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Saavykas @saavykas.bsky.social · 11h

I’m pretty sure it’s named after a sword but idk I’ve not read the books

Saavykas @saavykas.bsky.social · 12h

Replying to a 17 day old qrt post with one like by an account with 114 followers, yes this is normal behavior, I should definitely take you seriously

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Rigorous, Fred-based Reporting @thefred.bsky.social · 2d

Bernie bro: I have been censored for my German military skull tattoo

Me: Holy shit! You were censored for a Prussian Life Hussars skull?

Bro: LOL no...no not that skull

Me: So....the Brunswick Corps?

Bro: Haha no not that skull either

Me: Which skull, exactly?

Bro: Oh, you know the one

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Saavykas @saavykas.bsky.social · 2d

Finally, a way I can be exceptional!

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Holly Boson @fireh9lly.bsky.social · 2d

"average American Millennial man joins 3 political tendencies a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average American Millennial man joins 0 political tendencies per year. Paradox Games Georg, who lives in cave & joins over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 2d

i actually don’t think the “average” american millennial man had a nazi phase. it’s not some boys will be boys shit. this makes me side eye you and your friend group, sounds like a personal problem

The average American millennial man has been a neocon, a pacifist, a liberal, a libertarian, a communist, a nazi, and I believe now most of us are back around to liberal again. This isn't a defense of platner it's just weird how normal this shit is for guys that age.

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Saavykas @saavykas.bsky.social · 2d

“It’s weird how normal this shit is for guys this age” look I get There But For The Grace Of God but some of us started to take this stuff mildly seriously when we were in our 20s instead of bouncing around politics like a pong ball.

Saavykas @saavykas.bsky.social · 2d

Hey, I’m a millennial! Worst I ever got was an uninformed neocon phase at…14-16. I posted on places like Something Awful and LUELinks and rarely even 4chan itself. I saw edge. I participated in edge. I was never, and never felt drawn to being, a Nazi. Because Nazism is evil, you see.

amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 2d

i actually don’t think the “average” american millennial man had a nazi phase. it’s not some boys will be boys shit. this makes me side eye you and your friend group, sounds like a personal problem

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Tele-Piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 4d

Throwing bags of fentanyl out the window during a police chase and the cops start spinning out and crashing like Mario Kart

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Tele-Piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 5d

"You have to watch the dosage"

"For Narcolepsy: "I was switched to Adderall but after 2 years switched to Ritalin. Adderall seems to open up parts of your brain best left closed. I started to see a 12 year old boy in the yard during the day he would be gone when I went to talk with him. My neighbors told me that in the 1970s he died here. You have to watch the dosage"
10 / 10
Was this helpful? Yes No"
Favorite adderall review

#i've been on adderall for 20 years
#since i was 6 im not old
#and every day i see a dumb bitch in the mirror
#scary

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Tele-Piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 5d

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Tele-Piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 5d

ella🇨🇦 @blondehotcoffee
what if we just sorted bathrooms by pee bathrooms and poop bathrooms instead of by gender

kyle @Caol_MacCormaic
people will poop in the pee bathrooms because no one wants to be seen going into the poop bathrooms, is the thing

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Tele-Piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 5d

Apologies for starwars

gostaks
au where when darth vader declares that he's Luke's father Luke comes to the (entirely reasonable) conclusion that darth vader and anakin skywalker were married

tygermama
"How could you kill your HUSBAND?!"

and Luke gets away with his hand because Anakin's too confused trying to figure out when he and Obi Wan got married and why he's only learning about it now

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Saavykas @saavykas.bsky.social · 3d

“Unpaid internships” gave away the game for that dork right off the bat, people in poverty aren’t doing unpaid internships, they need to be paid because otherwise they can’t live. Unpaid internships are a luxury of those with support.

Tele-Piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 5d

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Tele-Piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 5d

calling my lover "mine" but not in the way that my toothbrush or notebook are mine, mine in the way my neighborhood is mine, and also everybody else's,
"mine" like mine to tend to, mine to care for, mine to love. "mine" not like possession but devotion.

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Tele-Piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 5d

Im gonna win the lottery any day now <--(hasn't even bought tickets)

Don't touch that, it's a load-bearing delusion.

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Tele-Piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 5d

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Tele-Piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 5d

in trouble for referring to a friend's polycule as a "ship of theseus type situation"

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Saavykas @saavykas.bsky.social · 3d

my OCD started when I was 8 but I didn’t get a diagnosis until 20 when it nearly broke me and part of it was that nobody else recognized it and I didn’t know it could be OCD

Tele-Piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 5d

🙃

girlwithseriousproblems
Not diagnosing a child doesn't mean they won't notice they're different. It just means that instead of thinking "I'm struggling because I have autism/adhd/anxiety/ depression/schizophrenia", they will just conclude that they are struggling because they are stupid, weak, annoying, unlovable, etc.

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Tele-Piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 5d

karcatgirl-vantas
the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

skluug
this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

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Tele-Piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 5d

things i have seen/experienced working in a toy store:
• a customer asking me if boys like coloring
• a customer telling her daughter she can't give out ice cream stickers for party favors because there will be boys there
• an older couple laughing about how there's a pink toy sword because a boy would never play with a pink toy sword (because i guess boys can't like pink and girls don't play with toy swords. also it wasn't even pink it was red lol)
• a customer refusing to buy a snail robot kit for his nephew because it was "too cute for a boy"
• a customer sharply reminding me she was buying a gift for a boy when i suggested play food
• a customer telling her daughter she needed to pick a different birthday card for her friend because the one she chose had a pink envelope (her friend was a boy)
• a customer asking what a boy would like for valentine's day instead of the stuffed dogs she was getting for the girls
• a customer getting upset when my coworker used blue ribbon on a gift bag because the present was for a girl
• a customer saying a toy guitar was "too girty" for her grandson, based only on the fact that the box had a picture of a giri playing with It (the gultar was red with yellow music notes)
but yeah, trans people have some real weird Ideas about gender

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Saavykas @saavykas.bsky.social · 3d

I think some of those rules disqualify her but I still adore this girl since she is the most like how I was in high school (which honestly is not a great way to be for oneself or for others)

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Saavykas @saavykas.bsky.social · 4d

You know what would be even better than harnessing massive and widespread energy against one’s political enemies? Catering directly to a small contingent of swing GOP voters instead!

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Grofit @grft.bsky.social · 5d

Yeah my former workplace literally held a poll that was like "do you think AI is a magical technology that's guaranteed to save our company" and then laid people off for expressing skepticism

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Ahh!!! Real George Wendt 🎃 @trumancapps.bsky.social · 5d

CHOTINER: So you're attending a No Kings protest today.

ME: That's right.

CHOTINER: But according to Steam, you've played over 450 hours of Crusader Kings 3.

ME: Okay, well- Now hold on. That's sort of unfair.

CHOTINER: Oh?

ME: Sometimes I play as a duke or a count.

CHOTINER: I see.

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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · Mar 25

every trans woman names themselves after a month or a flower and every trans man names themselves after an MCU character

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