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Frankendarling
@futurehasbeen.bsky.social
Sometimes journalist, sometimes jokester, full time Angeleño. He/him
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My new found footage project Sitcoms That Primetime Forgot, a forgotten sitcom intro mixtape is now on YouTube:

youtu.be/UhNBaxBOtcU?...
Sitcoms That Primetime Forgot
YouTube video by Michael Darling
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Yes
did David Lynch ever find that highway
December 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Wake Up Dead Man! Let’s get Brolin in the Supporting Actor convo.
December 1, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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I have refined
The uranium
That was in
The centrifuge

And which
You were probably
Saving
For power generation

Forgive me
It was so powerful
I am
Become death
this is quite the detail
November 30, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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incredibly funny how people will be like "did you see that the census bureau posted a nazi dogwhistle? their last post was 14 words long. and the value of the characters added up to 88" and then the post was "adolf hitler was very very very very very very very very very very good"
December 1, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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He would be guaranteed to say some shit like "I will give you a million dollars to crush this small flower and thus harm the interconnected web of life on the planet" and it would be five straight hours of existential despair
I've done mushrooms several times and I feel strongly that doing them around Mr Beast would be an extremely bad time
December 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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yes
next question
November 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
You ever think anyone at the Jedi Temple saw Baby Yoda hanging around and then looked at Yoda with a little side eye?
December 1, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Incredible, hyperlocalized things are happening on Mr. Submarine's YouTube channel. (The thumbnail makes it look like the original Eagleman commercial, but it's so much more.)
It must be Eagleman
YouTube video by Mr. Submarine
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November 30, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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The bot farm has been activated in defense of Lane Kiffin
November 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Strong floor, no ceiling describes sleeping on the sidewalk.
November 30, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Very easily. Every person in there is miserable and doing an impression of what they think is a cool and self-actualized person looks like. It must feel like being surrounded by ghosts
How is any of this real
November 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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I miss Philip Seymour Hoffman every day.
November 30, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Interesting
November 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Perfect natural experiment. If Biden and Congress had treated the Jan 6th insurrection like the treason it was and jailed the people behind it, Trump’s power would have shriveled on the vine.
"Mussolini once said that he didn’t create fascism – he extracted it from the Italians’ unconscious. And I think it’s the same thing with Bolsonarismo. Bolsonaro dies, but these radical ideas and ideology are here to stay." www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
‘Foam that’s washed away’: support dissolves as Bolsonaro starts 27-year jail term
Brazil shows little sign of feared rightwing rebellion, with only a few die-hards protesting outside prison
www.theguardian.com
November 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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“Strong floor, no ceiling” that’s a patio bro you’re talking about a patio
November 30, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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bums me out kinda bad that all the cool life-saving shit ai was always supposed to do, working through immense amounts of data incredibly fast to tailored ends, has to have a disclaimer slapped on it like "no not the plagiarism machine that urges you to commit suicide" now
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 1d
Meteorologists are surprised that the weather model that did the best job forecasting hurricanes this year was a new one, introduced by Google. AI may be the beginning of a new era of forecasting. n.pr/49MFa1M
As the 2025 Atlantic hurricane season ends, the future of forecasting is AI
Meteorologists are surprised that the weather model that did the best job forecasting hurricanes this year was a new one, introduced by Google. AI may be the beginning of a new era of forecasting.
n.pr
November 30, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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About to bring to life the most fucked up snowman of all time
November 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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No value, no villain, no vision. Sounds like the tagline for the earnings call of a collapsing appliance retailer
November 30, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Weirdly, this is all part of a 50-year-long plan to get their parents back together
The identical twin brother of MAGA Texas Rep. Troy Nehls is hoping to replace his brother in Congress after Nehls announced his retirement on Saturday.
MAGA Rep. Tries to Hand Seat to Literally Identical Successor
Trever Nehls is hoping to replace his brother, Texas Rep. Troy Nehls, in Congress.
trib.al
November 30, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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"a man calling himself 'beast' is bribing men and women to participate in unholy games" you would tell that to any arbitrary person in europe for centuries and they would not need any further convincing to say it was the doing of the Adversary
November 30, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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shareholders
November 30, 2025 at 3:50 AM