Frankendarling
@futurehasbeen.bsky.social
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Sometimes journalist, sometimes jokester, full time Angeleño. He/him
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futurehasbeen.bsky.social
My new found footage project Sitcoms That Primetime Forgot, a forgotten sitcom intro mixtape is now on YouTube:

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Sitcoms That Primetime Forgot
YouTube video by Michael Darling
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futurehasbeen.bsky.social
Maybe his skull went on to play Yorick?
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paleofuture.bsky.social
When you had no idea the I've Had It podcast was going to ask real questions
Brad Pitt smiling while hiding in a close in the 2008 movie Burn After Reading
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priscillapage.bsky.social
scrolled by too fast and thought this was Jiminy Glick
futurehasbeen.bsky.social
Mods are asleep, post Whoopi Goldberg as an old white businessman in The Associate (1996).
futurehasbeen.bsky.social
I at least recognize the latter as semi-human; the language of assholes, bullies, and would be conquerors. The commercial-talk people feel like pod people.
futurehasbeen.bsky.social
Every AI booster talks about it like those people in those commercials where they won’t stop talking about the healthy benefits of Cheerios or some shit.

Just be goddamn normal!
futurehasbeen.bsky.social
No-prize if you can guess which future president has a cameo in this movie.
futurehasbeen.bsky.social
Mods are asleep, post Whoopi Goldberg as an old white businessman in The Associate (1996).
futurehasbeen.bsky.social
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck, it just hit me that Huell Howser was a cis drag king.

bsky.app/profile/maxr...
maxrebosroadie.bsky.social
the Huell Howser baton must be passed
futurehasbeen.bsky.social
Openly Gay Huell Howser would be too powerful.
futurehasbeen.bsky.social
We need a PBS series where a drag queen tours different factories around the country and shows how things get made.
futurehasbeen.bsky.social
To be fair, you’re right to.
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lebassett.bsky.social
Had an affair with her source and all she got was a book deal, a cushy Vanity Fair editing gig and a year off. Real tough to be “exiled” these days
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fiveburger.bsky.social
feel like we should wait until the season starts?
andytobo.bsky.social
I AM really struggling with how little NBA talk there is on here and I'm tired of pretending I'm not. Ratio me, it's a badge of honor.
futurehasbeen.bsky.social
Oh, you say that about everything.
futurehasbeen.bsky.social
It is 2018 and Hollywood is making a Stephen King shared universe tv series starring Bill Skarsgård.

It is 2025 and Hollywood is making a Stephen King shared universe tv series starring Bill Skarsgård.
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andrewcyberkop.bsky.social
If you buy an NFT of a stock in OpenAI you should have to wear a big bell like a goat for the rest of your life.
marklemley.bsky.social
The crash is going to be brutal when it comes.

Robinhood says "it might offer "tokenized" equity in OpenAI. By "tokenized," Business Insider reports, Robinhood means "blockchain-enabled representations of securities like stocks." In reality, they have no connection to OpenAI equity whatsoever."
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nasboat.org
anytime I see Dr. Phil I just think of the Bumfights guy on his show
Bumfights guy dressed as Dr. Phil on Dr. Phil
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futurehasbeen.bsky.social
Well, it's not quite a mop, it's not quite a puppet, but man...

[laughs hysterically]

So to answer your question, I don't know.
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ramiismail.com
Hey look, Israel broke the cease-fire, twice, in two different ways, within 24 hours - again.
mondoweiss.net
NEW: Israel informed the UN it will permit only 300 aid trucks into Gaza daily, not the 600 mandated by the ceasefire it just signed.