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Patrick Rapa
@classypatrick.bsky.social
of Philadelphia

(he/him)
Every year this two-day EDM fest comes to the Philly Convention Center and makes me wonder things.
[ ] Are these *all* real artists?
[ ] Is it a big deal? Who goes?
[ ] Is there a secret cult/wellness component?
[ ] The Convention Center?
[ ] Body marbling.
[ ] A rave at the Convention Center?
December 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
A tip about the tipster's car? Delicious.
December 19, 2025 at 5:22 PM
December 19, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Let's do an Upton Sinclair movie.
December 18, 2025 at 3:03 PM
We did a good semi-centennial.
December 16, 2025 at 10:44 PM
December 16, 2025 at 4:30 PM
we'll be singing
when we're winning
December 16, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Snow is a creep. Did all of this without making a sound.
December 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Reposted by Patrick Rapa
So a friend listening to Joey Sweeney on Sleepy Hollow this morning said that he said Fiona Apple’s Extraordinary Machine was a holiday song based on the sound, so I decided to pair it with Vera-Ellen’s dance in White Christmas and I think it checks out. Cut at 3 minutes due to Bluesky.
December 14, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Archival footage confirms Joan Jett plays guitar righty, but plays baseball lefty.
Joan Jett throwing gas??!!?!!
December 14, 2025 at 11:41 AM
This bank knows nothing about hockey. Nobody do banking with these dumb idiots.
December 14, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I always dream about a unified scene
December 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Made an occlupanid shirt.

www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8494...
December 13, 2025 at 1:34 PM
December 13, 2025 at 3:20 AM
They bayed.
December 13, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Still pretty proud of this piece I wrote in 2021. I wish I could make a living writing like I want to write.

www.phillymag.com/foobooz/2021...
Finding Comfort in the Discomfort of a Dive Bar
There’s something special about overlooking a gritty environment in the name of cheap drinks, good company and real-deal bartenders.
www.phillymag.com
December 12, 2025 at 1:56 PM
from The Master and Margarita by Mikhail Bulgakov
December 12, 2025 at 10:13 AM
GBV. GvsB. Stereolab. City Paper Fashion Show
December 12, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I don't know this word embordering.
I don't understand what Snow White's mom did.
December 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Pregnant people hate it when you say they have two skulls.
December 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
wooder has been jawned
December 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Benny Lava. Remember that?

The internet.
December 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Reposted by Patrick Rapa
TWO WEEKS until my 25-Hour Holiday Radio Show on WPRB.

I’ve collected the first half of the pieces that debuted during the 2024 marathon in one post for your enjoyment / inspiration.

This year's deadline for submissions is December 19th!

Don’t miss out!

keepingscoreathome.com?p=5867

#wprbxmas
December 10, 2025 at 2:26 PM
If destruction be our lot, we ourselves must be its author and finishers.
December 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM