Filbi (they/them)
@filbi.bsky.social
hi im filbi they/them
award-winning author of "Jetpack Jimmy Goes to the Moisture Fair: A Play in Seventeen Acts" (Gollancz 2009)
friend of Eggbug
award-winning author of "Jetpack Jimmy Goes to the Moisture Fair: A Play in Seventeen Acts" (Gollancz 2009)
friend of Eggbug
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Filbi (they/them)
@filbi.bsky.social
· Aug 24
we all know that Jetpack Jimmy went to the Moisture Fair, but I never told y'all if he came back
maybe I never will
maybe I never will
who up tapping they mountains for 1 red mana
December 10, 2025 at 5:15 AM
who up tapping they mountains for 1 red mana
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No one deserves to begin life with such suffering.When you see ababy so vulnerable,you realize that compassion isn't achoice,its a duty This family lacks even basic necessities life,so let's send them our warmth tohelp them survive this genocide that permeates daily lives
tinyurl.com/save-my-baby...
tinyurl.com/save-my-baby...
December 9, 2025 at 6:27 PM
No one deserves to begin life with such suffering.When you see ababy so vulnerable,you realize that compassion isn't achoice,its a duty This family lacks even basic necessities life,so let's send them our warmth tohelp them survive this genocide that permeates daily lives
tinyurl.com/save-my-baby...
tinyurl.com/save-my-baby...
shout out to gay hoplites, all my homies love gay hoplites
December 9, 2025 at 11:52 PM
shout out to gay hoplites, all my homies love gay hoplites
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Have you heard of.... Bubo?
December 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Have you heard of.... Bubo?
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Freedom of the Press is irrelevant if fascist billionaires control all of our media.
If Paramount is allowed to take over Warner Bros. Discovery, the conservative billionaire Ellison family will control:
Paramount Studios
CBS
CNN
MTV
HBO
Comedy Central
Nickelodeon
Cartoon Network
Warner Bros.
DC Studios
Fandango
New Line Cinema
TNT Sports
TBS
Oracle
And more.
Paramount Studios
CBS
CNN
MTV
HBO
Comedy Central
Nickelodeon
Cartoon Network
Warner Bros.
DC Studios
Fandango
New Line Cinema
TNT Sports
TBS
Oracle
And more.
December 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Freedom of the Press is irrelevant if fascist billionaires control all of our media.
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in all seriousness there’s a fun variation of chess called bughouse where if you capture a piece on your board you hand it to your teammate and they can place it on their board it’s insane and fun sorry this is my chess post for the day
![Comic. [Three chess games next to each other. There is a diagonal yellow grid highlight from the pawn in the top left corner of the third chessboard to the bottom of the middle chessboard where there’s a clear path. The player positioned near that bottom section has moved to look at the third chessboard.] [caption] It doesn’t happen often because it requires micrometer precision, but if two chess boards are *perfectly* aligned, it’s actually legal to move pieces between them.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreibsc2od6ic3qzpnfiyukzbflxuqltumikiofxptnhkojaob4uaui4@jpeg)
December 9, 2025 at 9:29 PM
in all seriousness there’s a fun variation of chess called bughouse where if you capture a piece on your board you hand it to your teammate and they can place it on their board it’s insane and fun sorry this is my chess post for the day
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One cheese omelet, a blueberry waffle, and all your hashbrowns, please #PercyJackson
December 9, 2025 at 12:29 AM
One cheese omelet, a blueberry waffle, and all your hashbrowns, please #PercyJackson
"whatever you gentleman think is right"
i think about this preview screenshot of caius cosades' face on the Morrowind Enhanced Textures nexusmod page far too often. i've never used the mod because most attempts to upscale textures meant for low poly or lord forbid billboard sprites are a fucking travesty. anyway here you go.
December 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
"whatever you gentleman think is right"
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I've been doing info material for the shingles vaccine during my day job
YOU DO NOT WANT SHINGLES. GET THAT VACCINE IF YOU'RE ELIGIBLE.
YOU DO NOT WANT SHINGLES. GET THAT VACCINE IF YOU'RE ELIGIBLE.
PSA: if anyone in your life is trying to dissuade you from getting the shingles shot, you should probably assume that person hates you, and wants you to suffer. There is literally no other explanation.
Shingles hurts worse than childbirth. Worse than knee surgery. Worst pain of my life.
Shingles hurts worse than childbirth. Worse than knee surgery. Worst pain of my life.
I am baffled by this because I have had so many friends with shingles and NONE of them made it sound fun. Not one. A vaccine that made me absolutely miserable for 48 hours would still be a huge improvement over the mildest case of shingles I've heard of. (Also it made me tired for 1 day.)
December 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I've been doing info material for the shingles vaccine during my day job
YOU DO NOT WANT SHINGLES. GET THAT VACCINE IF YOU'RE ELIGIBLE.
YOU DO NOT WANT SHINGLES. GET THAT VACCINE IF YOU'RE ELIGIBLE.
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Again with tech that sells itself as a magic finger snap
Genuinely funny that the agencies behind two different poorly-received AI-generated corporate ad campaigns *in the last six weeks* have both responded to criticism by saying "Hey we worked really hard on this!" Insane way for a professional studio to communicate, "Sure you hated it but we TRIED!"
December 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Again with tech that sells itself as a magic finger snap
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Jimmy Fallon: And you say you have a bridge to sell?
