Saavykas
@saavykas.bsky.social
Retired streamer, the pension is terrible
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It is hilariously pathetic that they have to do this because gigantic scalper manbabies wont let kids have fun
December 22, 2025 at 9:28 PM
It is hilariously pathetic that they have to do this because gigantic scalper manbabies wont let kids have fun
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Right winger from a left wing family: "I used racist message boards as a form of escapism because my feminist mother tried to make me wear deodorant."
Leftist from a right wing family: "My parents beat me for believing dinosaurs existed. My father thinks I'm gay because I tried poetry once."
Leftist from a right wing family: "My parents beat me for believing dinosaurs existed. My father thinks I'm gay because I tried poetry once."
August 22, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Right winger from a left wing family: "I used racist message boards as a form of escapism because my feminist mother tried to make me wear deodorant."
Leftist from a right wing family: "My parents beat me for believing dinosaurs existed. My father thinks I'm gay because I tried poetry once."
Leftist from a right wing family: "My parents beat me for believing dinosaurs existed. My father thinks I'm gay because I tried poetry once."
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I was one of these guys and what I watched happen was that a handful of tech companies took the work of all those free software evangelists and built trillion dollar monopolies on top of it while the free software creators got nothing and went broke.
December 13, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I was one of these guys and what I watched happen was that a handful of tech companies took the work of all those free software evangelists and built trillion dollar monopolies on top of it while the free software creators got nothing and went broke.
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I think we can all agree telling people about a genocide is worse than committing a genocide
December 2, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I think we can all agree telling people about a genocide is worse than committing a genocide
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i'm not saying they have a type but these are all the Costco CEOs there have ever been:
March 19, 2024 at 3:47 PM
i'm not saying they have a type but these are all the Costco CEOs there have ever been:
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Gonna make a startup that sells 4d printed chicken. It’s the future
December 2, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Gonna make a startup that sells 4d printed chicken. It’s the future
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you truly don't want to know how much of your modern lexicon was created by homestar runner, even if you never watched it it inspired all your favorite quirked up white boy comedy shows and podcasts
(A couple days ago my roommate and I were trying to figure out why the phrase “crapfully yours” was in our heads and initially guessed it was an ancient foamy thing. It was not, it was homestar runner, but it’s been re-engaging the old internet video circuitry in my brain, which there’s too much of)
December 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
you truly don't want to know how much of your modern lexicon was created by homestar runner, even if you never watched it it inspired all your favorite quirked up white boy comedy shows and podcasts
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even if the word is completely nonsexual and not related to illicit drugs or anything like that, autocorrect will very frequently ignore a completely obvious correction of an anatomical word, a scientific word, etc. meanwhile the things fucking autocapitalize and correct brand and product names.
December 2, 2025 at 6:55 PM
even if the word is completely nonsexual and not related to illicit drugs or anything like that, autocorrect will very frequently ignore a completely obvious correction of an anatomical word, a scientific word, etc. meanwhile the things fucking autocapitalize and correct brand and product names.
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I have to keep beating this horse because it won't fucking die
This is not news, it is an advert. The N64 controller has been recreated hundreds of times. And the product that it is for is for a ripoff of the Analogue 3D because they're trying to billionaire slushfund Analogue out of business.
This is not news, it is an advert. The N64 controller has been recreated hundreds of times. And the product that it is for is for a ripoff of the Analogue 3D because they're trying to billionaire slushfund Analogue out of business.
ModRetro recreated the N64 controller for its M64 console
ModRetro recreated the N64 controller for its M64 console
The company revealed the design of its upcoming Nintendo 64 clone, but its features and performance are still unknown.
buff.ly
December 2, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I have to keep beating this horse because it won't fucking die
This is not news, it is an advert. The N64 controller has been recreated hundreds of times. And the product that it is for is for a ripoff of the Analogue 3D because they're trying to billionaire slushfund Analogue out of business.
This is not news, it is an advert. The N64 controller has been recreated hundreds of times. And the product that it is for is for a ripoff of the Analogue 3D because they're trying to billionaire slushfund Analogue out of business.
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The Owl of Minerva has mistaken her reflection for a rival owl and beaned herself on a glass pane
November 30, 2025 at 3:54 AM
The Owl of Minerva has mistaken her reflection for a rival owl and beaned herself on a glass pane
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Not sure how we lived before we could scroll past a questionably accurate AI response before finding the link to Wikipedia we wanted.
November 29, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Not sure how we lived before we could scroll past a questionably accurate AI response before finding the link to Wikipedia we wanted.
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Should the economy be regulated by a democratic society to ensure that it creates opportunity and benefit for everyone? Or should it be a plaything for approximately a dozen of the world's most odious assholes? Who knows
November 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Should the economy be regulated by a democratic society to ensure that it creates opportunity and benefit for everyone? Or should it be a plaything for approximately a dozen of the world's most odious assholes? Who knows
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Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy
November 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy
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They said gay marriage wld destroy them, but no... it was the chatbots
November 24, 2025 at 1:52 AM
They said gay marriage wld destroy them, but no... it was the chatbots
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BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university
Full statement from NU below:
Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 12:31 AM
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university
Full statement from NU below:
Full statement from NU below:
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"Elon Musk is personally responsible for the deaths of at least 400,000 children" is a stat that should be cited every time he and his pervert fanboys start yapping about birth rates
Elon Musk and the Trump administration gleefully shutting down USAID “has already caused the deaths of six hundred thousand people, two-thirds of them children.”
People throw around terms like genocide quite freely online but it’s hard to find other words to describe this level of man-made death.
People throw around terms like genocide quite freely online but it’s hard to find other words to describe this level of man-made death.
USAID shutdown has led to hundreds of thousands of deaths | Harvard T.H. Chan School of Public Health
The Trump administration’s decision to shut down the U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID) has resulted in hundreds of thousands of deaths from infectious diseases and malnutrition, accord...
hsph.harvard.edu
November 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
"Elon Musk is personally responsible for the deaths of at least 400,000 children" is a stat that should be cited every time he and his pervert fanboys start yapping about birth rates
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thinking abt how my city had a straight pride parade a few years ago and i think it would be SO funny if there was straight pride discourse. Men do NOT bring your bisexual girlfriends to straight pride… they are NOT part of our community and I don’t want to see them 😡😡
November 22, 2025 at 1:07 AM
thinking abt how my city had a straight pride parade a few years ago and i think it would be SO funny if there was straight pride discourse. Men do NOT bring your bisexual girlfriends to straight pride… they are NOT part of our community and I don’t want to see them 😡😡
someone who gets off to limited-time events in video games, call that a FOMOsexual
November 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
someone who gets off to limited-time events in video games, call that a FOMOsexual
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It's really wild to me when people will claim something like Marxism or anti-capitalism and then advocate for pirating art which is actually pretty capitalist. It's stealing labor. It makes my head hurt.
November 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
It's really wild to me when people will claim something like Marxism or anti-capitalism and then advocate for pirating art which is actually pretty capitalist. It's stealing labor. It makes my head hurt.
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Man this is the perfect gift for someone who has given up
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-65" TV-sized box
-65 boxes of Mac n Cheese
-4K Noodles
-65" TV-sized box
-65 boxes of Mac n Cheese
-4K Noodles
November 28, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Man this is the perfect gift for someone who has given up
spare a thought for all the hospital/clinic staff tonight and tomorrow and the next week or so who will have to handle a mountain of thanksgiving-related food poisonings, bad cuts, burns, etc etc etc
November 28, 2025 at 4:11 AM
spare a thought for all the hospital/clinic staff tonight and tomorrow and the next week or so who will have to handle a mountain of thanksgiving-related food poisonings, bad cuts, burns, etc etc etc