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Up and Adam
@roydrage12.bsky.social
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I was once conceived on a waterbed. 2nd grade spelling bee champion. Even less interesting in real life. Sports official. Occasional sound guy.
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@velodus.bsky.social congrats on completing another revolution around the sun!
A birthday cake with white frosting that says "you've aged" on it
December 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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I brought Malört
Write a horror story using only 3 words
December 11, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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@elimgarak240b.bsky.social @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world Timeline synergy
A picture of a dog below a skeet that says "there are so many cute canines on this website"
December 8, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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It should be illegal to make a 6% beer that tastes this good
Barn Town Brewing Scorcheroo desert beer
December 7, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Congratulations on no panic attacks and on completing another revolution around the sun!
A birthday cake with white frosting that says "you've aged" on it
December 2, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Captain Archer 1-2 times per season when Shran shows up:
The blue thing is back!
December 2, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Maybe I'm wrong, but Cyber Monday seems like a bad time for Shopify to shit the bed. Just my thoughts.
A graph showing over 4,000 reported outages of the website platform Shopify at the current time
December 1, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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@spectramtg.net some laser eyes content for you
Emanuel Wilson just broke your tackle, but with laser eyes
November 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Do an episode on this next?
A meme saying that "lgbt" stands for "Luigi got big titties"
November 24, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Oh so you like jazz? Then who's this?
November 18, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Primary Schumer for his senate seat written on a blue background in orange text
November 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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I don't know any of you, but if you're friends with Sean, I must congratulate you all on completing another revolution around the sun!
A birthday cake with white frosting that says "you've aged" on it
November 7, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Check out this lasagna my girlfriend made tonight
Lasagna my girlfriend made
November 4, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Happy birth!
A birthday cake with white frosting that says "you've aged" on it
October 20, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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@karafagan.bsky.social happy birthday!
A birthday cake with white frosting that says "you've aged" on it
October 19, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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The guy who had a very normal comment on my benign Facebook post was recently charged with assault while displaying a dangerous weapon, intimidation with a dangerous weapon, going armed with intent, operating while under the influence, and carrying a weapon while intoxicated.
A Facebook post I shared from Minnesota governor Tim Walz. His post says that he's teaching his daughter about Bob Seger and that quality speaker wire matters! A very normal response to my Facebook post saying that quality speaker wire is "good for a noose as well! Tie yourself to that criminal enterprise the demo rat party you might as well hang yourself"
October 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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This is fine
A screenshot of the "downdetector" website showing 94 reported outages of the "Shopify" website right now. That's a lot.
October 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Timeline synergy @dsalmon1449.bsky.social @robertoneill31.latenightgrin.com
A skeet from Robert O'Neill saying "some great baseball today" while above it, a skeet from David says "Hi yes. Good point but I disagree!"
October 1, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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Album cover for the band NOFX's single "Don't Call Me White" the cover features a yellow background with a white poodle on it
September 24, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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A fantasy football player update saying Charlie Kirk's status has changed from Healthy to Questionable
September 12, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Things that make sense when it comes to reffing football
An email subject line that reads "need bj tonight" where "bj" in this context probably refers to a "Back Judge" but in the common vernacular, "BJ" also refers to the sex act of a blowjob
September 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Text that says "white people when Mr. Brightside comes on at a party" and the image has a big beam of light coming out of someone's chest
August 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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A dude in a suit with the text "an fbi guy" on him and then a dude behind him in a dress with the text "some guy with a sandwich" on him and he's looking menacingly at the dude in the suit
August 12, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Nice
A screenshot of a tweet with 69 (the sex number) likes
August 8, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Isn't it beautiful?
A neon sign for the alcoholic beverage Malört, which may or may not taste like gasoline and earwax
August 7, 2025 at 12:35 AM