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Frankendarling
@futurehasbeen.bsky.social
Sometimes journalist, sometimes jokester, full time Angeleño. He/him
The best American flag is the battle flag of Tecumseh Sherman’s 23rd Corps, made from the tattered remains of Confederate banners.
November 29, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Meanwhile Neil Diamond was like “I’m gonna style on all you suckers.”
November 28, 2025 at 6:08 AM
November 27, 2025 at 5:03 AM
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I’ve been visited by A Joke Understander.
November 26, 2025 at 7:03 PM
November 26, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Ho! Ho! Ho! Hitler shouldn’t have put a chimney in his bunker!
November 26, 2025 at 1:01 AM
November 24, 2025 at 1:40 AM
November 23, 2025 at 7:04 AM
November 22, 2025 at 6:29 AM
No shame to OP, but the dumb Return of Skywalker Fortnite stunt took nothing away from the (bad) film. The event was a 30 second clip of Palpatine talking, a thing covered in the opening crawl.

Us treating it as a key plot point gives too much credit to a marketing stunt.
November 22, 2025 at 6:18 AM
November 22, 2025 at 4:25 AM
November 22, 2025 at 2:21 AM
“Your holiness, please accept this symbolic representation of our nation’s unending gun violence.”
November 21, 2025 at 11:27 PM
November 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
New Bluesky app icon has depth instead of flat like all the other tech logos. Vibe shift incoming.
November 20, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Back in my day, if you wanted to be taught about knife play by a bear named “Kumma” you had to wait until the Folsom Street Fair.
November 20, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Weird film career crossover:

Blair Brown, lead actress of Ken Russell’s Altered States (1980) later had a recurring roll as a Martha Stewart type on Orange Is The New Black (2015-2019).
November 19, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Which of these two onetime label mates did the “we’ve dropped our iconic look” thing worse?
November 19, 2025 at 3:08 AM
November 18, 2025 at 8:05 PM
There’s a moment in Death By Lightning that is the spiritual sequel to this icon tv moment.
November 18, 2025 at 4:32 AM
What an incredibly normal guy.
November 16, 2025 at 7:39 PM
November 16, 2025 at 3:17 AM
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I need help reacting to something.
November 15, 2025 at 12:04 AM