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On a never-ending quest to bring back short basketball shorts, soft-launching this as a Philly sports account

& Titus Forever
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My mom has been cleaning stuff up at my parents’ house & found a letter where young me made some very good points about not wanting to sing in church
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Ad-Rock: Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime

Beastie Boys in unison: GAL!
November 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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i thought this run of stranger things episodes was the end of it but there's still like five more after this? jezus louiseus
November 29, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Louis CK is one of those “I was just giving them directions to the liquor store so they knew to stay away from there” guys, and I hate that kind of guy down to my very core
November 29, 2025 at 10:20 PM
At a party hosted by my godmother and some family friends James and I don’t know that well but my dad was Santa for all the little kids here and Bep hated it, HOWEVER, there is ziti here that so good I’d push someone in front of a Zamboni for a tray of it
November 29, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Oooo the Ohio state/michigan game is a snow game!!
November 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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@spiceweasel.bsky.social has swears! They've used 1,183 profanities in their last 7,867 posts.

🥇 "shit" (181 times)
🥈 "hell" (138 times)
🥉 "fucking" (105 times)
November 29, 2025 at 4:32 AM
November 29, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I do not like seeing the hottest man in the nfl being upset like this
November 28, 2025 at 11:06 PM
November 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I do appreciate when the eagles are losing like this at home that our fans are furious and loud about it
November 28, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Defector please I beg of you please stop posting the sad seal story
November 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I turned off all replies on my previous post because this website finds a way to make it weird
November 28, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Here’s me & the salad I made yesterday
November 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
*to the tune of Katy Perry singing “baby you’re a firework”* 🎶Get the fuck away from meeeeeeeee🎶
November 28, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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A theory: all Warren Zevon songs are Thanksgiving songs because Warren Zevon has big Uncle Making A Scene energy
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Funniest adult content tag in awhile
November 28, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Watching the 30 year old teens save the world (stranger things)
November 28, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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pity the grown ass man who needs a newspaper to tell him how and when to fart
November 28, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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February 13, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Fighting for my life even after an extra strength tums and 20mg famotidine
Checking in with my acid reflux posse; how did dinner treat us this year?
November 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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fuck him up bonnie
November 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
You know what, I feel like a good appetizer to a @futurehasbeen.bsky.social found footage showcase is the Philly Thanksgiving day parade, which is also inexplicably sponsored by Dunkin and not Wawa, which says everything you need to know about how weird it is
November 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM