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Relishious
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Simply must post a screenshot of my favorite joke on this day
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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He is risen
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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girls just gotta puke some phazon sometimes
November 27, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "all events depicted in the film Ghostbusters really happened."
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Going to interview a patty melt and see if any news stations want it.
November 26, 2025 at 6:53 AM
My toddler told me that the worst Thanksgiving food is poo poo and pee pee.

There you go. Figured it out
November 26, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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One’s gotta go
November 24, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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If messaging out of Minnesota’s GOP to Congresspeople is any indication, our state is going to spend 2026 drowning in messages targeting Somali community, immigrants, and trans folks.

These aren’t “distractions” they’re active attempts to scapegoat anyone seen as “other.”

We must stand together.
November 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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October 27, 2024 at 2:42 PM
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Jaw dropped. Trump Administration Removes Report on Missing and Murdered Native Americans, Calling It DEI Content
Trump Administration Removes Report on Missing and Murdered Native Americans, Calling It DEI Content - Oklahoma Watch
The Trump administration removed a congressionally mandated report on missing and murdered Native Americans from the DOJ website, citing compliance with an executive order against DEI. Senators who ch...
oklahomawatch.org
November 17, 2025 at 3:22 PM
It's the new 'Hip to be Square'
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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the us had completely open borders until racists invented the chinese exclusion act
Bernie Sanders made some pretty ridiculous comments related to border security and how basically border security is necessary to have a nation. So was the U.S. not a nation prior to the manufactured border security panic? Because people were crossing that southern border fairly freely prior to then.
Reminder that the idea of "border security" is political and a result of moral panic. In 1965, Congress passed amendments to the Immigration and Nationality Act that put number limits on immigration and ended longstanding guest worker agreements with Mexico. This helped lead to agencies like ICE. /1
October 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
If you come back to 'town' for the holidays, Jerry could be your Hallmark romance. Imagine Jerry wearing all that flannel.
my account is like if bluesky was a town and i'm a townie
November 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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seen on WT Harris in E Charlotte
November 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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The Peruvian garage rockers who invented punk rock
The Peruvian garage rockers who invented punk rock
Looking back at the trailblazing sounds of Los Saicos, the obscure Peruvian garage rock outfit who laid the sonic foundations for the punk rock revolution.
faroutmagazine.co.uk
November 23, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Hell yes it was
November 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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therapist: pick your battles

me: okay helm’s deep
November 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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owning slaves makes you an oligarch & even worse things.
November 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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Kevin Knight-Mike Bailey team work #CMLL
November 22, 2025 at 3:41 AM
BREAKING: MAMDANI IS NOW MAYOR OF WHITE HOUSE. HIS DUTIES INCLUDE SHOWING FUN PAINTINGS AND KISSING FOREHEADS.
November 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM