Frankendarling
@futurehasbeen.bsky.social
Sometimes journalist, sometimes jokester, full time Angeleño. He/him
The best American flag is the battle flag of Tecumseh Sherman’s 23rd Corps, made from the tattered remains of Confederate banners.
November 29, 2025 at 9:03 PM
The best American flag is the battle flag of Tecumseh Sherman’s 23rd Corps, made from the tattered remains of Confederate banners.
Meanwhile Neil Diamond was like “I’m gonna style on all you suckers.”
November 28, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Meanwhile Neil Diamond was like “I’m gonna style on all you suckers.”
I’ve been visited by A Joke Understander.
November 26, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I’ve been visited by A Joke Understander.
Ho! Ho! Ho! Hitler shouldn’t have put a chimney in his bunker!
November 26, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Ho! Ho! Ho! Hitler shouldn’t have put a chimney in his bunker!
No shame to OP, but the dumb Return of Skywalker Fortnite stunt took nothing away from the (bad) film. The event was a 30 second clip of Palpatine talking, a thing covered in the opening crawl.
Us treating it as a key plot point gives too much credit to a marketing stunt.
Us treating it as a key plot point gives too much credit to a marketing stunt.
November 22, 2025 at 6:18 AM
No shame to OP, but the dumb Return of Skywalker Fortnite stunt took nothing away from the (bad) film. The event was a 30 second clip of Palpatine talking, a thing covered in the opening crawl.
Us treating it as a key plot point gives too much credit to a marketing stunt.
Us treating it as a key plot point gives too much credit to a marketing stunt.
“Your holiness, please accept this symbolic representation of our nation’s unending gun violence.”
November 21, 2025 at 11:27 PM
“Your holiness, please accept this symbolic representation of our nation’s unending gun violence.”
New Bluesky app icon has depth instead of flat like all the other tech logos. Vibe shift incoming.
November 20, 2025 at 9:18 PM
New Bluesky app icon has depth instead of flat like all the other tech logos. Vibe shift incoming.
Back in my day, if you wanted to be taught about knife play by a bear named “Kumma” you had to wait until the Folsom Street Fair.
November 20, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Back in my day, if you wanted to be taught about knife play by a bear named “Kumma” you had to wait until the Folsom Street Fair.
Weird film career crossover:
Blair Brown, lead actress of Ken Russell’s Altered States (1980) later had a recurring roll as a Martha Stewart type on Orange Is The New Black (2015-2019).
Blair Brown, lead actress of Ken Russell’s Altered States (1980) later had a recurring roll as a Martha Stewart type on Orange Is The New Black (2015-2019).
November 19, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Weird film career crossover:
Blair Brown, lead actress of Ken Russell’s Altered States (1980) later had a recurring roll as a Martha Stewart type on Orange Is The New Black (2015-2019).
Blair Brown, lead actress of Ken Russell’s Altered States (1980) later had a recurring roll as a Martha Stewart type on Orange Is The New Black (2015-2019).
Which of these two onetime label mates did the “we’ve dropped our iconic look” thing worse?
November 19, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Which of these two onetime label mates did the “we’ve dropped our iconic look” thing worse?
There’s a moment in Death By Lightning that is the spiritual sequel to this icon tv moment.
November 18, 2025 at 4:32 AM
There’s a moment in Death By Lightning that is the spiritual sequel to this icon tv moment.
What an incredibly normal guy.
November 16, 2025 at 7:39 PM
What an incredibly normal guy.
I need help reacting to something.
November 15, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I need help reacting to something.