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Alexei

@urboialexei.bsky.social

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Gay Purple Reindeer who has escaped twitter jail / 25 / Film & Music geek / Videographer / PFP by @rileygreenfox.bsky.social / alt of @nultraultra.bsky.social

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🦝Big 💜Gay 🐻 🔜🇬🇧 @biggay.bsky.social · 9h

?!?!

📸: @cryptidonfilm.bsky.social

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Kiyone @kiyonescarlet.bsky.social · 18h

I’m at BLFC this week! Feel free to say hello.~

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Alexei @urboialexei.bsky.social · 18h

LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU OH GOD-

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Kane (in my working too much era) @kanexan.bsky.social · 1d

Belated birthday sketch for @rosphix.bsky.social - looks like Foley's packing a hell of a punchline for someone...

A skunk clown anthro (Foley) in a brightly-colored and patterned jester's outfit is looking at the viewer with a wide grin and holding a handgun with finger on the trigger, a twinkle of mischief in the visible eye. "Oh, you think *that's* funny? Just wait 'til I start telling *jokes!*"

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Alexei @urboialexei.bsky.social · 2d

Making virgin lean rn (fresca, essential oils, ricola)

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REDMIDIBAZAAR @redmidibazaar.bsky.social · 3d

tricked by yet another metaphor-laden self-help book, much to his chagrin

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Alexei @urboialexei.bsky.social · 2d

Making virgin lean rn (fresca, essential oils, ricola)

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Alexei @urboialexei.bsky.social · 2d

That specific joke is the whole reason this post happened, I thought of it and went "ok I GOTTA fit this into a tweet somehow"

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Alexei @urboialexei.bsky.social · 3d

GAY Geese be like:

3d CUNT-ry
Cowboy DUDES
Trini-DADDY
Getting FILLED
100 HORSE COCKS
Islands of Men
Long PENIS City Here I CUM

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Squid @squidinu.bsky.social · 4d

office persona

drawing of a party werewolf named Rocco dressed in business attire and standing alone in a space with his back turned from his sparkly neon furry counterpart.

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Alexei @urboialexei.bsky.social · 3d

This idea will make $84738848483975810839

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Fleas @fleas.bsky.social · 3d

it’s honestly so indicative of the time that the biggest pop star in the world right now gets billions of dollars to put out the most creatively bankrupt music you’ve ever heard.

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Alexei @urboialexei.bsky.social · 3d

GAY Geese be like:

3d CUNT-ry
Cowboy DUDES
Trini-DADDY
Getting FILLED
100 HORSE COCKS
Islands of Men
Long PENIS City Here I CUM

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Krescent/KC @zfnkc.com · 5d

Dragon Pilots 🐲
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You ask why we don’t just fly with our wings — well, why do you drive when you’ve got legs?😎

ft. Swallow_608
Art by @zephyxus.bsky.social

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Timber Puppbpbbpers @timberpuppers.bsky.social · 3d

Soak in those wonderful autumn vibes while you can~ 🍂❤️

📸 @galefrostbane.bsky.social
✂️ @thefuzzfactory.com

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🦝Big 💜Gay 🐻 🔜🇬🇧 @biggay.bsky.social · 4d

ITS TIME TO KICK GUM AND CHEW ASS

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AND IM ALL OUT OF ASS 🍑

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ArtMutt @artmutt.bsky.social · 5d

Now with color.

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Tip @tipsymouserat.bsky.social · 5d

creature

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Alexei @urboialexei.bsky.social · 5d

I'm going soda, if only because smoking's negative repercussions aren't limited to its health consequences (stinking up whatever space I'm in, causing harm to others with secondhand smoke, costing too much money)