Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson
@fartsjohnson.bsky.social
He/They
Twin Peaks/Cheers/Star Trek
Pink Floyd/Prince/The Cure
TRON/Evil Dead/Ghostbusters
Dogs/Cats
Very Southern
Secretly Goth
Purposefully Annoying
Sometimes Funny
My real name is Trevor
Disabled/Chronic Illness
I'm 39
Be Kind to Each Other
Twin Peaks/Cheers/Star Trek
Pink Floyd/Prince/The Cure
TRON/Evil Dead/Ghostbusters
Dogs/Cats
Very Southern
Secretly Goth
Purposefully Annoying
Sometimes Funny
My real name is Trevor
Disabled/Chronic Illness
I'm 39
Be Kind to Each Other
Pinned
THE STORY OF FARTS JOHNSON,
AND
A FALL AT A PARTY
AND
A FALL AT A PARTY
shit, did i eat yesterday?
November 23, 2025 at 9:03 AM
shit, did i eat yesterday?
I wonder if Mojo Nixon would be proud of me
November 23, 2025 at 8:57 AM
I wonder if Mojo Nixon would be proud of me
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Second Base.
November 23, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Second Base.
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weird bookish nerd to powerful wizard
November 23, 2025 at 8:46 AM
weird bookish nerd to powerful wizard
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well well well
looks like our old pal @jamesleech.bsky.social has been using fake pictures to trick us all this whole damned time
looks like our old pal @jamesleech.bsky.social has been using fake pictures to trick us all this whole damned time
November 22, 2025 at 10:51 PM
well well well
looks like our old pal @jamesleech.bsky.social has been using fake pictures to trick us all this whole damned time
looks like our old pal @jamesleech.bsky.social has been using fake pictures to trick us all this whole damned time
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Me five years ago vs today. Never mind the weight change, look how much grayer I've gotten. lol. Hell yeah, I legit love going gray
November 22, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Me five years ago vs today. Never mind the weight change, look how much grayer I've gotten. lol. Hell yeah, I legit love going gray
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The funny thing is, I look crazier than I ever have (with the insane hair, and clothes that are now way too big on me due to the sudden weight loss), but I'm actually calmer and saner than ever because I'm finally on The Right Meds. It's a good combo, I think.
November 22, 2025 at 11:37 PM
The funny thing is, I look crazier than I ever have (with the insane hair, and clothes that are now way too big on me due to the sudden weight loss), but I'm actually calmer and saner than ever because I'm finally on The Right Meds. It's a good combo, I think.
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without downloading new pics what is it like dating you?
November 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
without downloading new pics what is it like dating you?
this is where i post from
November 23, 2025 at 8:43 AM
this is where i post from
oh my GOODNESS
Max 🐕
Young male Chihuahua mix
Adoptable from Semper Fi Legacy Rescue (Ball Ground, GA)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/max-79593948/ga/ball-ground/semper-fi-legacy-rescue-ga1079/
Young male Chihuahua mix
Adoptable from Semper Fi Legacy Rescue (Ball Ground, GA)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/max-79593948/ga/ball-ground/semper-fi-legacy-rescue-ga1079/
November 23, 2025 at 8:37 AM
oh my GOODNESS
Yo, Star Trek: The Original Series is like $32 on Amazon right now, blu-ray. Get that shit, y'all. Hang out with Spock for a while
November 23, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Yo, Star Trek: The Original Series is like $32 on Amazon right now, blu-ray. Get that shit, y'all. Hang out with Spock for a while
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who in the hell is Doctor What?
November 23, 2025 at 8:28 AM
who in the hell is Doctor What?
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If I could play the saxophone, I'd enter every room playing the solo from Gerry Rafferty's "Baker Street."
September 27, 2024 at 6:14 PM
If I could play the saxophone, I'd enter every room playing the solo from Gerry Rafferty's "Baker Street."
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Danny DeVito as Doctor Who
November 23, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Danny DeVito as Doctor Who
Ralph got me up so he could run up and point at the cats, letting me know that they were sleeping in the same spot where they always sleep.
He just wants to keep me informed.
He just wants to keep me informed.
November 23, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Ralph got me up so he could run up and point at the cats, letting me know that they were sleeping in the same spot where they always sleep.
He just wants to keep me informed.
He just wants to keep me informed.
what in the hell is "Doctor Who??"
November 23, 2025 at 8:18 AM
what in the hell is "Doctor Who??"
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Garfield is Gen Z coded because he hates sex scenes
November 23, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Garfield is Gen Z coded because he hates sex scenes
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Happy anniversary to the Max Headroom incident, the greatest example of signal hijacking.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...
November 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Happy anniversary to the Max Headroom incident, the greatest example of signal hijacking.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
well, adding this joke to my repertoire
when i got my job making the menus for an indian restaurant they made me sign a naan disclosure agreement
November 23, 2025 at 8:12 AM
well, adding this joke to my repertoire
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Farts Johnson Of The Haverlock County Johnsons
November 23, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Farts Johnson Of The Haverlock County Johnsons
It's me,
Farts Johnson
You know, from the Internet
Farts Johnson
You know, from the Internet
November 23, 2025 at 8:09 AM
It's me,
Farts Johnson
You know, from the Internet
Farts Johnson
You know, from the Internet
god i would eat literally millions of these
Denny's Bilbo's Breakfast Feast (2013-2014): Part of the promotional menu for "The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug", this platter featured honeycake French toast slices drizzled in honey, a massive sausage, hash browns, and eggs scrambled with cheddar, spinach and mushrooms
November 23, 2025 at 1:39 AM
god i would eat literally millions of these
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A very good boy! 🐾🐕😍
An amazing c. 3,400 year-old ancient Egyptian dog carved from ivory. This leaping dog opens and closes its mouth as if barking by using a lever below its chest.
The Met 📷 by me
#Archaeology
An amazing c. 3,400 year-old ancient Egyptian dog carved from ivory. This leaping dog opens and closes its mouth as if barking by using a lever below its chest.
The Met 📷 by me
#Archaeology
November 22, 2025 at 9:37 AM
A very good boy! 🐾🐕😍
An amazing c. 3,400 year-old ancient Egyptian dog carved from ivory. This leaping dog opens and closes its mouth as if barking by using a lever below its chest.
The Met 📷 by me
#Archaeology
An amazing c. 3,400 year-old ancient Egyptian dog carved from ivory. This leaping dog opens and closes its mouth as if barking by using a lever below its chest.
The Met 📷 by me
#Archaeology
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Wow, what a crazy poem.
November 23, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Wow, what a crazy poem.