM
I believe this is what is called the third mountain—perhaps the fourth—-after forcing your first wife to change her first and second name and then divorcing her to marry one of your employees
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Most claims of free speech have always been "I am white and I want to be able to say the n-word and call people the r-word."
It is literally that simple.
It is literally that simple.
I know it’s been said a million times but it’s pretty funny how many short king steroid comedians with corny ass manchild tattoos called themselves free speech warriors right up until the moment free speech was actually under attack.
January 30, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Most claims of free speech have always been "I am white and I want to be able to say the n-word and call people the r-word."
It is literally that simple.
It is literally that simple.
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I think that's technically called a Grand Dragon.
We’re not talking nearly enough about how a pastor works for ICE
January 31, 2026 at 2:25 PM
I think that's technically called a Grand Dragon.
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(gets shot in the face)
January 31, 2026 at 2:14 PM
(gets shot in the face)
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The Melania movie was directed by somebody in the Epstein files—starring somebody in the Epstein files—who is married to somebody in the Epstein files.
January 31, 2026 at 1:50 PM
The Melania movie was directed by somebody in the Epstein files—starring somebody in the Epstein files—who is married to somebody in the Epstein files.
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remember that time he got booed off the stage at a dave chapelle show and he had a mental breakdown so bad he locked himself in his office and staff at twitter almost called the police because they were worried he was going to hurt himself?
i feel like the booing is a lot louder now.
i feel like the booing is a lot louder now.
Musk has been spamming crap about SpaceX and Grok all day but now every single reply to any of his posts is someone calling him a pedophile. the stage has been set for something historic
January 31, 2026 at 2:01 PM
remember that time he got booed off the stage at a dave chapelle show and he had a mental breakdown so bad he locked himself in his office and staff at twitter almost called the police because they were worried he was going to hurt himself?
i feel like the booing is a lot louder now.
i feel like the booing is a lot louder now.
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The funny thing about a certain type of angry conspiracy guy is that they’re literally being confronted with an elite paedophile ring and a tyrannical government at the same time right now, and because it isn't being done by the people they wanted it to be done by they’re all being pussies about it
January 31, 2026 at 9:20 AM
The funny thing about a certain type of angry conspiracy guy is that they’re literally being confronted with an elite paedophile ring and a tyrannical government at the same time right now, and because it isn't being done by the people they wanted it to be done by they’re all being pussies about it
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For those still confused about the important work fired federal workers did… 🙄
GOP voters in ‘24: stupid gov’t red tape, regulations, and employees living off our tax money!
GOP voters in ‘26: why does all my food taste like rat shit?!
GOP voters in ‘26: why does all my food taste like rat shit?!
January 29, 2026 at 4:55 PM
For those still confused about the important work fired federal workers did… 🙄
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Trump's stink contains a kind of toxoplasmosis and that's why everyone who is in close quarters with him is like that.
January 29, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Trump's stink contains a kind of toxoplasmosis and that's why everyone who is in close quarters with him is like that.
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amazon did not lose $40 million on the melania film..they spent $40 million on a bribe to trump
January 29, 2026 at 3:27 AM
amazon did not lose $40 million on the melania film..they spent $40 million on a bribe to trump
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*Rob Schneider stares out at the crashing ocean*
RS: “Ting Ting…”
*He removes his wedding ring*
RS: “…You forgot your bling bling…”
*He throws the ring towards the sea and sobs. A seagull catches the ring*
RS: “Who will be my Hot Chick now?!?!”
*Seagull shits in Schneider’s open mouth*
RS: “Ting Ting…”
*He removes his wedding ring*
RS: “…You forgot your bling bling…”
*He throws the ring towards the sea and sobs. A seagull catches the ring*
RS: “Who will be my Hot Chick now?!?!”
*Seagull shits in Schneider’s open mouth*
January 28, 2026 at 8:20 PM
*Rob Schneider stares out at the crashing ocean*
RS: “Ting Ting…”
*He removes his wedding ring*
RS: “…You forgot your bling bling…”
*He throws the ring towards the sea and sobs. A seagull catches the ring*
RS: “Who will be my Hot Chick now?!?!”
*Seagull shits in Schneider’s open mouth*
RS: “Ting Ting…”
*He removes his wedding ring*
RS: “…You forgot your bling bling…”
*He throws the ring towards the sea and sobs. A seagull catches the ring*
RS: “Who will be my Hot Chick now?!?!”
*Seagull shits in Schneider’s open mouth*
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Damn, someone beat me to it.
January 28, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Damn, someone beat me to it.
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bro whistles are the NICE option. do you really want to challenge 1,000 nerds with 3D printers to invent something louder and more annoying???
January 28, 2026 at 1:08 AM
bro whistles are the NICE option. do you really want to challenge 1,000 nerds with 3D printers to invent something louder and more annoying???
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If I were the liberal equivalent of Alex Jones I’d spend months discussing how Trumps immediate statement after the attack on Ilan Omar was to discuss how someone might fake an assassination attempt to elicit sympathy.
January 28, 2026 at 1:44 PM
If I were the liberal equivalent of Alex Jones I’d spend months discussing how Trumps immediate statement after the attack on Ilan Omar was to discuss how someone might fake an assassination attempt to elicit sympathy.
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Maybe I’m being generous, but Matt Gaetz, Trump‘s AG pick before Pam Bondi, would probably say “fuck this shit, I’m out,” before he’d sink to her level. And this is a guy who paid a homeless teen trying to raise money to get braces to fuck him.
Pam Bondi just sent a letter to Minnesota officials saying ICE will leave if the state turns over its voter database to Trump.
Guess what? This has never been about safety or immigration. It’s a pretext for Trump to take over elections in swing states.
Guess what? This has never been about safety or immigration. It’s a pretext for Trump to take over elections in swing states.
January 25, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Maybe I’m being generous, but Matt Gaetz, Trump‘s AG pick before Pam Bondi, would probably say “fuck this shit, I’m out,” before he’d sink to her level. And this is a guy who paid a homeless teen trying to raise money to get braces to fuck him.
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[whispering to Miller] He'll throw you to the wolves. You'll never get a pardon. It's now or never! [slithering over to Trump] He plots against you sire! Throwing him in the dungeon will send a message to the others!
January 27, 2026 at 5:26 AM
[whispering to Miller] He'll throw you to the wolves. You'll never get a pardon. It's now or never! [slithering over to Trump] He plots against you sire! Throwing him in the dungeon will send a message to the others!
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A lot of Dems are going to take Bovino and Noem being fired as the finish line, and it's very important to make it clear to them that it is a starting line
January 27, 2026 at 2:12 AM
A lot of Dems are going to take Bovino and Noem being fired as the finish line, and it's very important to make it clear to them that it is a starting line
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The White House is filled with people who want to start a civil war, and ICE is filled with people who got frustrated playing Call of Duty because the other players could shoot back.
This discrepancy may cause problems in the near future.
This discrepancy may cause problems in the near future.
January 24, 2026 at 10:38 PM
The White House is filled with people who want to start a civil war, and ICE is filled with people who got frustrated playing Call of Duty because the other players could shoot back.
This discrepancy may cause problems in the near future.
This discrepancy may cause problems in the near future.
Would love being awoken by the V-E Day style street celebrations all through the neighborhood.
Let tonight be a lesson to all of us: Make sure you have established your own, and are aware of your loved ones', advance directives.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
January 21, 2026 at 9:47 AM
Would love being awoken by the V-E Day style street celebrations all through the neighborhood.