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& Titus Forever
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My mom has been cleaning stuff up at my parents’ house & found a letter where young me made some very good points about not wanting to sing in church
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My dad would invent a time machine and paddle a canoe to England for this mf
Cadbury Milk Tray Bar (1947-1981): A massive milk chocolate bar, made in a special mold that featured 14 individual pieces of chocolate, all connected, and each with a different filling. It was essentially an entire box of chocolates in bar form, available only in the U.K.
November 27, 2025 at 4:17 AM
My dad would invent a time machine and paddle a canoe to England for this mf
Thanksgiving Eve beer time
November 27, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Thanksgiving Eve beer time
The other day I told Bep “I’m not saying this for my health!” after I asked him for the millionth time to stop sitting on the edge of the couch arm. I am my mom now
When you have kids one day you just start talking like a dad. My kid slept in this morning and I greeted him with, "Glad to see you among the living!"
I've never used that phrase in my life. It just came out.
I've never used that phrase in my life. It just came out.
November 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
The other day I told Bep “I’m not saying this for my health!” after I asked him for the millionth time to stop sitting on the edge of the couch arm. I am my mom now
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FDA Bans Captain Morgan Rum After Having Way Too Much Of That Shit In College https://theonion.com/fda-bans-captain-morgan-rum-after-having-way-too-much-of-that-shit-in-college/
November 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
FDA Bans Captain Morgan Rum After Having Way Too Much Of That Shit In College https://theonion.com/fda-bans-captain-morgan-rum-after-having-way-too-much-of-that-shit-in-college/
Excited to see Lily Allen show up on the stranger things finale and punch David Harbour in the neck
November 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Excited to see Lily Allen show up on the stranger things finale and punch David Harbour in the neck
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Never too early to keep an eye out
Please be aware and stay vigilant out there 🚨
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Never too early to keep an eye out
Now I’m roasting squash, I’m very busy and important
November 26, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Now I’m roasting squash, I’m very busy and important
It’s like 60 something degrees out there today so I ran four miles please clap
November 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
It’s like 60 something degrees out there today so I ran four miles please clap
I’ve ranted about this before I see
would like to have a word with every recipe that's like "bake at 350 for 30-40 minutes :))))))))))" because ime it's NEVER fucking the right temperature or time
November 26, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I’ve ranted about this before I see
Is there a greater lie than “bake for 40 minutes” what da hell kind of oven do these people have, is it on top of Mt. Etna
November 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Is there a greater lie than “bake for 40 minutes” what da hell kind of oven do these people have, is it on top of Mt. Etna
Remember a few days ago when I thought I got my period? Lol it was a false alarm and instead it actually decided to show up at 5:30 in the morning, but don’t worry it’s not like I have to cook all day
November 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Remember a few days ago when I thought I got my period? Lol it was a false alarm and instead it actually decided to show up at 5:30 in the morning, but don’t worry it’s not like I have to cook all day
EVERY time this kid plays with kinetic sand it ends in a total meltown, thank you again mom for buying him this and then bringing it from your house to MY house
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
EVERY time this kid plays with kinetic sand it ends in a total meltown, thank you again mom for buying him this and then bringing it from your house to MY house
I miss that Harry Potter and Hagrid are the same guy tweet thread
November 26, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I miss that Harry Potter and Hagrid are the same guy tweet thread
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The Wonder Mike verse of Rapper's Delight where he just suddenly starts going off about how much the food at his friend's house just completely fucking sucks is a Thanksgiving song.
November 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
The Wonder Mike verse of Rapper's Delight where he just suddenly starts going off about how much the food at his friend's house just completely fucking sucks is a Thanksgiving song.
The real problem with Thanksgiving dinner is not any of the crap you normos are complaining about but really it’s how not enough of the traditional selections pair with chili crisp
November 26, 2025 at 2:38 AM
The real problem with Thanksgiving dinner is not any of the crap you normos are complaining about but really it’s how not enough of the traditional selections pair with chili crisp
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A little bit of Bobby giving hope
A little bit of Stevie making jobs
A little bit of Johnny spending cash
Five years ago we had these mans.
A little bit of Stevie making jobs
A little bit of Johnny spending cash
Five years ago we had these mans.
November 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
A little bit of Bobby giving hope
A little bit of Stevie making jobs
A little bit of Johnny spending cash
Five years ago we had these mans.
A little bit of Stevie making jobs
A little bit of Johnny spending cash
Five years ago we had these mans.
Can’t believe it’s the year 9595 already
November 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Can’t believe it’s the year 9595 already
the thing about being part time AND working in an admin job that does a lot of important stuff is sorry, but i'll be sending you a lot of emails on this, the tuesday before thanksgiving, bec i'm not back in the office till monday
November 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
the thing about being part time AND working in an admin job that does a lot of important stuff is sorry, but i'll be sending you a lot of emails on this, the tuesday before thanksgiving, bec i'm not back in the office till monday
you guys (colloquial), i don't want to do any more work, but i have so much work to do
November 25, 2025 at 7:37 PM
you guys (colloquial), i don't want to do any more work, but i have so much work to do
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I fuckin love this movie so imagine my excitement when I was in the hospital after having Bep and it was on tv and I watched it while he slept next to me
This week on the show, we're joined by our bud @jamellebouie.net as we chat about the fantastic 1993 western, TOMBSTONE! Out now wherever you get podcasts, including commercial-free on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies
November 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I fuckin love this movie so imagine my excitement when I was in the hospital after having Bep and it was on tv and I watched it while he slept next to me