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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · May 26

the deal i struck with burger king

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Dunnah @dunnah.bsky.social · 18h

I don’t have truck nuts but I do have a

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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 13h

The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'

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Image of the mechanical ladder outside the Louvre

Text below says WENN'S MAL WIEDER SCHNELL GEHEN MUSS (When you need to move fast)

Underneath is more German text which translates as "The Böcker Agilo transports your treasures weighing up to 400kg at 42m/min - quiet as a whisper."

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 1d

Donald Trump yelling with a speech bubble

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Curb Your Malthusiasm 2.0 @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 1d

memes i made in 2022

I am a quirked up white boy goated with the sauce, like my father before me.

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Up and Adam @roydrage12.bsky.social · 19h

*chanting* teeth teeth teeth teeth TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH

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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 1d

The US froze aid to Colombia
Much of which is used to fight drug cartels
Because the president of Colombia said the US killed Colombian fishermen
In what is supposed to be a US military campaign to stop drug cartels

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Emily L. Hauser (she/her) ❌👑 @emilylhauser.bsky.social · 1d

Remember, as SNAP is about to end, the standing rule remains firm:

If you see someone stealing diapers or formula no you didn't.

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Up and Adam @roydrage12.bsky.social · 19h

I saw a few folks on Facebook thank Trump and celebrate how low the price of oil is as if gas didn't jump almost 40 cents here a couple days ago

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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 1d

Not for nothing, instead of refusing to endorse Mamdani, congressional dems could think about poaching his comms team to make ads hitting that Trump's ballroom is being gilded with your child's SNAP benefits, but then that would require an actual opposition party.

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Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 1d

Phew managed to make it another day without getting a nazi tattoo. It’s hard out here. Just nazi tattoos roaming the streets attaching themselves to people. Stay woke

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Marcelius Braxton @marceliusb.bsky.social · 22h

There are no circumstances where human beings should be without food. There are no qualifications that make someone undeserving of access to food. If you are a human being, you should get food. I don’t care about ability, job status, legal status, or anything else. If people are hungry, feed them.

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erika @yeeeerika.bsky.social · 1d

this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread

atlantic article screenshot
headline: no one knows how big pumpkins can get
sub head: a decade ago, the worlds heaviest pumpkin weighed 2,000 pounds. now the 3,000 pound mark is within sight
by yasmin tayag

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Jane @fightingpride93.bsky.social · 3d

YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A PLANT

A sign on a store shelf reading "'Proplifting' is picking up fallen succulent leaves (or any other plant leaf) off the floors of garden centers or pinching off leaves and taking them home to propagate - IT IS THEFT! PLEASE DO NOT DO IT."

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Anthony @accounthaver1.bsky.social · 22h

If professional athletes are given rules to follow when it comes to gambling then they should be responsible adults and follow those rules regardless of any relationship between leagues and gambling.

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Up and Adam @roydrage12.bsky.social · 19h

Sorry, but it is impossible to find someone with the profile picture that you have intimidating

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Anthony Masterson @mastertones.bsky.social · 22h

I dunno man they had two all-world players for a number of years and the best thing that came of it was the Tungsten Arm tweet

Los Angeles Times @latimes.com · 22h

Shaikin: What might have been if the Angels had signed Vladimir Guerrero Jr. a decade ago

Commentary: What might have been if the Angels had signed Vladimir Guerrero Jr. a decade ago

Mike Trout and Vladimir Guerrero Jr. on the same team? It could have happened, but Vladimir Guerrero Jr. never got the chance to follow in his father's footsteps.

www.latimes.com

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Up and Adam @roydrage12.bsky.social · 19h

They're very much *still* committed to the crypto bit, which is a choice

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David @dsalmon1449.bsky.social · 22h

Not a single thing? they had Mike Trout and Ohtani and never sniffed the playoffs

Los Angeles Times @latimes.com · 22h

Shaikin: What might have been if the Angels had signed Vladimir Guerrero Jr. a decade ago

Commentary: What might have been if the Angels had signed Vladimir Guerrero Jr. a decade ago

Mike Trout and Vladimir Guerrero Jr. on the same team? It could have happened, but Vladimir Guerrero Jr. never got the chance to follow in his father's footsteps.

www.latimes.com

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Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 20h

the idea behind a primary is that it’s designed to weed out BOTH the people who voted for a genocide AND the ones who have a Nazi tattoo. you don’t have to pick either one!

𝔻𝕒𝕟 [spooky pun] 🎃🍻🐦‍⬛ @danmynrd.bsky.social · 20h

Holy *fucking* shit

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Up and Adam @roydrage12.bsky.social · 20h

DICKER THE KICKER

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Up and Adam @roydrage12.bsky.social · 20h

@bleacherbum.bsky.social my girlfriend is joining you on the Herbert hype train

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Up and Adam @roydrage12.bsky.social · 1d

To let everyone know how insane I am, I wear shorts to scrape the frost off my car

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eric, fr🎃m 🎃nline @ericisgood.bsky.social · 1d

did anyone remind bernie this dipshit willfully took a job with literally mercenary war criminals blackwater 7 years ago or nah?

Axios @axios.com · 1d

Sen. Bernie Sanders is doubling down on his support for Maine Senate candidate Graham Platner, saying there might be "one or two more important issues" than the Marine veteran's tattoos.

Exclusive: Bernie Sanders slams media's coverage of Graham Platner

"I'm not overly impressed by a squad of media running around," Sanders said.

www.axios.com

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 1d

A+ org

Sam Blum tweet: I had a long back-and-forth with Perry Minasian today about comments Yusei Kikuchi made at the end of the season.
Kikuchi said the Angels air conditioning had been broken in the weight room all year. And was never fixed, despite him asking.
Here's a part of it that Q&A:

There was an interview that Yusei Kikuchi did in the last start of the season where he said there wasn't any air conditioning in the weight room.
Then Kevin Pillar came out and said some similar things. Do you guys view this as an issue that you need to address in terms of amenities.
The air conditioning is great. Very cold.
It didn't break?
No.
He was lying about that?
I'm not saying he was lying. I don't know what he said. The air conditioning is fine. We take care of our players.
There are multiple players now saying this publicly.
Who else said that?
Kevin Pillar went out and said that the other day.
Said the air conditioning is broken?
Said they're below on their amenities.
He said the air conditioning didn't work?
He didn't say specifically air conditioning. He said many amenities were below standard.
So what's your question?
Do you feel like that's an area you need to address?
The amenities?
Yes.
No. I think our amenities are fine. I think we have great people. I think the environment in the clubhouse this year was outstanding. I think Yuse would say the same thing

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