B J. Witkin
@itsjustbeej.bsky.social
The guy with the one letter name.
#uglydogs
#uglydogs
@nhloutofcontext.bsky.social Goalies should stay in goal
I thought "how bad could it be?" and well...
November 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
@nhloutofcontext.bsky.social Goalies should stay in goal
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i didn't even see this play when i was helping coach my daughter's U10 league
I thought "how bad could it be?" and well...
November 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
i didn't even see this play when i was helping coach my daughter's U10 league
see what you’ve got here is a classic case of too many dries. you’ve got all dries, no wets. major blunder
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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There's times when training is easy.
In summer you run and jump, then spend a a nice afternoon eating cake and talking to friends, maybe have a barbecue later while watching the dogs play.
In summer you run and jump, then spend a a nice afternoon eating cake and talking to friends, maybe have a barbecue later while watching the dogs play.
November 29, 2025 at 8:15 PM
There's times when training is easy.
In summer you run and jump, then spend a a nice afternoon eating cake and talking to friends, maybe have a barbecue later while watching the dogs play.
In summer you run and jump, then spend a a nice afternoon eating cake and talking to friends, maybe have a barbecue later while watching the dogs play.
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All those important get to know you questions 🤣🤣🤣
November 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
All those important get to know you questions 🤣🤣🤣
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the civil war
unimaginable heroism 🤝 dudes rock idiocy
unimaginable heroism 🤝 dudes rock idiocy
Brigadier General Charles Harker, leading a brigade of Illinoisans and Ohioans in Sheridan’s division tried to copy his commanding officer’s stunt but mounted a gun that had just been fired. The red-hot barrel scorched his ass so badly he couldn’t sit a horse for weeks (18
November 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
the civil war
unimaginable heroism 🤝 dudes rock idiocy
unimaginable heroism 🤝 dudes rock idiocy
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As Stoppard wrote, and as I contemplate often: “I don't think writers are sacred, but words are. They deserve respect. If you get the right ones in the right order, you can nudge the world a little or make a poem which children will speak for you when you're dead.”
November 29, 2025 at 7:33 PM
As Stoppard wrote, and as I contemplate often: “I don't think writers are sacred, but words are. They deserve respect. If you get the right ones in the right order, you can nudge the world a little or make a poem which children will speak for you when you're dead.”
Y’all need to read this thread.
were fiercely debating whether the turtle was alive.
(There's a turtle. It's onstage for most of the play).
They swore they saw it move! They looked to me. I said, I'm pretty sure the turtle's fake.
They departed. Now it's just me and Billy Crudup. He looks at me. I look at him.
(There's a turtle. It's onstage for most of the play).
They swore they saw it move! They looked to me. I said, I'm pretty sure the turtle's fake.
They departed. Now it's just me and Billy Crudup. He looks at me. I look at him.
November 29, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Y’all need to read this thread.
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Discworld QOTD, from Monstrous Regiment
“Bein’ a soldier is not hard! If it was, soldiers would not be able to do it! There is only three things you need to remember, which are, viz: one obey orders two give it to the enemy good and hard three don’t die.”
“Bein’ a soldier is not hard! If it was, soldiers would not be able to do it! There is only three things you need to remember, which are, viz: one obey orders two give it to the enemy good and hard three don’t die.”
Discworld QOTD, from Feet of Clay, for Trans Day of Remembrance
November 21, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Monstrous Regiment
“Bein’ a soldier is not hard! If it was, soldiers would not be able to do it! There is only three things you need to remember, which are, viz: one obey orders two give it to the enemy good and hard three don’t die.”
“Bein’ a soldier is not hard! If it was, soldiers would not be able to do it! There is only three things you need to remember, which are, viz: one obey orders two give it to the enemy good and hard three don’t die.”
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Discworld QOTD, from Guards! Guards!
November 22, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Guards! Guards!
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Discworld QOTD, from The Color of Magic
November 26, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Discworld QOTD, from The Color of Magic
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Discworld QOTD, from Wintersmith
November 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Wintersmith
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Innocent! He was starving and needed food!
This is Salem. He waited for his mom to leave the car before stealing her breakfast. Loves the thrill of the hunt. 12/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (TT: unhingeddogmom)
November 29, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Innocent! He was starving and needed food!
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Palmieri went out like a legend. Tears his ACL, steals the puck, and assists on a beauty, all in the same play. Gotta salute the man 🫡
November 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Palmieri went out like a legend. Tears his ACL, steals the puck, and assists on a beauty, all in the same play. Gotta salute the man 🫡
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Someone tell him if he backs down from this threat he can count it as another war he ended
Trump, with no authority to do so, demands the airspace “above and surrounding” Venezuela be closed as he threatens to bomb and invade the country.
November 29, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Someone tell him if he backs down from this threat he can count it as another war he ended
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Nov 29th 1983 - H.I. McDunnough first met his future wife Ed, while she was taking his mugshot.
📽️📅 Raising Arizona (1987)
📽️📅 Raising Arizona (1987)
November 29, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Nov 29th 1983 - H.I. McDunnough first met his future wife Ed, while she was taking his mugshot.
📽️📅 Raising Arizona (1987)
📽️📅 Raising Arizona (1987)
Look at her! 💙
Actually heading out out tonight to a party no less. If I had a fantasy wardrobe I might choose Jean Dessès’s earl #1950s strapless cocktail dress consisting of overlapping scallops of silk. I don’t though. Sadly #V_and_A #FashionHistory 🗃️🪡
November 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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In dark times it's especially important to remember those that care about and help others. ❤️
We have donated over $1 million to our foundation just with "tell your dog i said hi" merch proceeds ❤️🩹
November 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
In dark times it's especially important to remember those that care about and help others. ❤️
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“A man - a man stands alone at the plate. This is the time for what? For individual achievement. There he stands alone. But in the field, what? Part - of - a - team.”
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
“A man - a man stands alone at the plate. This is the time for what? For individual achievement. There he stands alone. But in the field, what? Part - of - a - team.”
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I wish Secretary Duffy would concentrate on keeping the skies safe and leave the moral hectoring to me. I'm better at it.
Sean Duffy: "Dressing with respect -- whether it's a pair of jeans and a decent shirt, I would encourage people to maybe dress a little better which encourages us to maybe behave a little better. Let's try not to wear slippers and pajamas as we come to the airport."
November 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I wish Secretary Duffy would concentrate on keeping the skies safe and leave the moral hectoring to me. I'm better at it.
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The good news: the president has pardoned the turkey.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
The good news: the president has pardoned the turkey.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
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Hear me out, a remake of Love Actually that ends with multiple sexual harassment suits
November 28, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Hear me out, a remake of Love Actually that ends with multiple sexual harassment suits
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I understand many of you are wondering if this little chaos demon has destroyed the Christmas tree yet. The answer is no, but while the Christmas tree is up, it has yet to be decorated. This will be the true test of his potential yuletide malevolence.
November 29, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I understand many of you are wondering if this little chaos demon has destroyed the Christmas tree yet. The answer is no, but while the Christmas tree is up, it has yet to be decorated. This will be the true test of his potential yuletide malevolence.