Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson
@fartsjohnson.bsky.social
He/They
Twin Peaks/Cheers/Star Trek
Pink Floyd/Prince/The Cure
TRON/Evil Dead/Ghostbusters
Dogs/Cats
Very Southern
Secretly Goth
Purposefully Annoying
Sometimes Funny
My real name is Trevor
Disabled/Chronic Illness
I'm 39
Be Kind to Each Other
Twin Peaks/Cheers/Star Trek
Pink Floyd/Prince/The Cure
TRON/Evil Dead/Ghostbusters
Dogs/Cats
Very Southern
Secretly Goth
Purposefully Annoying
Sometimes Funny
My real name is Trevor
Disabled/Chronic Illness
I'm 39
Be Kind to Each Other
Pinned
THE STORY OF FARTS JOHNSON,
AND
A FALL AT A PARTY
AND
A FALL AT A PARTY
oh my goodness
Corbin 🐕🦺
Young male Catahoula Leopard Dog mix
Adoptable from Tehama County Department of Animal Services (Red Bluff, CA)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/corbin-79726491/ca/red-bluff/tehama-county-department-of-animal-services-ca255/
Young male Catahoula Leopard Dog mix
Adoptable from Tehama County Department of Animal Services (Red Bluff, CA)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/corbin-79726491/ca/red-bluff/tehama-county-department-of-animal-services-ca255/
November 30, 2025 at 3:31 AM
oh my goodness
that's me
November 30, 2025 at 3:30 AM
that's me
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IN WHICH
FARTS JOHNSON
DOES SOMETHING HE WILL LIKELY REGRET
FARTS JOHNSON
DOES SOMETHING HE WILL LIKELY REGRET
November 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
IN WHICH
FARTS JOHNSON
DOES SOMETHING HE WILL LIKELY REGRET
FARTS JOHNSON
DOES SOMETHING HE WILL LIKELY REGRET
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there he is
there's my big boy
there's my big boy
November 30, 2025 at 3:05 AM
there he is
there's my big boy
there's my big boy
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Finally, a fandom wiki w/ a comprehensive manure entry. No more will its sacred lore be locked away from the public in esoteric archives
November 30, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Finally, a fandom wiki w/ a comprehensive manure entry. No more will its sacred lore be locked away from the public in esoteric archives
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"I keep thinking that evil would like nothing better than to have us feel awful about who we are."
November 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
"I keep thinking that evil would like nothing better than to have us feel awful about who we are."
well
yeah
yeah
November 30, 2025 at 2:25 AM
well
yeah
yeah
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Everyone stop, this is important
July 7, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Everyone stop, this is important
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The Androids of Tara - Doctor Who - Full Episode - (1978) - starring Tom Baker and Mary Tamm as Romana - Key to Time youtu.be/-5hH-6BmYTs?...
The Androids of Tara | The Key to Time | FULL EPISODES | Season 16 | Doctor Who: Classic
YouTube video by Doctor Who: Classic | FULL EPISODES
youtu.be
November 29, 2025 at 9:51 PM
The Androids of Tara - Doctor Who - Full Episode - (1978) - starring Tom Baker and Mary Tamm as Romana - Key to Time youtu.be/-5hH-6BmYTs?...
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The world at large should appreciate the artistry of Russell Mulcahy more. The man underpromised and overdelivered when it came to his genre flicks and I am damned grateful for it.
November 30, 2025 at 2:09 AM
The world at large should appreciate the artistry of Russell Mulcahy more. The man underpromised and overdelivered when it came to his genre flicks and I am damned grateful for it.
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He said to my wife, “I’m never letting her be on top again.”
November 30, 2025 at 2:03 AM
He said to my wife, “I’m never letting her be on top again.”
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I'm not joking when I say this:
I think I'm related to this guy
I think I'm related to this guy
There was a show called “Sex Sent Me to the ER” and the first episode had a guy who literally broke his penis and the first thing he says is “I’m in a Rockabilly band” and as soon as he said that I was like well yes of course
November 30, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I'm not joking when I say this:
I think I'm related to this guy
I think I'm related to this guy
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Colombo “So Reacher is supposed to be 6’5 and 300+ pounds of muscle?”
Writer “Right?”
Colombo “Yet this random corner store has a shirt and pants that fit him perfectly?”
Writer *starts to sweat*
Writer “Right?”
Colombo “Yet this random corner store has a shirt and pants that fit him perfectly?”
Writer *starts to sweat*
a man in a suit and tie is smoking a cigarette while sitting at a table .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smoking a cigarette while sitting at a table .
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Colombo “So Reacher is supposed to be 6’5 and 300+ pounds of muscle?”
Writer “Right?”
Colombo “Yet this random corner store has a shirt and pants that fit him perfectly?”
Writer *starts to sweat*
Writer “Right?”
Colombo “Yet this random corner store has a shirt and pants that fit him perfectly?”
Writer *starts to sweat*
The Dingus Twins
November 30, 2025 at 1:19 AM
The Dingus Twins
oh god he's finally gonna beat my ass for all the shit i talk
November 30, 2025 at 1:05 AM
oh god he's finally gonna beat my ass for all the shit i talk
dad??
November 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
dad??
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If someone hits him with sugar next they’ll have cookies by the end of the week
France’s far-right leader hit by egg, days after flour attack
French far-right leader hit on the head with an egg
Jordan Bardella, leader of France’s far-right National Rally party, was hit on the head with an egg Saturday, just days after another incident in which a protester threw flour at him.
www.ctvnews.ca
November 30, 2025 at 12:40 AM
If someone hits him with sugar next they’ll have cookies by the end of the week
me and @jamesleech.bsky.social have a new way of signing off to each other now. One of us says, "Antidisestablishmentarianism" and the other responds "Antidisestablishmentarianism to you as well."
We're very cultured and intelligent.
wait, it means what??
We're very cultured and intelligent.
wait, it means what??
November 30, 2025 at 12:41 AM
me and @jamesleech.bsky.social have a new way of signing off to each other now. One of us says, "Antidisestablishmentarianism" and the other responds "Antidisestablishmentarianism to you as well."
We're very cultured and intelligent.
wait, it means what??
We're very cultured and intelligent.
wait, it means what??
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November 28, 2025 at 5:11 PM