RednBlackSalamander
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Political cartoonist who also writes sometimes.
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Alright I might actually run off to live in the woods now, it's not even a pretentious Thoreau thing anymore I'm just afraid of buildings
December 1, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Alright I might actually run off to live in the woods now, it's not even a pretentious Thoreau thing anymore I'm just afraid of buildings
Why do these nutcases even go to college in the first place? If you honestly believe that all the world's great philosophical questions have already been answered with "Because God", then what are you hoping to study or learn there? Seems like a very expensive waste of everyone's time.
Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough
November 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Why do these nutcases even go to college in the first place? If you honestly believe that all the world's great philosophical questions have already been answered with "Because God", then what are you hoping to study or learn there? Seems like a very expensive waste of everyone's time.
Basically everyone in my extended family who owns a dog brought it to Thanksgiving dinner so at one point there were five dogs racing around the house looking for dropped food, it was absolute chaos but very fun
November 30, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Basically everyone in my extended family who owns a dog brought it to Thanksgiving dinner so at one point there were five dogs racing around the house looking for dropped food, it was absolute chaos but very fun
Prediction, reality, etc.;
November 27, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Prediction, reality, etc.;
This is actually a very interesting weakness of the modern far-right. Movements need martyrs, but martyrdom needs sincerity, and when you push sincerity too far on the internet, it hits the Boomer Threshold and becomes cringe. Then the edgy kids have no choice but to make fun of it.
November 26, 2025 at 4:45 AM
This is actually a very interesting weakness of the modern far-right. Movements need martyrs, but martyrdom needs sincerity, and when you push sincerity too far on the internet, it hits the Boomer Threshold and becomes cringe. Then the edgy kids have no choice but to make fun of it.
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Trump supporters are also making shitty AI videos of Trump arresting Mamdani in the Oval Office.
They don't know how to process what just happened in real life, so they're making the version they prefer with AI.
They don't know how to process what just happened in real life, so they're making the version they prefer with AI.
November 22, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Trump supporters are also making shitty AI videos of Trump arresting Mamdani in the Oval Office.
They don't know how to process what just happened in real life, so they're making the version they prefer with AI.
They don't know how to process what just happened in real life, so they're making the version they prefer with AI.
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A sleeping dog in my lap, a mug of hot chocolate in my hand, Dick Cheney's funeral on TV...life is good sometimes😊
November 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
A sleeping dog in my lap, a mug of hot chocolate in my hand, Dick Cheney's funeral on TV...life is good sometimes😊
McDonald's summit
Trump at the McDonald's summit: "As you may have heard, I'm also one of your all time most loyal customers. I really am. I think that's good. I'm pretty sure that's good. While other politicians fly around on campaign planes stocked w/ expensive catering, on Trump Force 1 we served only McDonald's"
November 17, 2025 at 11:25 PM
McDonald's summit
It's fascinating how Trump made the exact same mistake with Marjorie Taylor Greene that the old guard Republicans made with Trump; assuming that she didn't really believe all the wacky stuff and could still engage in normal political negotiations behind closed doors.
November 17, 2025 at 12:10 AM
It's fascinating how Trump made the exact same mistake with Marjorie Taylor Greene that the old guard Republicans made with Trump; assuming that she didn't really believe all the wacky stuff and could still engage in normal political negotiations behind closed doors.
I cannot believe that 47th President Donald J. Trump would resort to crude insults against an opponent's family. That's so out of character for him.
November 16, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I cannot believe that 47th President Donald J. Trump would resort to crude insults against an opponent's family. That's so out of character for him.
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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New Cheney Memoir Reveals He's Going To Live Full, Satisfied Life Without Ever Feeling Remorse And There's Nothing We Can Do About It
New Cheney Memoir Reveals He's Going To Live Full, Satisfied Life Without Ever Feeling Remorse And There's Nothing We Can Do About It
NEW YORK—The publication this week of Dick Cheney’s memoir, In My Time, has revealed the former vice president enjoys a fulfilling life unaffected by any sense of guilt or regret and there’s absolutel...
theonion.com
November 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
New Cheney Memoir Reveals He's Going To Live Full, Satisfied Life Without Ever Feeling Remorse And There's Nothing We Can Do About It
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In Memoriam:
Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
November 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
In Memoriam:
Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
I've been keeping a Dick Cheney death cartoon on standby for years
November 4, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I've been keeping a Dick Cheney death cartoon on standby for years
"Sprinkle some fent on 'em and let's get out of here"
October 21, 2025 at 5:51 PM
"Sprinkle some fent on 'em and let's get out of here"