Ellie and five cats
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Tired, gay, and covered in cat hair. Neurodivergent AF. She/they. Twin Cities (the boring one), MN. Nerdy about: music (cello/bass/keys), bikes, snakes, Macs, and whatever the special interest du jour is.
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Talking with a friend about country living, but not sure if I ever shared this one here. Several years ago, heard a hoarse weird sound in the yard and got to it before the feral cats could make a meal.
A teeny sweet baby possum that is slightly bigger than a mouse that ran up to me and wanted to be held before I found his mama and her pouch before the feral cats found it.
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Oh em gee, that ending.
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It’s time for Pokey Ponies.
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It’s time for Pokey Ponies.
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I just checked. There were no screws under Opal.
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I always check under whichever cat is helping me (usually, but not always Opal).
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Ah yes, the three genders.
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now that's what i call variety
letterboard sign for Waterworks Variety with just 3 words on it:

Slushie

Pokemon

Worms
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A fun thing about me is that I do use alarms, but aside from the one that wakes me up, they are almost entirely superfluous because either my internal clock is already keeping track of important things or I'm going to ignore the alarm anyway.
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Okay, but what if you set an alarm to remind you to pay attention to the drink water alarm? And then—get this!—you wrote in your notebook that the alarms are important?
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For real! I was surprised at how small that budget was when I just looked it up.

For the record, I would give my hypothetical directors more than a $1M budget, even adjusted for inflation.
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Here's a T. Rex bored to death trying to bite their own tail. My partner asked me to animate it in stop motion, after she watched a video about the very important topic of "could T. Rex chew its own tail like a dog". The puppet is still a work in progress 🦖
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Bubba Ho-Tep came out in 2002, the same year as Spider-Man, The Two Towers and Attack of the Clones, which had budgets an order of magnitude ($139M, $94M, $115M) more than Bubba Ho-Tep ($1M).

I'm not a snob and I like a lot of blockbusters. I just like weird passion projects too.
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I have this fantasy of being in charge of a blockbuster movie budget and instead of making a blockbuster, just splitting it between multiple directors and telling them, "Go make the movie that *you* want to make."
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Now that’s a movie that I enjoyed quite a bit, but it’s also a movie that if you bounce off it, I’m not gonna judge you for it.
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Wife took a good pic of my noodle son. 🐍
A grey cornsnake curled up and peeking adorably from his hide.
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I love auto-transcription for voicemail, but it did just inform me that I got a message from our school district’s office of collagen career readiness.
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It's arrived! The first LRV has made it to the Southwest Station area.
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Every time I go to buy beer and get something decent, God breathes a sigh of relief.
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As you know, Bob, God is omnipotent except when...[checks notes]...Black football players don't show respect for the American flag in the approved manner and trans women drink shitty beer.
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Eric Trump: "We're saving Christianity. We've saving God. We've saving the family unit. We're saving this nation. I mean, DEI is out of the window, Benny. You no longer have Colin Kaepernick kneeling for the national anthem. You no longer have Budweiser going woke as hell. All of this is dead."
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we all need this right now
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that time i let a baby opossum have a single grape
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It’s a lovely day in Minneapolis for a train to go over the Lake of the Isles-Cedar Lake channel
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Ha, thanks! It’s a nice match for my bass uke, which is also zebra wood, but an open pore finish. Probably came from the same factory in China.
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FINDS THEM AND KILLS THEM

"Finds Them and Kills Them (Osh-Tisch) looked like a man, but wore women's clothing and had the heart of a woman.... she was brave and good."
― Pretty Shield

Her strength as a warrior is what earned her the name Osh-Tisch, which translates to “finds them and kills them."
Who is Osh-Tisch?
Osh-Tisch was a Apsáalooke Badé, a role within the Crow Nation that defied traditional gender norms, embodying both masculine and feminine qualities. Before colonization, Badé were deeply respected for their unique spiritual gifts, artistry, and contributions to community life.
As a Badé, Osh-Tisch carried responsibilities tied to culture, ceremony, and social balance. Their life shows how many of our nations embraced gender diversity long before Western colonial powers imposed rigid binaries.