Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson
@fartsjohnson.bsky.social
He/They
Twin Peaks/Cheers/Star Trek
Pink Floyd/Prince/The Cure
TRON/Evil Dead/Ghostbusters
Dogs/Cats
Very Southern
Secretly Goth
Purposefully Annoying
Sometimes Funny
My real name is Trevor
Disabled/Chronic Illness
I'm 39
Be Kind to Each Other
Twin Peaks/Cheers/Star Trek
Pink Floyd/Prince/The Cure
TRON/Evil Dead/Ghostbusters
Dogs/Cats
Very Southern
Secretly Goth
Purposefully Annoying
Sometimes Funny
My real name is Trevor
Disabled/Chronic Illness
I'm 39
Be Kind to Each Other
this is where i post from
November 23, 2025 at 8:43 AM
this is where i post from
without downloading new pics what is it like dating you?
November 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
without downloading new pics what is it like dating you?
this is my main pickup line
November 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
this is my main pickup line
Me five years ago vs today. Never mind the weight change, look how much grayer I've gotten. lol. Hell yeah, I legit love going gray
November 22, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Me five years ago vs today. Never mind the weight change, look how much grayer I've gotten. lol. Hell yeah, I legit love going gray
well well well
looks like our old pal @jamesleech.bsky.social has been using fake pictures to trick us all this whole damned time
looks like our old pal @jamesleech.bsky.social has been using fake pictures to trick us all this whole damned time
November 22, 2025 at 10:51 PM
well well well
looks like our old pal @jamesleech.bsky.social has been using fake pictures to trick us all this whole damned time
looks like our old pal @jamesleech.bsky.social has been using fake pictures to trick us all this whole damned time
I've never read a comic book or watched a comic book movie in my LIFE what the fuck are u talking about??
November 22, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I've never read a comic book or watched a comic book movie in my LIFE what the fuck are u talking about??
I have updated The Terrible Emoji Me to be More Accurate. lollll
November 22, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I have updated The Terrible Emoji Me to be More Accurate. lollll
meanwhile in the Group Chat, my IRL BFF @dizzylizzymcguire.bsky.social DEVASTATED me with a Forehead Burn. lollll
@jamesleech.bsky.social @afterglow2046.bsky.social
@jamesleech.bsky.social @afterglow2046.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 5:43 PM
meanwhile in the Group Chat, my IRL BFF @dizzylizzymcguire.bsky.social DEVASTATED me with a Forehead Burn. lollll
@jamesleech.bsky.social @afterglow2046.bsky.social
@jamesleech.bsky.social @afterglow2046.bsky.social
I mean, my dogs, obviously
November 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I mean, my dogs, obviously
Probably something dumb as Hell, as always
November 22, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Probably something dumb as Hell, as always
i mean, sure, if they're cool, nice, and actually want to deal with my insane bullshit IRL, why not
November 22, 2025 at 3:41 PM
i mean, sure, if they're cool, nice, and actually want to deal with my insane bullshit IRL, why not
now, the real question is, do I look better with insane hair or slicked back hair? I think I look terrible both ways. lol
November 22, 2025 at 3:20 PM
now, the real question is, do I look better with insane hair or slicked back hair? I think I look terrible both ways. lol
aww yeah, look at my big boy, there he is
November 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
aww yeah, look at my big boy, there he is
MYSTERIOUS CREATURES LYING ON ME
November 22, 2025 at 1:34 PM
MYSTERIOUS CREATURES LYING ON ME
eh, average. Ups and downs. My Seasonal Affective Disorder is beginning to hit, but I have good friends, good pets, and good music to help with that.
November 22, 2025 at 11:16 AM
eh, average. Ups and downs. My Seasonal Affective Disorder is beginning to hit, but I have good friends, good pets, and good music to help with that.
I mean, ONLY 10??
November 22, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I mean, ONLY 10??
I swear to God this isn't my ex-wife posting about me
But It Could Be
But It Could Be
November 22, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I swear to God this isn't my ex-wife posting about me
But It Could Be
But It Could Be
out and about, helping move my friend Marsha's stuff outta her old house.
November 21, 2025 at 6:27 PM
out and about, helping move my friend Marsha's stuff outta her old house.
may be time to cut my bangs and start rocking the Spock haircut again at the age of 39. That wouldn't surprise anyone, at all.
November 21, 2025 at 12:41 PM
may be time to cut my bangs and start rocking the Spock haircut again at the age of 39. That wouldn't surprise anyone, at all.
Farts Johnson: Making the world a better place, one hoagie at a time
November 21, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Farts Johnson: Making the world a better place, one hoagie at a time
Shatner wants to get the fuck away from these people
November 21, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Shatner wants to get the fuck away from these people
STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
(from yesterday)
(from yesterday)
November 21, 2025 at 10:09 AM
STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
(from yesterday)
(from yesterday)