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This is my favorite genre of poster right now
October 21, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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October 2, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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“become ungovernable”? interesting. sounds like YOU’RE telling me what to do actually
September 3, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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ok y'all complain when he wastes money on a gold plated toilet but somehow it's also bad when my man cuts costs with some golden spray paint?
Holy shit did Trump get those accents from Home Depot and have them painted gold lmao
August 28, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Gavin Newsome did actually commit a crime against humanity, just not the one Miller thinks.

It was when he personally joined a police raid on a homeless encampment. That was an actual crime against humanity, and its one that he and Miller can share a cell over.
Stephen Miller just accused Ca Governor Gavin Newsom and LA Mayor Karen Bass of “CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY."

Mental.

The people in charge of America are not well.
August 17, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Thousands of Israelis stayed home from work, flooded city streets and blocked roads and highways across the country on Sunday, staging some of the largest anti-war protests in months as the military prepares for a major assault on Gaza City. wapo.st/4mvMVfK
August 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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I’m hoping to do a fundraiser to get my newest project going, it’ll be a screening of Goodfellas at the Las Vegas Sphere with motion smoothing on.
August 14, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Well if a disgraced sex criminal said it I have no choice but to believe it
Why does Vince McMahon look like he’s about to tell Beetlejuice he needs a dinner jacket to dine here
August 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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People can’t stand to see me speak out for what I believe in.
August 8, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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I think it’s time we stop salting caramel. Sick of it!
August 7, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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I wrote about Ichiro as a player, a legend, and a stand-up comic. I don't imagine it'll spoil anything for me to say here that I think he's the coolest and most interesting baseball player I've ever seen. defector.com/ichiro-saved...
Ichiro Saved One Last Surprise For Cooperstown | Defector
A Hall of Fame case does not get built in the same way, or out of the same things, as a legend. There are plenty of Hall of Famers who managed to build compelling cases, in the methodical and accumula...
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July 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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I think about the egg monopoly tweet like once a week. All time classic of the genre as far as I'm concerned.
July 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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weird for elon to start letting his creepy followers date his AI girlfriend too
Elon Musk’s AI bot adds a ridiculous anime companion with ‘NSFW’ mode
There are currently two companions.
www.theverge.com
July 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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a lot of times when i'm done wearing a shirt i'll wash it and wear it again a week or two later. sorry if that's gross but it saves tons of money
July 14, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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You guys ever go to bed? Can't be beat.
July 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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ALGORITHM: It doesnt count as animal abuse content if the animals are abusing each other
ME: Yes thats correct. Thank you for showing me it
March 18, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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July 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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TRUMP: Are you still talking about Jeffrey Epstein??

ALSO TRUMP:
July 13, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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June 21, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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The US has denied the visas of all 12 members of the Senegalese women’s basketball team who were scheduled to travel to the country as part of their preparation for the Afrobasket tournament that begins in August. Afrobasket is also the African qualifiers for the Olympics.

#wnba
June 19, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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“To any of my fans who were offended by the provocative album artwork, please know that I will be appropriately disciplined by Daddy for being a bad, bad girl,” said the 26-year-old “Espresso” singer theonion.com/sabrina...
Sabrina Carpenter Assures Fans That Daddy Will Punish Her For Album Cover
LOS ANGELES—Faced with criticism after posting the suggestive cover of her forthcoming album Man’s Best Friend, pop star Sabrina Carpenter released a statement Monday assuring her fans that Daddy will punish her over it. “To any of my fans who were offended by the provocative album artwork, please know that I will be appropriately disciplined […]
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June 19, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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there's a solid 20% chance Kristi Noem just became Patient Zero for Captain Tripps
I hope everyone at these labs is in full PPE to protect them from these three pathogens.
June 17, 2025 at 11:08 PM