Guest: That's right. The Brooklyn Bridge.
Audience: *halfhearted claps*
Fallon (nodding at the audience): It's a famous bridge.
Fallon (turning back to guest): That's amazing! Wow!
Guest: That's right. The Brooklyn Bridge.
Audience: *halfhearted claps*
Fallon (nodding at the audience): It's a famous bridge.
Fallon (turning back to guest): That's amazing! Wow!
December 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Jimmy Fallon: And you say you have a bridge to sell?
Guest: That's right. The Brooklyn Bridge.
Audience: *halfhearted claps*
Fallon (nodding at the audience): It's a famous bridge.
Fallon (turning back to guest): That's amazing! Wow!
Guest: That's right. The Brooklyn Bridge.
Audience: *halfhearted claps*
Fallon (nodding at the audience): It's a famous bridge.
Fallon (turning back to guest): That's amazing! Wow!
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Prosecutors are just cops in better suits.
Months after a judge tossed out his 1998 murder conviction, Jimmie Duncan is free on bail.
But prosecutors have asked the Louisiana Supreme Court to reinstate the death penalty for Duncan, even as the victim’s mother has come to support his release.
With @veritenews.org
But prosecutors have asked the Louisiana Supreme Court to reinstate the death penalty for Duncan, even as the victim’s mother has come to support his release.
With @veritenews.org
A Death Row Inmate Was Released on Bail After His Conviction Was Overturned. Louisiana Still Wants to Execute Him.
Months after a judge tossed out his 1998 murder conviction, Jimmie Duncan is free on bail. But prosecutors have asked the Louisiana Supreme Court to reinstate the death penalty for Duncan, even as the...
www.propublica.org
December 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Prosecutors are just cops in better suits.
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Draw your kinks y’all.
Your dirty, nasty kinks that so called normal society will look down on you for.
Because it doesn’t matter. Because drawing any porn is distasteful to them. You could draw the most basic missionary crap and they’ll still want to hang you.
Be free. Be a lil weird. Be loved.
Your dirty, nasty kinks that so called normal society will look down on you for.
Because it doesn’t matter. Because drawing any porn is distasteful to them. You could draw the most basic missionary crap and they’ll still want to hang you.
Be free. Be a lil weird. Be loved.
December 8, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Draw your kinks y’all.
Your dirty, nasty kinks that so called normal society will look down on you for.
Because it doesn’t matter. Because drawing any porn is distasteful to them. You could draw the most basic missionary crap and they’ll still want to hang you.
Be free. Be a lil weird. Be loved.
Your dirty, nasty kinks that so called normal society will look down on you for.
Because it doesn’t matter. Because drawing any porn is distasteful to them. You could draw the most basic missionary crap and they’ll still want to hang you.
Be free. Be a lil weird. Be loved.
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Quote reblog with your starry art ✨
December 8, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Quote reblog with your starry art ✨
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December 9, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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I was visited by three spirits last night.
The first, peppermint schnapps, showed me an image of Christmas past, when I made the mistake of imbibing peppermint schnapps.
The second, cachaça, showed me an image of what I'll be drinking on the 25th.
The third, mead, showed me the future.
Ow.
The first, peppermint schnapps, showed me an image of Christmas past, when I made the mistake of imbibing peppermint schnapps.
The second, cachaça, showed me an image of what I'll be drinking on the 25th.
The third, mead, showed me the future.
Ow.
December 9, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I was visited by three spirits last night.
The first, peppermint schnapps, showed me an image of Christmas past, when I made the mistake of imbibing peppermint schnapps.
The second, cachaça, showed me an image of what I'll be drinking on the 25th.
The third, mead, showed me the future.
Ow.
The first, peppermint schnapps, showed me an image of Christmas past, when I made the mistake of imbibing peppermint schnapps.
The second, cachaça, showed me an image of what I'll be drinking on the 25th.
The third, mead, showed me the future.
Ow.
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Our Dumb Century was dreadfully significant in the development of my sense of humor, there are too many great gags to name but starting off the most significant event of the 20th century with a typesetting joke is peak
December 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Our Dumb Century was dreadfully significant in the development of my sense of humor, there are too many great gags to name but starting off the most significant event of the 20th century with a typesetting joke is peak
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You will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 5:17 AM
You will be visited by three spirits
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“If it goes away when you take your meds it’s probably not a character flaw” is something I have to tell myself often.
December 7, 2025 at 3:25 PM
“If it goes away when you take your meds it’s probably not a character flaw” is something I have to tell myself often.
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If we want peace, we'll need to foster international grassroots resistance to all forms of state aggression—opposing Trump's strikes on fishing boats, the genocide in Palestine, the genocide in Sudan, Putin's land grab in Ukraine, and the state itself as an institution.
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Calls for Hegseth's resignation are bullshit; he gotta face charges for murder. In fact, the entire state should be dismantled.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Pressure grows on ‘reckless’ Hegseth as twin scandals engulf Pentagon chief
Defense secretary defiant but allegations of war crimes and blistering watchdog report increase calls for him to go
www.theguardian.com
December 8, 2025 at 6:23 AM
If we want peace, we'll need to foster international grassroots resistance to all forms of state aggression—opposing Trump's strikes on fishing boats, the genocide in Palestine, the genocide in Sudan, Putin's land grab in Ukraine, and the state itself as an institution.
bsky.app/profile/161b...
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