Beta Ray Ben
@betarayben.bsky.social
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Short fiction writer. Queer in his bones (menacing), not always safe for work. Nerd trash who reads too many (but not enough) comic books. White settler Canadian living on lək̓ʷəŋən territory (Victoria BC). He/him Telegram: @betarayben Discord: beta_ray_b
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Reintroduction thread:

Name: Ben slash Benny

Pronouns: He/Him

Location: Victoria BC (that’s in Canada)

Interests: Writing, comics, dancing, dogs, hot men, monsters, being a hater

Vocation: Non-profit communications
White man in his forties in a green hooded t-shirt. He’s got a shaved head, salt & ginger scruff and glasses. He’s smiling and leaning back against a couch.
betarayben.bsky.social
Introduce yourself using one food you refuse to eat one movie you'll never watch again and one song you cant stand ..

1. Sea urchin.
2. Cats 2019.
3. Hyper Hyper by Scooter.
otter4u.bsky.social
Introduce yourself using one food you refuse to eat one movie you'll never watch again and one song you cant stand ..

1. Calf‘s kidneys
2. About a boy (seen it a gazillion times on the bus between Morelia and DF)
3. Red Wine, UB40
solvanirn.bsky.social
Introduce yourself using one food you refuse to eat one movie you'll never watch again and one song you cant stand ..

1. Raw tomatoes
2. Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
3. “Jeremy” by Pearl Jam
betarayben.bsky.social
I mean you looked *very* cute.
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Mystery Flesh Pit National Park
docseuss.bsky.social
lets say a wizard has cursed you with a lot of money. you are going to become permanently brain damaged simply by being in possession of so much money. the only way out of it is to spend a lot of money on something ridiculous and not at all useful

what would you buy to break the curse?
betarayben.bsky.social
Quark’s ex-wife is one of the best characters in all of Star Trek.
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Anyway next episode of DS9 has Worf smitten by a Klingon woman on the Station. Only to be shocked to find out she is Quark’s ex-wife.

Worf is all “I was not aware of the Ferengi’s game”
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lucasjn.bsky.social
Here's a T. Rex bored to death trying to bite their own tail. My partner asked me to animate it in stop motion, after she watched a video about the very important topic of "could T. Rex chew its own tail like a dog". The puppet is still a work in progress 🦖
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amutepiggy.bsky.social
"want to see marilyn monroe in gane of thrones?" no? no, i do not. but then again, i'm not an unimaginative little baby who confuses swapping pretty blonde women for "having ideas"
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adrienneleigh.bsky.social
Mine is that the main reason people hate CATCHER IN THE RYE is that their teachers make them read it in highschool without ever connecting the dots for them that Holden Caulfield is a victim of child abuse & rape, so many inexperienced readers end up thinking he's just a whiny asshole.
nmamatas.bsky.social
What's your totally ordinary opinion about books that you nonetheless find compelled to share when asked on a social media site such as this one for your most extreme/unhinged/hottest takes?

I'll go first: manga is popular among young people because manga often features young people.
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Fascism is such a fundamental attack on wonder and the human imagination and I think everyone should have the opportunity to let their imagination wonder as it wanders — doesn’t matter what you do for a living. Your mind matters! Your relationship with the universe is meaningful!
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im-all-id.me
If Pedro Pascal played Gomez Addams they'd have to replace all the seats in the theater
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captainacab.airbud.website
personally i think shouting into the void is probably a frightening experience for the void. maybe that’s why the void won’t answer back and you’re all alone? just a thought
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marktweedale.bsky.social
Mike Mignola teams up with his brother, Todd, to write a two-issue miniseries, The Crown: A Tale of Hell. @wocco.bsky.social will be doing the art. (If you haven't read the Meinhardt and Knox books yet, you should check those out!) #1 is out February 11, 2026 #Hellboy #comics @darkhorse.com
betarayben.bsky.social
I just encountered a scene from Love is Blind and I have so many questions.
betarayben.bsky.social
As if to celebrate my return, people keep having blatantly terrible opinions about art
betarayben.bsky.social
Shorts and leggings is slutty in its own way tbh 😮‍💨
betarayben.bsky.social
Eros and Thanatos? Oh, you mean 😇 cute lil Scorpio things 😇
betarayben.bsky.social
Mood
seanpaulmahoney.bsky.social
one thing I’m not gonna apologize for is scrolling through your media tab and hearting every photo of your cute self. just accept that you’re a hot bitch and keep it moving
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michaelchu7.bsky.social
I have not seen Hail Caesar! but I HAVE watched the No Dames musical number a dozen times and it truly is an exemplary use of his talents and whole vibe (homoeroticism included)

Also I believe he learned to tap dance specifically for this number!
betarayben.bsky.social
Baby, I’m not flirting, I’m just a Scorpio who’s considering your demise. But also, baby, I’m not considering your demise, I’m just a Scorpio who’s flirting.
deepsubmerge.bsky.social
I actually am flirting because I’m a slutty Pisces
beanstockjack21.bsky.social
Baby, I’m not flirting… I’m just a Leo that also sees your beauty
betarayben.bsky.social
Other than X-Men 97 I don’t need any further adaptations, I need a modern run that doesn’t make me yawn.
rphutch1975.bsky.social
What's an opinion about X-Men that'll get you sent to jail? Is Jean really interesting or really boring? Should Logan have stayed dead? Do you think a certain x-mens outfit is positively horrendous even though people seem to love it?

The Brood Saga is better than Dark Phoenix imo 🤷