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I was once conceived on a waterbed. 2nd grade spelling bee champion. Even less interesting in real life. Sports official. Occasional sound guy.
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Cubs’ top of the lineup looks so different without Cody Bellinger
December 12, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Cubs’ top of the lineup looks so different without Cody Bellinger
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they’re making a list
checking it twice
gonna find out if ur naughty or nice
domestic terrorist charges are coming
to town
checking it twice
gonna find out if ur naughty or nice
domestic terrorist charges are coming
to town
December 13, 2025 at 9:53 AM
they’re making a list
checking it twice
gonna find out if ur naughty or nice
domestic terrorist charges are coming
to town
checking it twice
gonna find out if ur naughty or nice
domestic terrorist charges are coming
to town
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Wisdom is learning that your penis is a lot like your fantasy sports team. It is simultaneously the most interesting thing in the world to you and the least interesting thing to 99.9% of the rest of the human population.
November 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Wisdom is learning that your penis is a lot like your fantasy sports team. It is simultaneously the most interesting thing in the world to you and the least interesting thing to 99.9% of the rest of the human population.
got banned from my friends discord for telling them that philadelphia phillies backup catcher garrett stubbs posted a video on tiktok of himself taking a shot of his wife’s breast milk
December 12, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Wow, that must be so terrifying to think you're being abducted.
The agent, who’s assigned to another HSI office and is in Minnesota on “temporary detail for an operation,” is unfamiliar with the Twin Cities, did not know where they were going, and “was in fear that he was being abducted.”
FBI: Man, woman drive to police station with Homeland Security agent trapped in vehicle
A man and a woman are facing charges of assaulting a federal officer after Homeland Security Investigations agents tried to arrest the man Wednesday for overstaying his student visa. The pair drove to...
www.mprnews.org
December 12, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Wow, that must be so terrifying to think you're being abducted.
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Man we as a society are so cooked. I checked the mainstream media this morning and none of the NYT, WaPo, or CNN have anything up about the return of sebulba
December 12, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Man we as a society are so cooked. I checked the mainstream media this morning and none of the NYT, WaPo, or CNN have anything up about the return of sebulba
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all i'm saying is that there were better options
December 12, 2025 at 5:25 AM
all i'm saying is that there were better options
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Shaw can brag to Ben Shapiro about how he got 2 more hits than him in the playoffs this year.
Man the #Cubs 40 man roster looks terrible. Oh wait…I just got confused when I saw Matt Shaw….
December 12, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Shaw can brag to Ben Shapiro about how he got 2 more hits than him in the playoffs this year.
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We're completely screwed if our response to measles is going to be asking antivaxxers - the most selfish and stupid people in our society - to voluntarily self-report and quarantine for 21 days each every time they get exposed
More than 250 people who were exposed to measles, including dozens of unvaccinated school-aged children, are quarantining in South Carolina as the state wrestles to contain an outbreak that has sickened more than 110 people.
Hundreds Quarantined in South Carolina as Measles Outbreak Shows No Sign of Slowing
The outbreak shows no signs of slowing, likely because of the affected area’s “lower-than-hoped-for vaccination coverage,” a state health official said.
nyti.ms
December 12, 2025 at 2:29 PM
We're completely screwed if our response to measles is going to be asking antivaxxers - the most selfish and stupid people in our society - to voluntarily self-report and quarantine for 21 days each every time they get exposed
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THREE AND A HALF FEET OF BACON, SOMEONE NOTIFY THE MEME MAKERS OF AMERICA
December 12, 2025 at 9:32 AM
THREE AND A HALF FEET OF BACON, SOMEONE NOTIFY THE MEME MAKERS OF AMERICA
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It's fitting that the cover on AI mindlessly apes an earlier creation and also displaces workers while elevating Silicon Valley plutocrats.
December 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM
It's fitting that the cover on AI mindlessly apes an earlier creation and also displaces workers while elevating Silicon Valley plutocrats.
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Disney for generations: fuck with our IP and we will literally fucking ruin your life
Disney now: We gave $1 billion to Sam Altman so he could make a gooner Mickey Mouse that encourages kids to kill themselves, this is totally fine
Disney now: We gave $1 billion to Sam Altman so he could make a gooner Mickey Mouse that encourages kids to kill themselves, this is totally fine
December 12, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Disney for generations: fuck with our IP and we will literally fucking ruin your life
Disney now: We gave $1 billion to Sam Altman so he could make a gooner Mickey Mouse that encourages kids to kill themselves, this is totally fine
Disney now: We gave $1 billion to Sam Altman so he could make a gooner Mickey Mouse that encourages kids to kill themselves, this is totally fine
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Matt Shaw is different from most of these people, however, in that he has yet to require a presidential pardon. bsky.app/profile/sonr...
