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Weaz 🦇

@spiceweasel.bsky.social

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On a never-ending quest to bring back short basketball shorts, soft-launching this as a Philly sports account & Titus Forever

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Weaz 🦇 @spiceweasel.bsky.social · Jul 13

My mom has been cleaning stuff up at my parents’ house & found a letter where young me made some very good points about not wanting to sing in church

Weaz 🦇 @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 6m

my immediate though was "tastykake would NEVER" but i have to do my research, maybe they did

Weaz 🦇 @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 47m

Couldn’t be me, a 43 year old teen mom

Weaz 🦇 @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 1h

Not his fault it looks like a display lol

Weaz 🦇 @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 1h

Mr. Safety over here

Weaz 🦇 @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 1h

Not my son almost pulling the fire alarm at the Delaware nature museum

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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 12h

just got a $1752 bill from the vending machine because dr pepper is out of my network 😔

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 5h

I like to imagine Daniel Plainview in other movies. Like imagine him in the prestige. He’d have no patience for those magicians and their superstitions

Weaz 🦇 @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 13h

It rocks

Weaz 🦇 @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 13h

But who’s the Skeeven King

Weaz 🦇 @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 13h

I do enjoy a quesadilla

Weaz 🦇 @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 16h

My good peeler is missing and whoever misplaced it is gonna get so peeled when they return it to me

Weaz 🦇 @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 16h

Feel this one in my veins

Weaz 🦇 @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 16h

I don’t even like banana bread!!! I make it for the dudes that live in my house!!!

Weaz 🦇 @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 16h

It’s Brian Dawkins

Weaz 🦇 @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 16h

The clown princess of Delaware decided to make dinner AND banana bread tonight, resulting in a 137% increase in after dinner dishes but her son will be sooooo happy tomorrow when he can have banana bread. Long live the clown princess

Weaz 🦇 @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 19h

i wish to rot on the couch but must be productive, remember me as i was, the weaz who wanted to rot

Weaz 🦇 @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 19h

i wish to rot on the couch but must be productive, remember me as i was, the weaz who wanted to rot

Weaz 🦇 @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 20h

it's not a ghost story, per se, but it's a haunted B&B on the beach

Weaz 🦇 @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 20h

oh it's gotta be the Addy Sea baby frightfind.com/addy-sea-inn/

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Weaz 🦇 @spiceweasel.bsky.social · Aug 14

it's always fun to do two minutes of research and learn why the thing you like that used to be good is bad now and it's all because of like, Mondelez or PepsiCo or the Sheinhardt Wig Company buying out the company that made the thing you like

Weaz 🦇 @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 20h

this stuff tastes like shit!!!!!

a head of frisee, looks like a used clown wig

Weaz 🦇 @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 21h

Was it the hairy lettuce? I got a salad today that would have totally fucked if it wasn’t made with the hairy lettuce. The menu said mixed greens!!! But it was almost all lettuce wigs

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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · 22h

MILLENNIAL BLUESKY POSTER: you know, when I was a kid, I thought QUICKSAND would be a lot bigger of a probelm!!!! 🤣🤣

JOHNNY QUEST: *quote-tweeting* wow. okay. not even sure how im supposed to respond to this. I'm glad YOU didn't have that experience, I guess???

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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 21h

What if Maron's last WTF guest had been Garfield creator Jim Davis?

Weaz 🦇 @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 1d

real devil on your shoulder behavior, but he has a point

Weaz 🦇 @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 1d

i remember way back in some training i went to for my first job out of college the trainer was asking about what customer service experiences we remember. the excellent ones and the shitty ones! then we were told to be excellent. it's ok to just be normal, you know? on a daily basis at work??