Jake
@jacobdplunkett.bsky.social
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Jake
@jacobdplunkett.bsky.social
· Nov 7
College: UGA
MLB: Atlanta
NFL: Falcons
NBA: Hawks
NWSL: Spirit
MLS: ATLUTD
Premier League: Newcastle
F1: Whoever is pissing off Max
Cycling: the tours and Pogacar
Olympic sports, (especially wrestling)
Learning more about college hockey and distance running
MLB: Atlanta
NFL: Falcons
NBA: Hawks
NWSL: Spirit
MLS: ATLUTD
Premier League: Newcastle
F1: Whoever is pissing off Max
Cycling: the tours and Pogacar
Olympic sports, (especially wrestling)
Learning more about college hockey and distance running
Oh god he’s really going to invade Venezuela
December 17, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Oh god he’s really going to invade Venezuela
He’s gonna do a weed announcement and yell about the princess bride while miller smiles and shares a resemblance to an ROUS
December 16, 2025 at 6:58 PM
He’s gonna do a weed announcement and yell about the princess bride while miller smiles and shares a resemblance to an ROUS
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
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One way that the reaction to Rob Reiner's murder mirrors Charlie Kirk's is that the best way to eulogize each of them is to quote their words, and in both cases, doing so pisses off conservatives.
Rob Reiner: “Silence in the face of authoritarianism is complicity. Speaking out is a patriotic act. Democracy doesn’t defend itself. It requires participation, vigilance, and courage from ordinary people."
December 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
One way that the reaction to Rob Reiner's murder mirrors Charlie Kirk's is that the best way to eulogize each of them is to quote their words, and in both cases, doing so pisses off conservatives.
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insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
December 13, 2025 at 9:04 AM
insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
Pavia should @ Trump and see if FIFA will give him a makeup trophy, too
December 14, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Pavia should @ Trump and see if FIFA will give him a makeup trophy, too
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I think about this tweet every day
December 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I think about this tweet every day
We had a baby cry when the “Bear Jew” was unloading his machine gun into Hitler during our showing of Inglorious Basterds.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
We had a baby cry when the “Bear Jew” was unloading his machine gun into Hitler during our showing of Inglorious Basterds.
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that is the most republican looking man i have ever seen
NEW: The RNC Chair is calling the 2026 midterms a “pending, looming disaster” for Republicans.
December 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
that is the most republican looking man i have ever seen
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This should be the biggest story in the country right now. The sitting US President was extorting state lawmakers from his own party by threatening to withhold public money if they didn’t gerrymander for him.
I don’t know how else to say it…
I don’t know how else to say it…
December 12, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This should be the biggest story in the country right now. The sitting US President was extorting state lawmakers from his own party by threatening to withhold public money if they didn’t gerrymander for him.
I don’t know how else to say it…
I don’t know how else to say it…
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I can't take Near Future sci-fi seriously cause it always looks exactly like this
October 4, 2024 at 1:53 PM
I can't take Near Future sci-fi seriously cause it always looks exactly like this
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[Guy whose dick fell off because there's a girl in star wars] I would probably do well in a civil war
December 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
[Guy whose dick fell off because there's a girl in star wars] I would probably do well in a civil war
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Shot. Chaser.
December 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Shot. Chaser.
I’m glad the aging president beat has a steward like Jake Tapper on the scene
December 10, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I’m glad the aging president beat has a steward like Jake Tapper on the scene
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Absolutely no one has ever viewed Toni Morrison’s “Beloved” as a children’s book, but we certainly can’t expect MAGA activists to be minimally literate.
www.johnsoncitypress.com/news/activis...
www.johnsoncitypress.com/news/activis...
December 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Absolutely no one has ever viewed Toni Morrison’s “Beloved” as a children’s book, but we certainly can’t expect MAGA activists to be minimally literate.
www.johnsoncitypress.com/news/activis...
www.johnsoncitypress.com/news/activis...
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immigrants score the lowest on tests, but they also take all our jobs, while at the same time taking all the welfare and buying all the homes
Stephen Miller: "If you subtract immigration out of test scores, all of the sudden our test scores skyrocket"
December 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
immigrants score the lowest on tests, but they also take all our jobs, while at the same time taking all the welfare and buying all the homes
Don’t like that one bit
Trump on Karoline Leavitt: "That beautiful face and those lips that don't stop like a little machine gun"
December 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Don’t like that one bit
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it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
December 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
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We have to listen to bigoted handwringing about how we have to abandon trans people and marginalized communities and immigrants while the clearest election winning message is right there.
"Do the rich have too much political power?"
Yes: 80%
No: 8%
YouGov / Dec 8, 2025
Yes: 80%
No: 8%
YouGov / Dec 8, 2025
December 9, 2025 at 10:26 PM
We have to listen to bigoted handwringing about how we have to abandon trans people and marginalized communities and immigrants while the clearest election winning message is right there.
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this “i am something of a soybean farmer myself” shit from bessent is fucking hilarious
Brooke Rollins: "On the China soybeans, Secretary Bessent -- himself a soybean farmer ... "
December 8, 2025 at 11:50 PM
this “i am something of a soybean farmer myself” shit from bessent is fucking hilarious
I see the waffles gang is at it again
December 9, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I see the waffles gang is at it again
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It's so funny to watch them periodically half-ass try the "Your body belongs to the Reich and it is your duty to keep it fit for the Fuhrer" stuff to their base of the laziest people in America whose idea of attending a political rally is to drive their trucks around a parking lot.
December 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
It's so funny to watch them periodically half-ass try the "Your body belongs to the Reich and it is your duty to keep it fit for the Fuhrer" stuff to their base of the laziest people in America whose idea of attending a political rally is to drive their trucks around a parking lot.