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Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson

@fartsjohnson.bsky.social

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Most things I say are jokes I'm Farts Johnson Twin Peaks/Cheers/Star Trek/MASH/Dr Who/Community Pink Floyd/Prince/Rush/The Cure/Funkadelic/Gorillaz TRON/MST3K/Garfield Dogs/Cats Southern as Fuck I'm 39

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Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson @fartsjohnson.bsky.social · Feb 2

bunch of rednecks sitting around a bonfire on a very clearly cold night. the one sitting on the back steps, he spits and says "Dracula, huh?"

everyone nods and mumbles in agreement

the dude still sitting in his truck says, "We gotta go get that mother fucker"

in this seven-film pitch, I will

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Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson @fartsjohnson.bsky.social · 44m

this checks out

Pink Floyd Hourly @pink-floyd.bsky.social · 3d

Is there anybody out there?

Is There Anybody Out There? - The Wall

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Adoptable Dogs @adoptabledogs.bsky.social · 50m

Alex 🐶
Baby male Boxer mix
Adoptable from Humane Society of Macomb (Utica, MI)

https://www.petfinder.com/dog/alex-78771829/mi/utica/humane-society-of-macomb-mi979/

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Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson @fartsjohnson.bsky.social · 57m

Somehow, 8 *was* actually Half-Human, and only 8. None of the other Doctors (aside from the Meta-Crisis one, of course).

Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 14h

Tell me your most unhinged Doctor Who opinion. I mean, if you’re a fan, they’re likely all unhinged anyway.

Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson @fartsjohnson.bsky.social · 1h

awww, tell Tilly I love her

Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson @fartsjohnson.bsky.social · 9h

I love black and tan pups

Adoptable Dogs @adoptabledogs.bsky.social · 9h

Nine 🐕
Baby male Rottweiler mix
Adoptable from City of Los Angeles East Valley Animal Shelter (Van Nuys, CA)

https://www.petfinder.com/dog/nine-78768768/ca/van-nuys/city-of-los-angeles-east-valley-animal-shelter-ca767/

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Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson @fartsjohnson.bsky.social · 9h

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The Eyebright Bugler

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Arthur Wyatt with a twig tied onto him with rough twine @arthurwyatt.bsky.social · 10h

The paws.

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M, sometimes called Chu @ms518.bsky.social · 10h

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M, sometimes called Chu @ms518.bsky.social · 10h

“Body massage.”

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Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson @fartsjohnson.bsky.social · 1d

I wonder if there's a whole series of MY SIDE PIECE thriller films.

poster for MY SIDE PIECE: FULL BODY MASSAGE

Movie Description: When her husband's empire fails, an author finds he and her beat friend are plotting her murder. She must write her own ending to survive

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Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson @fartsjohnson.bsky.social · 15h

Oh God. He found me.

Spitfire the gray and white kitty climbing up the arm of my chair

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Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson @fartsjohnson.bsky.social · 15h

I don't remember getting a picture with Bruce when I met him.

Bruce Campbell and Mick Foley the wrestler, who looks a lot like Farts Johnson

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Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson @fartsjohnson.bsky.social · 11h

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I Love You

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Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson @fartsjohnson.bsky.social · 11h

Macon is fucking crazy. I let two of our pups out for all of 30 seconds and heard them started barking hysterically. Some motherfucker was outside our fence, bent over, barking and growling at them. I got out there and said "HEY MOTHERFUCKER" and he took off down the road. Pissed me off.