Man the #Cubs 40 man roster looks terrible. Oh wait…I just got confused when I saw Matt Shaw….
December 12, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Matt Shaw is different from most of these people, however, in that he has yet to require a presidential pardon. bsky.app/profile/sonr...
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This was all this week! Ok Indiana didn’t redistrict an a guy that had national attention and wasn’t supposed to be deported was released after like 9 fucking months of torture- this is a win? How? We look fucking weak
“Trumps house of cards is falling apart”
How. What are you talking about. He just seized a Venezuelan tanker. He’s separating more families by the hour. The vaccine schedule has changed and kids are going to die. We just lost ACA subsidies
How. What are you talking about. He just seized a Venezuelan tanker. He’s separating more families by the hour. The vaccine schedule has changed and kids are going to die. We just lost ACA subsidies
December 12, 2025 at 12:50 PM
This was all this week! Ok Indiana didn’t redistrict an a guy that had national attention and wasn’t supposed to be deported was released after like 9 fucking months of torture- this is a win? How? We look fucking weak
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"The controversial Victims of Communism memorial in downtown Ottawa will no longer feature the names of specific individuals after federal officials determined a significant number could be linked to the Nazis."
Well yea lol no shit
Well yea lol no shit
Government retreats on Victims of Communism memorial names in aftermath of Nazi controversy
Names of alleged Nazi collaborators will no longer be featured on Victims of Communism memorial in Ottawa.
ottawacitizen.com
December 12, 2025 at 12:47 PM
"The controversial Victims of Communism memorial in downtown Ottawa will no longer feature the names of specific individuals after federal officials determined a significant number could be linked to the Nazis."
Well yea lol no shit
Well yea lol no shit
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Matt Shaw started exploring an alternate career path the first time he saw a MLB breaking ball
Man the #Cubs 40 man roster looks terrible. Oh wait…I just got confused when I saw Matt Shaw….
December 12, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Matt Shaw started exploring an alternate career path the first time he saw a MLB breaking ball
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You might think from the headline that this is a story about a trans kid suffering medical consequences from a large drug dose but nope! It is just an interview with an estranged father who is angry that his child happily transitioned.
archive.ph/Tmthz
archive.ph/Tmthz
December 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
You might think from the headline that this is a story about a trans kid suffering medical consequences from a large drug dose but nope! It is just an interview with an estranged father who is angry that his child happily transitioned.
archive.ph/Tmthz
archive.ph/Tmthz
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Pornhub has released the top most searched terms in the United States and every state searched “industrial crane lifting a dark and dripping shape from an unquiet sea” bc America is going through it,
December 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Pornhub has released the top most searched terms in the United States and every state searched “industrial crane lifting a dark and dripping shape from an unquiet sea” bc America is going through it,
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$10 you can’t guess who this is about
Because she, like every other white person, has used her inherent privileges to climb the resource ladder by standing on the backs of black/brown people and refused to acknowledge the damage her and her ilk have caused? Like what?
December 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
$10 you can’t guess who this is about
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Sam Altman saying he uses Chat GPT as a parenting tool is a dumb as fuck “news” story today, but honestly, you should never take any parenting advice from rich people. Full stop. They don’t look after their kids. They have staff. Precisely zero of their parenting dilemmas resemble normal humans’.
December 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Sam Altman saying he uses Chat GPT as a parenting tool is a dumb as fuck “news” story today, but honestly, you should never take any parenting advice from rich people. Full stop. They don’t look after their kids. They have staff. Precisely zero of their parenting dilemmas resemble normal humans’.
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Paul McCartney, quietly to himself, after Christmas dinner:
simply
having
a wonderful piece of pie
simply
having
a wonderful piece of pie
December 1, 2024 at 2:44 AM
Paul McCartney, quietly to himself, after Christmas dinner:
simply
having
a wonderful piece of pie
simply
having
a wonderful piece of pie
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The heist, "caught on film", had texture and warmth and an indescribable aura of authenticity that it would have lacked had it been shot with digital cameras.
December 11, 2025 at 12:04 AM
The heist, "caught on film", had texture and warmth and an indescribable aura of authenticity that it would have lacked had it been shot with digital cameras.
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Patients. Are. Not. Consumers.
Consumers choose to buy, patients have no choice because they are *sick*. You utter fucking ghoul.
Consumers choose to buy, patients have no choice because they are *sick*. You utter fucking ghoul.
Roger Marshall: "We want patients to become consumers again. We want patients to see what the actual prices are. We believe that if we would add the price tags to this bill, that it would save the country a trillion dollars a year."
December 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Patients. Are. Not. Consumers.
Consumers choose to buy, patients have no choice because they are *sick*. You utter fucking ghoul.
Consumers choose to buy, patients have no choice because they are *sick*. You utter fucking ghoul.