Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson
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Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson
@fartsjohnson.bsky.social
He/They

Twin Peaks/Cheers/Star Trek
Pink Floyd/Prince/The Cure
TRON/Evil Dead/Ghostbusters
Dogs/Cats
Very Southern
Secretly Goth
Purposefully Annoying
Sometimes Funny

My real name is Trevor
Disabled/Chronic Illness
I'm 39

Be Kind to Each Other
this is where i post from
November 23, 2025 at 8:43 AM
without downloading new pics what is it like dating you?
November 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
this is my main pickup line
November 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Me five years ago vs today. Never mind the weight change, look how much grayer I've gotten. lol. Hell yeah, I legit love going gray
November 22, 2025 at 11:05 PM
well well well

looks like our old pal @jamesleech.bsky.social has been using fake pictures to trick us all this whole damned time
November 22, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I've never read a comic book or watched a comic book movie in my LIFE what the fuck are u talking about??
November 22, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I have updated The Terrible Emoji Me to be More Accurate. lollll
November 22, 2025 at 9:46 PM
meanwhile in the Group Chat, my IRL BFF @dizzylizzymcguire.bsky.social DEVASTATED me with a Forehead Burn. lollll

@jamesleech.bsky.social @afterglow2046.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I mean, my dogs, obviously
November 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Probably something dumb as Hell, as always
November 22, 2025 at 3:51 PM
i mean, sure, if they're cool, nice, and actually want to deal with my insane bullshit IRL, why not
November 22, 2025 at 3:41 PM
now, the real question is, do I look better with insane hair or slicked back hair? I think I look terrible both ways. lol
November 22, 2025 at 3:20 PM
aww yeah, look at my big boy, there he is
November 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
November 22, 2025 at 2:33 PM
MYSTERIOUS CREATURES LYING ON ME
November 22, 2025 at 1:34 PM
eh, average. Ups and downs. My Seasonal Affective Disorder is beginning to hit, but I have good friends, good pets, and good music to help with that.
November 22, 2025 at 11:16 AM
I mean, ONLY 10??
November 22, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I swear to God this isn't my ex-wife posting about me

But It Could Be
November 22, 2025 at 1:18 AM
NERD 🖖
November 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
November 21, 2025 at 8:02 PM
out and about, helping move my friend Marsha's stuff outta her old house.
November 21, 2025 at 6:27 PM
may be time to cut my bangs and start rocking the Spock haircut again at the age of 39. That wouldn't surprise anyone, at all.
November 21, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Farts Johnson: Making the world a better place, one hoagie at a time
November 21, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Shatner wants to get the fuck away from these people
November 21, 2025 at 10:54 AM
STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
(from yesterday)
November 21, 2025 at 10:09 AM