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On a never-ending quest to bring back short basketball shorts, soft-launching this as a Philly sports account

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Girlllllllllll
A puff pastry topped pot pie with a glass of Chianti at the Delaware institution Pizza by Elizabeth’s
November 23, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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We’re watching The Tigger Movie
Bep and I on the couch, he is wearing my tie dyed headband and his elbow is in front of the lower half of my face
November 22, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Post race can check
A crispy can of DFH’s winter release: Covered in Nuggs. The can art is a weird lil guy with a Yosemite Sam type hairdo and he looks like he is going to tell you a story
November 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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We got to the park for a few today
My kid flat on the park trail staring at a woolly bear caterpillar
November 21, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Elliott Gould in Ocean's 11, about to read Matt Damon the riot act
November 19, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Now I am pretty sure none of these guys are Goku
A rust colored Kia soul stopped at a red light. Its back window is covered with weird guys, the word “ORION” & tbh that skull one looks a little nazi-ish. And I don’t know much about Goku but I know he’s not a nazi
November 16, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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The wind is ruining my life
Wind is currently 22mph from the WNW. Today, wind speeds are 3-22mph with gusts up to 40mph
November 16, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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James keeps building forts “for Bep”
Chadwick, a small black cat, sitting atop a fort made of light gray couch cushions.
November 16, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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My dad woke up and made an extra small cheese plate for everyone, why did he use such a small plate
The small cheese plate, with my sister’s hand for scale Another picture of the small cheese plate, with Herbie, the large brown tabby cat, for scale
November 15, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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We watched Ice Ice Baby a few times today. He did not say BEACHFWONT AVENUE here but he’s trying his best
November 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Got my tri-annual haircut yesterday and took a dramatic picture, for you
Me, a white woman in her early 40s, sitting on a gray couch, in profile. I have a slightly longer than chin length bob and I look tired. I am tired! The filter on this is called dramatic.
November 13, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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kombucha reaction meme, first panel is her being disgusted that Jack Dorsey is running the Vine reboot; second panel is her rethinking her disgust because there's no AI allowed
November 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Halloween cat enjoys Halloween tablecloth (cheap tablecloth is a good thing to have if you are a toddler parent, just a protip)
Chadwick, a small black cat, sitting on the cheapo Halloween tablecloth I use for whenever Bep is playing with something messy
November 12, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Sand belongs OUTSIDE the house
My kid helping sweep up all the sand that got all over the floor despite the fact that I set him up at the table with a tablecloth and everything, he still ended up covered in sand and got it everywhere. I love him very much but I think the inventor of kinetic sand should have to eat a large bag of their invention
November 12, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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On my way to an outdoor work event
I have to work an outdoor work event today and the wind chill is 14. It’s being held in a heated tent but I won’t be in there the whole time
November 11, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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Describe your cat’s personality with one photo
Chadwick, sitting on top of our bed, looking out the window. She’s bugging out
November 9, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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I’m posting a spaceship album
The ELO Out of the Blue album, which has spaceships on it
November 8, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Apologies for the huge picture but here it is!
an enormous snake plant in a blue pot at my parents' house; it is flowering. Photo credit my mom
November 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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James and Bep are outside, time to be back on my bullshit
Cover of Lily Allen’s West End Girl Turn the volume up meme
November 8, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Friday night can check, this is a good one
DFH limited release beer, Pennsylvania Tuxedo, a pale ale brewed with spruce tips. 8.5% 😳
November 8, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Is he too young for the Bohemian Rhapsody scene from Wayne’s World? No way man
My kid in our living room watching the Bohemian Rhapsody scene from Wayne’s World
November 7, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Subway Hero Dennis Duffy
screengrab of subway hero Dennis Duffy, Michael Bloomberg in the background lmfao
November 6, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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When ur charging up your batteries
Chadwick, a small black cat, sitting in the middle of a sunbeam on the living room rug. Her eyes are closed and you can tell she is absorbing the power of the earth’s yellow sun, much like Superman
November 6, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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the "__________ tonight queen??" meme and i'm asking about a kingsmoot
November 5, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Rest in piss Dick Cheney
Brooklyn Zach saying "Halliburton, bitch. So what?" to Liz Lemon in the BWL episode of 30 Rock, an all-timer
November 4, 2025 at 2:25 PM