Chris the Frankenstein
@christhefriend.bsky.social
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It's me. Co-host of Your Favorite Bad Movie Podcast. Original Wife Guy. Original bed bro. He/They Churchimplosionsdotmp4 on twitch Linktr.ee/favoritebadmoviepod
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christhefriend.bsky.social
My wife got these because the mascot reminded them of me.
This little croissant flavored crisps The little mascot guy Me
christhefriend.bsky.social
Yes! Loving this texture combo, so fun!
christhefriend.bsky.social
Hey, you recognized the issue and you recovered. I bet, at the end of the day, you'll end up with cake. Seems like you're crushing it.
christhefriend.bsky.social
The hardest working man in show business. 🫡
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favoritebadmovie.bsky.social
There was a hot debate amongst the panel as to whether or not this phone was drooling or cumming. We report, you decide: what do you think?
The phone in Student Bodies
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spiceweasel.bsky.social
Took this picture for @christhefriend.bsky.social bec that’s his fav dinosaur iirc? (If not pls disregard)
A big tv at the Delaware Nature & Science museum displaying an ankylosaurus chilling in the jungle. Evidently some recent fossil discoveries have shown that they might have lived in prehistoric Delaware and New Jersey, which is cool
christhefriend.bsky.social
Hell yeah, ankylosaur is the GOAT!
christhefriend.bsky.social
Better late than never. Welcome welcome.
christhefriend.bsky.social
For me, still using Twitter is a lot like still being in to Harry Potter. You're holding on to something that was never that great in the first place and, in the process, you're providing material support to one of the biggest assholes on the planet. C'mon.
christhefriend.bsky.social
You sure are! I'm sorry, sweetie!
christhefriend.bsky.social
From what I've heard, Elon personally reinstated a bunch of right-wing chuds that were doxxing leftists. They're hunting us for sport over there.
christhefriend.bsky.social
If he's looking to combine images with sounds, he should really try movies. Paintings are kind of already doing their own thing. They have been for a while!
christhefriend.bsky.social
Yeah, that's just an awful title for a book.
christhefriend.bsky.social
Look, I know I can be a judgmental person, and it's something I'm trying to work on, but it's really hard not to think less of my coworker when I see she's reading Sally's Lament.
Sally's Lament
christhefriend.bsky.social
Wichitans, I think, fundamentally believe that the city, in some sense, sucks. Which is weird, because it's fine!
christhefriend.bsky.social
Wichita's pervasive low self-esteem.
brenttoderian.bsky.social
Finish this sentence: “The biggest obstacle to actually turning MY city into a better city for people is __________________________.”
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favoritebadmovie.bsky.social
Next Thursday! You don't want to miss it! Come hang with the crew!
The Last Horror Film
10.23.25
7:30pm eastern
christhefriend.bsky.social
You try to wash it down with a little milk and it becomes a wad of concrete affixed to the roof of your mouth.
christhefriend.bsky.social
They're not going to make Game of Thrones with Marilyn Monroe, they're going to make Deepthroat with your mother.
christhefriend.bsky.social
Damn it. Now they're gonna call me unc and say that I'm washed. Chris the Washed Unc.
christhefriend.bsky.social
I also feel like it would be really bad for the company, which would also be nice. If there are any fifth columnists left there.