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Rob Wesley
@eastwes.bsky.social
Some guy on the internet.
Restarting The World's Idea Machine
December 16, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Notification from the Calculator app on your phone inviting you to look back at your year of calculating.
December 15, 2025 at 4:15 PM
“Wait, hold up, did they just leave him home alone?” (Me, recording my first time watching react video for Home Alone)
December 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
A tremendous bit would be if Philip Rivers re-retires mid-play the first time any defender gets anywhere near him.
December 14, 2025 at 8:47 PM
You don’t have to like it. I don’t.

You don’t have to put it on your playlists. I won’t.

But the government, this year, has added “The Impression That I Get” by The Mighty Mighty Bosstones to the official list of approved Christmas songs, so you do have to legally acknowledge that it is one.
December 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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People often ask me (pictured) “Jon, what’s a way to ensure I find a place on your 25-Hour Holiday Radio Show?”
December 14, 2025 at 4:02 PM
What's his name? The...from Christmas, the guy from Christmas, you know who I mean.
December 14, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Bad King Wenceslas
December 14, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Ben Stein Film Festival
December 14, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Jay Kelly vs Ella McCay: Requiem
December 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Dick Van Dyke still own that haunted carnival?
December 13, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Made an occlupanid shirt.

www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8494...
December 13, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Oh, hey, I’m up.
December 13, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Only a couple more hours and Dick Van Dyke gets to kill a guy with a sword. They let you kill a guy with a sword if you make it to 100 and you can physically swing the sword yourself. You're allowed to, legally. But you do have to swing it, you can't just stab the guy or fall on him with the sword.
December 13, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Wild to me that we don't hear Kelsey Grammer say "Oh good lord!" in this trailer. Does he not say it in the film? There is still time to make him say it in the film.
Not one of you MFers told me there was a Kelsey Grammer Olga Kurylenko HOT AIR BALLOON thriller. You have all failed me — all except @robert-emmet.bsky.social.
TURBULENCE Official Trailer (2025) Olga Kurylenko, Kelsey Grammer
YouTube video by FilmSelect
www.youtube.com
December 12, 2025 at 5:10 PM
In all the versions of Home Alone that are airing and streaming this year, they changed it so that Kevin uses AI to come up with a plan for defending his house from the Wet Bandits.
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Games...winning awards? That's wild. Good for them, though, I guess.
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Well, the spoilers must have been right, then. This is going to be XPN's #1 Cover Song Of All Time www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0d5...
Grateful Dead - "Dancing in the Streets" Terrapin Station (1977)
YouTube video by Genesis Boros
www.youtube.com
December 11, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Time Person of the Year: The Architects of AI
December 11, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Oh, yeah. Some weird people on here. You forget that sometimes.
December 9, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Jimmy Fallon: And does it taste good? I bet it's great.

CEO of Company That Made Lemonade That Kills You: I don't know Jimmy, it kills you when you drink it, so I haven't, you know, I haven't had it. Yet!

Jimmy Fallon: That's amazing, that's amazing. We have some if - if the audience wants to try?
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
December 9, 2025 at 1:07 AM
More than anything in the world right now I think I'd like to hear Daniel Day-Lewis, locked into his Daniel Plainview voice, saying "Scooby-Doo" and "Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed" while rallying to the defense of Matthew Lillard.

(Please note that I am 100% pro-Lillard.)
Daniel Day Lewis came out of Instagram retirement to show support for Paul Dano. King shit.
December 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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"You know, they still ain't put his ass in the Hall of Fame, padre, I don't know if you can do something about that. What? Oh, the whole Grinch thing?"
November 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Once I’ve watched a movie, I’ve beaten it. I know all of its secrets, it no longer has power over me. To watch it a second time, much less a sixth time?

No. No, never. I’ve already won.
December 8, 2025 at 12:36 AM